Random Fail: First World Problems

[Brill Weave]

It does. I would have thought when she saw me dabbing on each individual spot she would have done the same. Not defending what she did. Just saying her track record is pretty damn good when it comes to the health of the boy.

[Astylla]

From the stories I've actually read your wife sounds fucking retarded and should be banned from being within 50ft of your kids at all time.

Fucking beat me to it. I'm sorry but no.. I'm really not. She does not sound smart in some ways..

[arus2001]

Instead of making some random BG Med thread, do we have any physical therapist types floating around here? Need to fish for some advice on a sorta-old injury.

[Brill Weave]

Instead of making some random BG Med thread, do we have any physical therapist types floating around here? Need to fish for some advice on a sorta-old injury.

Um excuse me. Who the fuck do you think you are? We're talking about my negligent wife here.

[arus2001]

Well, that's obviously why I'm failing, here! Carry on.

[Brill Weave]

lol

[zoobernut]

Walking down the sidewalk today and I didn't lift my foot quite high enough stepping from the street back onto the sidewalk and I totally fell right in the middle of a big crowd. Went down hard skinned knee and elbow. Now my hip, knee, and shoulder hurt like hell. Dammit I feel like an idiot.

[Cream Soda]

Fail for the neighbor anyways.

He was arguing w/ some girl 2 days ago and she just snaps her fingers rofl and some big ass nigga jumps out of her SUV and lays him the fuck out. Now he has a broken jaw.

Uncle: Damn, that dude broke Shane's jaw.
Me: Good. Now maybe he'll shut the fuck up for once

[Abandon]

brill, im inclined to think that your wife, her sis, and that idiot's husband are possibly all related anyhow. between the mirror incident and this, not a good look. that and defending ol dude when he was fapping on your keyboard, looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[Jefe]

So I'm playing RE 4 on Pro mode just cause, I get to Krauser and he beat the shit out of me. Full health and he'd OHK me. The fucking thing is that the timed events cancel one's action, so when I wanted to shoot/melee him in the head, the game was like:
'oh sorry, you must press this button combination to avoid getting killed instead, fuck w/e you wanted to do. Oh btw, you have .2 of a sec. to react :kappa:.'
I was fucking raging and yelling at the tv. Thank God I was alone. Anyway, sodium levels back to normal.

Spoiler: show

Yes, I knifed the motherfucker to death.

[NynJa]

suck less™

[Airenn]

Update on sister being pregnant: Sends me a FB message today saying "I had a miscarriage, is that good enough for you?" I haven't replied because I also kinda expected this. I'm nearly positive she was just late on her period, then got it fairly heavy and now she's yelling for attn with "I had a miscarriage!!" The girl is absolutely retarded. I don't think she actually understands how any of the world works.

[BaneTheBrawler]

I begin to see. That overly dramatic response deserves trolling of the highest order.

My suggestion:

"That'll do, pig. That'll do."

[Bardicrune]

I begin to see. That overly dramatic response deserves trolling of the highest order.

My suggestion:

"That'll do, pig. That'll do."

GDI! I didn't think it was possible to wince, shake your head in disgust, and smile all at the same time. Until I just did. Thanks Bane.

[AidenCarby]

Update on sister being pregnant: Sends me a FB message today saying "I had a miscarriage, is that good enough for you?" I haven't replied because I also kinda expected this. I'm nearly positive she was just late on her period, then got it fairly heavy and now she's yelling for attn with "I had a miscarriage!!" The girl is absolutely retarded. I don't think she actually understands how any of the world works.

Reply with "good job".

[Cream Soda]

Cousin asked to borrow 10 bucks today. I told her I have to run to the atm and to ask me again later. (I did have to go to the ATM, to get rent). On the way home, I dropped by McDonalds.

When I got back she asked if I had her $10 and I replied "I never said anything about giving you 10 bucks. I just said I was going to the ATM, which I did." Then I handed her an application that I picked up while I was at McDonalds.

[Astylla]

Cousin asked to borrow 10 bucks today. I told her I have to run to the atm and to ask me again later. (I did have to go to the ATM, to get rent). On the way home, I dropped by McDonalds.

When I got back she asked if I had her $10 and I replied "I never said anything about giving you 10 bucks. I just said I was going to the ATM, which I did." Then I handed her an application that I picked up while I was at McDonalds.

This belongs in random win omfg I can't stop laughing. You win.

[Ksandra]

Did you get free McDonald's though?

[Cream Soda]

Didn't get food at all. Only went to get her the application

[NynJa]

and defending ol dude when he was fapping on your keyboard

I missed this...WAT?