Random Fail: First World Problems

[Coren]

If you were going slower you'd have broadsided *him*. So how big of a dent does that make in a truck?

[Salodin]

My gf brought me a wiiu, with smash bros and yoshi amiibo, over black Friday as a Christmas gift, but won't let me open or even look at the box until midnight Christmas day. Fuck my fucking life...

[Zalrik21]

If you were going slower you'd have broadsided *him*. So how big of a dent does that make in a truck?

Spoiler for huge, drove by on my back home, didn't see a body on the side of the road. Damage could be way worse than it was, seen some deer completely smash some peoples poor cars so this is almost nothing.

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[Astylla]

My gf brought me a wiiu, with smash bros and yoshi amiibo, over black Friday as a Christmas gift, but won't let me open or even look at the box until midnight Christmas day. Fuck my fucking life...

Why would she tell you at all. That's just evil. I'd be hunting the house over it lol.

[Cream Soda]

I wonder how many times Worthless is going to shit in the house before my uncle gets rid of her. He works 12+ hours a day. If he can't take care of a dog, he shouldn't have a dog

[Salodin]

Why would she tell you at all. That's just evil. I'd be hunting the house over it lol.

I was with her shopping on black Friday, it was too good a deal to not get.

[Laugana]

Spoiler for huge, drove by on my back home, didn't see a body on the side of the road. Damage could be way worse than it was, seen some deer completely smash some peoples poor cars so this is almost nothing.

Will you be able to or bother claiming to get it repaired?

[Petitssk]

I wonder how many times Worthless is going to shit in the house before my uncle gets rid of her. He works 12+ hours a day. If he can't take care of a dog, he shouldn't have a dog

Please don't tell me that's the dog's actual name.

[Tokitoki]

I wonder how many times Worthless is going to shit in the house before my uncle gets rid of her. He works 12+ hours a day. If he can't take care of a dog, he shouldn't have a dog

Should crate train it. I'd say most dogs can't help themselves over a 12hr period (which they shouldn't have to), but it'd help in shorter periods.

[Zalrik21]

Will you be able to or bother claiming to get it repaired?

Nah not going to claim it, since I only have liability. I'm three weeks away from 25th birthday, was going to change it to full coverage then.

[Cream Soda]

Please don't tell me that's the dog's actual name.

That's what I've called her for about a year now. It's not her actual name, but idk what that is.

[Salodin]

That's what I've called her for about a year now. It's not her actual name, but idk what that is.

Dog: "oh, I'm worthless? THIS RUG IS WORTHLESS NOW, BITCH"

[Cream Soda]

I have a barricade set up in my room. Anywhere else it wants to piss or shit is my uncle's problem/mess to clean up.

That said, I count at least 4 shit piles downstairs that he hasn't cleaned up yet and one on the stairwell

[Charismatic]

That said, I count at least 4 shit piles downstairs that he hasn't cleaned up yet and one on the stairwell

Disgustion.

[Melena]

Just replaced one of my directors IPhone 4 with an IPhone 6 64gb model. Not even 12 hours later it fell out of her purse and shattered.

[Quixon]

I have a barricade set up in my room. Anywhere else it wants to piss or shit is my uncle's problem/mess to clean up.

That said, I count at least 4 shit piles downstairs that he hasn't cleaned up yet and one on the stairwell

Call animal control anonymously and lodge a complaint. At least then hopefully the dog will get taken and put in a home with people that could give a fuck. Is it that hard to take the dog out for 10 minutes twice a day? Shit.... take the dog to a no kill shelter yourself and surrender it. Tell your uncle it ran away.

[Cream Soda]

Is it that hard to take the dog out for 10 minutes twice a day?

The dog doesn't listen to me at all. I'm not going to pick up a 150 lb dog and drag it out of the house. I could leave the door open all day and she still won't go out unless he's home. Front and back door can be wide open for 6 hours (and I've done this before) and she'll still piss and shit in the house.

As for animal control he knows I hate that dog w/ a passion and been trying to get him to get rid of it as long as he's owned it. 0% chance he's not gonna know it was me lol

[AidenCarby]

Ordered a new keyboard/mouse from newegg, UPS tracker claims it as already having been delivered as of yesterday and that it was "left with customer man". I wasn't home at the time they claimed the package was received and there is nothing inside my house. Ain't this some shit.

[noblemountain]

Lost a lot of respect for ya there CS. Not the animals fault it has a shitty owner. You can't be assed to spend 20 min a day getting the dog to trust you enough to put a leash on it and lead it outside? I would say that you're a lazy piece of shit, but you're obviously not with anything else in your life, so what is the deal? Animosity with the uncle leading to you treating the dog poorly?

[Cream Soda]

I don't treat the dog good or bad. I don't associate with it at all. Bit me once and then let someone walk in the house and steal my shit w/o as much as barking(in the same week). She earned the name Worthless for a reason. I just put the barricade up for my own bedroom and ignore the dog otherwise.

Tried getting along w/ the fucker in the beginning, was even cooking her eggs each morning to mix in with her dog food; after that week though, all bets were off. She become Chinese food for all I care.