Random Fail: First World Problems

[Abandon]

welp

[BerenTebogo]

Lmao

[Salodin]

Love it, lmfao

[zoobernut]

Best random fail ever! Lol

(Turn it into a random win by getting your wife to watch it with you.)

[Salodin]

Watching porn with my gf is one thing, but I don't put on porn with specifically big cocks. Idk that's just me. Likewise, she makes me skip over the ones with anal or threesomes. Whatevs lol.

[Astylla]

This was fucking hilarious I won't lie. I'm glad I don't give a fuck what my husband watches because porn is porn lol.

[Charismatic]

This was fucking hilarious I won't lie. I'm glad I don't give a fuck what my husband watches because porn is porn lol.

I wish there were some way to upload your brain and load it into other women.
We need more women like you walking around.

[noblemountain]

Wait...you find porn with small dicks? Either this is a whole subset I was unaware of or someone has some self esteem issues.

[Charismatic]

lol, they do have tiny dick porn out there but I don't think that's what he meant.
Does sound like some insecurity though 'cause if you want to watch chicks getting slammed by huge cocks as long as your girl ain't around... well, don't need to say more do I?

[Astylla]

I wish there were some way to upload your brain and load it into other women.
We need more women like you walking around.

I get that a lot..LOL

[Xno Kappa]

Working on a god damn juvenile on juvenile sexual assault case, and absolutely no one within a 200 mile radius wants to touch it for prosecution. So I'm doing a ton of work knowing absolutely nothing is going to come of it other than a slap on the wrist from social work services.

[Melena]

Fucking laptop i'm working on is one of those stupid ones with the touchpad where the side to side scroll is literally right above the left and right mouse click. I don't know how many times in the last 3 hours I've gone to click something and the fucking mouse zips to the left or right side, or even worse typing something and accidentally palming it. This touchpad's design is proof that the devil is an evil sadistic bitch.

[Salodin]

lol, they do have tiny dick porn out there but I don't think that's what he meant.
Does sound like some insecurity though 'cause if you want to watch chicks getting slammed by huge cocks as long as your girl ain't around... well, don't need to say more do I?

Obviously it's not what I meant lol

[Aksannyi]

porn is porn lol.

Basically. I get bored of porn now because it's basically all the same. I guess I prefer to use my imagination, because I prefer reading it (erotica) than seeing it. Though there was a Star Wars porno that I watched a few months ago where this chick got nailed by a wookie ... that was ... interesting ...

[BaneTheBrawler]

50 shades of aks

[Astylla]

Basically. I get bored of porn now because it's basically all the same. I guess I prefer to use my imagination, because I prefer reading it (erotica) than seeing it. Though there was a Star Wars porno that I watched a few months ago where this chick got nailed by a wookie ... that was ... interesting ...

I think the worst one I ever recall was when I was with my first boyfriend and we went to the local video store which at the time still sold that stuff in the back. We bought a few from the bargain bin - like 10 bucks per VHS tape ( this was back in 98/99 LOL)
and one of them had a segment where the guy was in a fucking shark costume from just above his dick up. I just recall the chic giving him a blowjon to start and me and my boyfriend were laughing so hard we had to share the pain with our roommates.

[Charismatic]

I think the worst one I ever recall was when I was with my first boyfriend and we went to the local video store which at the time still sold that stuff in the back. We bought a few from the bargain bin - like 10 bucks per VHS tape ( this was back in 98/99 LOL)
and one of them had a segment where the guy was in a fucking shark costume from just above his dick up. I just recall the chic giving him a blowjon to start and me and my boyfriend were laughing so hard we had to share the pain with our roommates.

If you want funny porn, you need to look to Japan.
Fuck1 Grand Prix is still one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen.

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[Cantih]

"Pizza Delivery!"
"I didn't... you're that land-shark, aren't you?"

[BaneTheBrawler]

no ma'am i'm a land dolphin

[Aksannyi]

50 shades of aks

50 Shades is the worst pile of crap ever written. Don't use my name in the same sentence with that bullshit lol.