Random Fail: First World Problems

[AidenCarby]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Buffy]

Girlfriend just broke up with me.

[Moss]

Girlfriend just broke up with me.

sry brah. check the link I posted to CS above.

[Anoat]

Drank a Michelob Ultra with my lunch because its the closest thing to ice water I had in the house.

[Guitarman]

... I fucking hate group projects

When I die I want my group members be my pallbearers, so they can let me down one last time.

[Aksannyi]

I have seen that a few places, but god if it isn't the truest fucking thing ever.

[Cream Soda]

lol. meant to share this link with you before: dating blog



rofl

Haven't read every entry, obviously, but not really seeing anything applicable here thus far

[Moss]

Haven't read every entry, obviously, but not really seeing anything applicable here thus far

go further back, he talks about more basic shit like how to flirt, chat up random women, eat pussy, etc.

[Cream Soda]

Got this as a tinder match


Then it just turned out to be spam, trying to get me to click a link

[Moss]

is actually 13 years old

[Anoat]

Girls are just as bad, if not worse, about catfishing on that Tinder than guys. Though some are really awful at it. I've seen some girls claim to be 30 when their pictures are from their fucking high school prom.

[Cream Soda]

I actually do the opposite. if I'm 10% body fat, I use my pictures from when I was 12% body fat, so I look better in person (though still look good in pictures because it's 12% body fat). If I use my pictures from when I was 7.5% body fat, and show up anything over 9, it's a huge difference

[hey]

And here i just take hundreds of pictures until one happens to look good. Then again, i'm basically a skeleton, so maybe it's different.

[Guitarman]

And here i just take hundreds of pictures until one happens to look good. Then again, i'm basically a skeleton, so maybe it's different.

I do too, then end up deleting them all while quietly sobbing because I look like a fucking golem in any photo ever.

[hey]

I do too, then end up deleting them all while quietly sobbing because I look like a fucking golem in any photo ever.

Did i say hundreds? I meant tens of thousands.

[BaneTheBrawler]

I had to collect stool samples today.

[noblemountain]

I had to collect stool samples today.

I feel your pain. I had to collect stool samples from a few elephants last week...spent a good portion of the afternoon with my arm shoulder deep.

[wipers]

Got this as a tinder match


Then it just turned out to be spam, trying to get me to click a link

Lots of fake accounts. My favorite quote from a fake account "I like cookie dicks"

[NynJa]

better than
"hey baby, I'm new to town and I love having sex with completely random and strange men, go to my website and we can totally fuck all night"

What worries me is theres probably some stupid fucks who actually think its real

[Anoat]

The real question is why you swiping right to a girl that's probably 14 CS? Come on, man!