Random Fail: First World Problems

[Aksannyi]

I wish I had some alcohol tonight, my head is killing me and drugs aren't doing it.

But the idea of going out to get some booze is completely unappealing, I've already taken my bra off for the day. Once the bra is off, I'm completely done.

[BaneTheBrawler]

ya i hate going somewhere to buy ONE thing. i like to be efficient. i got this from my parents when we went out to new year's day dinner. from the Canadian Honker. gotta say im not a fan of riesling. or any wine, thus far. too sour. i need to get some soco or somethin but every time i check it out its like 20+ bucks for a bottle and i aint got that kind of spendin money

[Aksannyi]

ya i hate going somewhere to buy ONE thing. i like to be efficient. i got this from my parents when we went out to new year's day dinner. from the Canadian Honker. gotta say im not a fan of riesling. or any wine, thus far. too sour. i need to get some soco or somethin but every time i check it out its like 20+ bucks for a bottle and i aint got that kind of spendin money

The wine I drank on New Year's was half a bottle I had left that I'd purchased like a month ago on a whim. lol.

I have to get groceries but I also have class tomorrow, so since I'll already be out of the house tomorrow evening I'll just go get groceries on the way home from class, which will probably at least include a six pack.

[BaneTheBrawler]

nice. well fuck im out already. im decently tipsy tho. doin the stupid ass head bobble thing i do when i start to buzz. also typing like a fucking idiot. depending on how i feel tomorrow i may just go get some soco anyway and make this a regular thing. hah. drunk me modding poopdeck would be hilarious.

[Astylla]

Speaking of alcohol I just busted open a bottle of wine from my father in law from Christmas. Cline Ancient vine zinfandel and fuck it's delicious.

[BaneTheBrawler]

FUCK YEAH BOOZE PART-aww


man now i really gotta get some booze. feels like a job half done, im not shitfaced yet

[Aksannyi]

If you're tipsy please don't drive. Get a friend to bring you some and then share it.

[BaneTheBrawler]

yeah, i dont do that shit. i asked my parents, but they're getting ready for bed so idk. only got one other friend who lives in town, ill ask him mebbe

[Astylla]

nice. well fuck im out already. im decently tipsy tho. doin the stupid ass head bobble thing i do when i start to buzz. also typing like a fucking idiot. depending on how i feel tomorrow i may just go get some soco anyway and make this a regular thing. hah. drunk me modding poopdeck would be hilarious.

You are adorable tipsy haha.

[BaneTheBrawler]

lol, i'm a happy drunk. i act silly and say shit like "i love you guys" a lot

starting to lose my buzz though doesn't look like my parents are up, and my buddy doesn't get off work until after the liquor stores close. oh well! tomorrow!

[Astylla]

lol, i'm a happy drunk. i act silly and say shit like "i love you guys" a lot

starting to lose my buzz though doesn't look like my parents are up, and my buddy doesn't get off work until after the liquor stores close. oh well! tomorrow!

This is so me haha . Me and hubby polished off that bottle of wine way too fast.. Fuck. When I first got truly wasted was at Las Vegas Everquest fan Faire at an open bar. At the end I was grabbing people's name badges and reading their names loudly hugging them telling them I loved them. I also may or may have not given a few lap dances that night and abandoned my then asshat boyfriend for another guys room who was stalking me all night with drinks.

Sometimes I regret being good that night.

[Aksannyi]

I am also a happy drunk, my boyfriend was highly amused the first time he saw it.

My fail, I'm taking an online course this semester (not by choice, it's only offered online) and I have to take a syllabus quiz to prove my attendance or I'll get dropped from the course. One of the questions was, "I can collaborate on X Assignment, Y assignment, and Individual assignments" and I said FALSE because if they're individual assignments then they're individual, why would you collaborate on something like that? And I got the question wrong ... fucking stupid trick questions.

[BaneTheBrawler]

oh man i hate poorly phrased questions. when i was doing clinical trials, all the pharmaceutical companies had the same canned assessment surveys. The problem was, they were written for normal self-conscious mildly-brain-dead people. so if they wanted to know, say, how urgent my diarrhea was, they'd ask "How often do you worry about trying to find a bathroom?" instead of, yknow, asking how fucking urgent your poops are. If they wanted to know how often I had to go, they'd ask "How often are you troubled by needing to go to the bathroom?" For those of you who haven't been paying attention, I've been doing the poops a long time. They do not trouble me. I make sure to ALWAYS be near a restroom, so I never have to worry about it. See the problem?

[BerenTebogo]

Benadryl doesn't do shit for me anymore, been using it off and on to sleep for so long.

Currently typing this an hour after taking 75mg of Benadryl, 3 hours after 15mg Melatonin. Shit does nothing for me except make it so that when I finally, finally fall asleep, my legs are gonna go apeshit crazy.

[BaneTheBrawler]

well wine is right out. too much blood.

[arus2001]

Doing job apps online, if only because there's no universal standard I can point some place to and be like, "Here's all my work info!" and instead have to manually enter everything no normal human would have memorized over the past decade.

[BerenTebogo]

Send them your CV. If they don't accept CVs in lieu of online application, why are you looking to work there?

[Krandor]

Whoever at Microsoft decided that you can't do a clean install of Windows 8.1 with your Windows 8 serial needs to be dragged out into an alley and shot, preferably after being raped by a blue whale.

[Petitssk]

Whoever at Microsoft decided that you can't do a clean install of Windows 8.1 with your Windows 8 serial needs to be dragged out into an alley and shot, preferably after being raped by a blue whale.

A little drastic, but Christ, yes. I had a new computer built and it was shipped with Windows 8.1. I only installed some basic stuff but couldn't play DVD's on it, which is when I realized that I had to upgrade my Windows Media Center, which is tied into the whole system as an entirely different OS or something to that extent.

However, the upgrade failed due to an unknown error and research indicated that fixing this would require so much effort that I'd be better off doing a clean install - which I couldn't do either.

So much annoyance on that day, it just doesn't feel right if I don't wipe everything from before the install away.

[Brill Weave]

First snow in Pittsburgh, my boss wants all of the field team in to help. Start feeling like shit halfway through the shift. I end up leaving because I can tell I have a temperature. Get to the med xpress to get some tamiflu. It's not flu. Doc says I have a highly contagious bacterial infection and all he can give me is something for the cough. Spent 90 minutes there for nothing with a 104.3 temp. No way in hell I can make it to work today. Going to hear about it when I do get back.