Keys to make Tinder work have at least two or three beers and always swipe right. Guaranteed success.
The more alcohol you drink the better your results.
I swipe right on everything lol worry about filtering later
I fingered a chick I met on Tinder at The Dutch today. It's the best app ever.
That's not a fail though.
The fun part is chain swiping late night and just asking about butt stuff.
Filed my taxes online last week. Got a 1099-c in the mail from BoA today that I didn't know was coming. =/
First world problem: ordered a new $15 grill cover on amazon. Open the box and there's a damn used calculus book in it.
First world win: sold the book back to amazon for $65 and bought another grill cover.
lol
Astylla had a major fail today, though it was a win for me cause I got to mock her. She mentioned she lost the speaker bar remote and checked under the couch to see if it fell down there. Couldn't find it all day. She then after a few minutes of me looking picks up the plate she left on the couch and the remote was under the plate. And I trust her with housework.....
Okay it's late so please don't think poorly of me and my exhausted eyes but I thought that said fall and I was just about to post asking whether she was all right.
Eyesight fail. :/
The fuck is tinder?
Well, my second PS3 shat on me. My og PS2 still rocks doe. Gdi, gonna wait til Bloodborne comes out to get a PS4.