Random Fail: First World Problems

**Brill Weave** · 2015-01-31 08:19

Wow

**Aksannyi** · 2015-01-31 09:08

Um I think we might need to shut this particular thread down and start a new one, nothing is going to top that.

**Abandon** · 2015-01-31 09:32

Originally Posted by Xno Kappa

Got woken up at 0451 and had to come in to work because a soldier apparently on PCP cut his dick and balls off after he and his best friend had teh gay buttsex.

less shocked at the mutilation, more shocked that niggas still using pcp

**Xno Kappa** · 2015-01-31 11:37

Originally Posted by Abandon

less shocked at the mutilation, more shocked that niggas still using pcp

It wasn't. Apparently the guy was a vet tech who had access to ketamine through the clinic he worked at.

**Firedemon** · 2015-01-31 13:17

..........................

**Abandon** · 2015-01-31 13:53

man, i fucking love the military

**Charismatic** · 2015-01-31 14:03

I'm just over here laughing at the thought of dude being like

"WHAT HAVE I DOOOOONE!?" then just nixin' that shit. Gay sex is that serious.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2015-01-31 14:13

Gay Sex: Not Even Once

**AidenCarby** · 2015-01-31 14:43

Nice

**Kuya** · 2015-01-31 14:44

Man, straight people be all kinds of crazy

**NynJa** · 2015-01-31 14:44

is it wrong to laugh at that though?

**Blubbartron** · 2015-01-31 15:14

"Straight" people, Kuya.

**Aksannyi** · 2015-01-31 17:00

Originally Posted by NynJa

is it wrong to laugh at that though?

If it is then I don't wanna be right.

**Kuya** · 2015-01-31 17:47

Originally Posted by Blubbartron

"Straight" people, Kuya.

Nah, you ain't dropping that on our laps

**vagus** · 2015-01-31 20:33

Originally Posted by Xno Kappa

Got woken up at 0451 and had to come in to work because a soldier apparently on PCP cut his dick and balls off after he and his best friend had teh gay buttsex.

Fantastic story. Please tell me you didn't see the scene with your own eyes.

**NynJa** · 2015-01-31 20:47

Originally Posted by Kuya

Nah, you ain't dropping that on our laps

Well you cant drop in on theirs since one of them chopped their dick off.

**Xno Kappa** · 2015-01-31 21:21

Originally Posted by vagus

Fantastic story. Please tell me you didn't see the scene with your own eyes.

EMS had already arrived and took him to the hospital by the time I showed up to process the scene. First scene I can say I dealt with arterial blood spray patterns though lol. Confused the shit outta me at first, but now I see why it made sense because he ultimately did it standing up with one of those construction tape type scissors. He was pissing blood on the walls without his unit lmao.

Haven't talked to the "victim" yet for obvious reasons, but everyone else including his partner I've spoken with I can say with certainty that a lot of 80's style gay loving was been going on with a number of people. Dude just got brought in for his first time and wanted to I guess you can say "contribute" to the drugs involved.

**Krandor** · 2015-01-31 21:46

WHY DID I READ THAT FIRST PARAGRAPH.

**Melena** · 2015-01-31 22:02

New thread title first world problems but at least I still have my dick.

Also please tell me EMS was singing detachable penis as they transported him.

**Cream Soda** · 2015-01-31 23:04

My retarded ass cousins have been here all weekend and one brought their her infant. They need to leave already. My uncle hasn't even been home half the weekend. At least I got to tell them how they're worthless tards who aren't ever going to amount to shit. (My stupidity tolerance is quite low)

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