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  1. #7521
    hey
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    The real question is why you swiping right to a girl that's probably 14 CS? Come on, man!
    I assumed he would have swiped right to his mother if she came up, without even looking at it.

  2. #7522
    HABS SUCK!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hey View Post
    I assumed he would have swiped right to his mother if she came up, without even looking at it.
    Isnt that how everyone uses Tinder?

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    Keys to make Tinder work have at least two or three beers and always swipe right. Guaranteed success.

    The more alcohol you drink the better your results.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NynJa View Post
    Isnt that how everyone uses Tinder?
    As far as i know.

  5. #7525
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    The real question is why you swiping right to a girl that's probably 14 CS? Come on, man!
    For real, just glancing through the thread scrolling down I thought that was the First World issue here, HS kids on Tinder. Then I realized it was CS getting owned by JB fake accounts.

  6. #7526
    I'm more gentle than I look.
    Mr. Feathers AKA Mr. Striations
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    I swipe right on everything lol worry about filtering later

  7. #7527
    Atheist Douchebag.
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    I fingered a chick I met on Tinder at The Dutch today. It's the best app ever.

    That's not a fail though.

    The fun part is chain swiping late night and just asking about butt stuff.

  8. #7528
    I'm more gentle than I look.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moss View Post
    go further back, he talks about more basic shit like how to flirt, chat up random women, eat pussy, etc.
    Went through a lot of it last night and tonight. Insert the previous response. I'm a social retard. That shit is way over my head

  9. #7529
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    Filed my taxes online last week. Got a 1099-c in the mail from BoA today that I didn't know was coming. =/

  10. #7530
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    First world problem: ordered a new $15 grill cover on amazon. Open the box and there's a damn used calculus book in it.

    First world win: sold the book back to amazon for $65 and bought another grill cover.

  11. #7531

    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

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    lol

  12. #7532
    Member since 2006 and still can't think of a title.
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    Astylla had a major fail today, though it was a win for me cause I got to mock her. She mentioned she lost the speaker bar remote and checked under the couch to see if it fell down there. Couldn't find it all day. She then after a few minutes of me looking picks up the plate she left on the couch and the remote was under the plate. And I trust her with housework.....

  13. #7533
    Because She's the woman Blue Gartr deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coren View Post
    First world problem: ordered a new $15 grill cover on amazon. Open the box and there's a damn used calculus book in it.

    First world win: sold the book back to amazon for $65 and bought another grill cover.
    Holy fuck just how in the fuck lol.

    I suppose it's better than getting a PS4 box with rocks..

  14. #7534
    The 69th Donor
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    Okay it's late so please don't think poorly of me and my exhausted eyes but I thought that said fall and I was just about to post asking whether she was all right.

    Eyesight fail. :/

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    Member since 2006 and still can't think of a title.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aksannyi View Post
    Okay it's late so please don't think poorly of me and my exhausted eyes but I thought that said fall and I was just about to post asking whether she was all right.

    Eyesight fail. :/
    Don't worry, people probably already think poorly of you.

  16. #7536
    Because She's the woman Blue Gartr deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aksannyi View Post
    Okay it's late so please don't think poorly of me and my exhausted eyes but I thought that said fall and I was just about to post asking whether she was all right.

    Eyesight fail. :/
    Lawl well that wouldn't be too far from the truth given how fucking clutzy I am.

  17. #7537
    Conejita's Jolly
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    The fuck is tinder?

    Well, my second PS3 shat on me. My og PS2 still rocks doe. Gdi, gonna wait til Bloodborne comes out to get a PS4.

  18. #7538
    The 69th Donor
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aksannyi View Post
    Eyesight fail. :/
    To add to this, I have an eye appointment in the morning. So hopefully within a couple of weeks when I get new glasses I'll have functional sight orbs again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melena View Post
    Don't worry, people probably already think poorly of you.
    Fuck lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melena View Post
    Don't worry, people probably already think poorly of you.
    lmao

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