Random Fail: First World Problems

[BaneTheBrawler]

i calls em likes i sees em

[jinkazama]

Been holding back my urge to piss for over an hour because my hands are too cold and I'm scared to hold me penis while I piss. Does this count as a first world problem?

[Laugana]

I still have bits of 80's and 90's porn I downloaded in the early 2000's from Napster. Haven't looked at it in years though. Like Aks, I prefer to read it these days.

[Cantih]

lol, we've gone full circle back to usenet.

[Zeb]

asstr.org?

[Bardicrune]

lol, we've gone full circle back to usenet.

Pfft....not hardly. Haven't gone full circle until we're waiting 30min to download a single low res jpg image off of a 2400 baud BBS.

[Cantih]

usenet sex stories came before that, boyo.

[Charismatic]

This conversation reminded me of how back in middle/high school I used to go over to one of my friend's houses all the time and his dad would be sitting out in the den on his laptop reading literotcica nearly every time I went over.

Dude had no shame, didn't try to hide it or nothin'. Just reading his porn constantly. His dad was a fuckin' awesome dude though, so whatevs.

[Melena]

Bleh, saw that In this Moment is playing in San Francisco with Starset and Twelve Foot Ninja. The fail is it's on a fucking Tuesday at the Fillmore which means public transportation is out as we would have to leave early just to catch the last train since we would have to take bus to the train station.

[Myrrh_Quetz]

Well, my mom almost blew my secret proposal plans.

She called me up to yell at me about something really fucking stupid and her voice is loud, GF sitting beside me. Mom yells "And you're going to marry this girl!?"

Now I'm busy trying to play clean up and make it look like I'm holding off till I'm ready. Fuck, if that wasn't stressful enough, it's my Birthday in an hour and now I'm all pissed off.

[Melena]

Sucks. I know what it's like to have a shit bag for a mother. Happy birthday though.

[BaneTheBrawler]

happy birthday, sorry about your awful mother.

[bluefan]

Why do you even continue the conversation with her if it isn't an early happy birthday ?

[Brill Weave]

At least we all know your mother is going to murder you and your girlfriend in a fit of jealous rage long before your lungs give out. Seriously. She's going to Weekend At Bernie's you.

[Tokitoki]

So for the past 3 years I've been working for this company we've had Christmas Eve off because the owner has a family dinner that day. His kids work for the company and there are only 12ish people in the office including the owner and his kids. Since 1/3 of the office is gone just from him having the family dinner, we normally have off.

Today I come into the office to find that the Office Manager has negotiated so that we have the day after Christmas off instead. This is BS for three reasons: 1. she takes off that entire week and goes to California every year so it never effects her and gets special treatment (i.e. extra vacation days), 2. I had already planned on taking the 4 hour trip to the in-laws on the night of the 23rd and 3. I had already taken the 26th through the 2nd off. Now I have to argue with the office manager that she's fucked with my vacation days and family plans and I need the 24th off.

May just talk to the owner to avoid talking to the office bitch.

[Rasengan]

Considering that you requested and were approved to take the 26th off and now the 26th is considered a holiday for your company, couldn't you have them transfer the vacation day for the 26th to the 24th? Doesn't seem like an unreasonable request.

[Tokitoki]

Considering that you requested and were approved to take the 26th off and now the 26th is considered a holiday for your company, couldn't you have them transfer the vacation day for the 26th to the 24th? Doesn't seem like an unreasonable request.

The problem isn't requesting the day off. The problem is dealing with the office manager who is an absolute bitch. It also fucks with everybody who has already made plans. And it doesn't even effect her because she does whatever the fuck she wants.

[Salodin]

If every one already made plans based on what's been done over the past 3 years, it seems like a too bad so sad for her. Maybe if they gave a notice that said you might not get eve off this year it's one thing, but to change what was understood to be a holiday off with no prior warning seems short sighted. People have made plans for many months ahead of Christmas eve, imo one month is not enough of a warning.

[Tokitoki]

If every one already made plans based on what's been done over the past 3 years, it seems like a too bad so sad for her. Maybe if they gave a notice that said you might not get eve off this year it's one thing, but to change what was understood to be a holiday off with no prior warning seems short sighted. People have made plans for many months ahead of Christmas eve, imo one month is not enough of a warning.

That's what I was getting at, but I was too annoyed to say it clearly.

Apparently the new payroll girl, who's been here maybe a month, decided to take it upon herself to speak for the entirety of the office and request that we get the day after off instead of the eve.

[Astylla]

That's what I was getting at, but I was too annoyed to say it clearly.

Apparently the new payroll girl, who's been here maybe a month, decided to take it upon herself to speak for the entirety of the office and request that we get the day after off instead of the eve.

What a fucking load of shit and seriously you don't fucking speak for anyone else especially if you are new. GTFO dumb bitch..I fucking hate office politics.