Random Fail: First World Problems

[Astylla]

I'm sick as a fucking dog and want to tear whatever is making me sick from my body. No fever but sore throat for 3 says, terrible congestion and coughing up stuff now too. Gave doctor appointment Monday if I'm not better. I'm such a grumpy needy bitch when I'm sick. Whoever says men are worse has never met me. Thankfully my husband knows how to take care of me.

[BaneTheBrawler]

i often fantasize about cutting open my abdomen and squeezing my guts like a tube of toothpaste



so i know exactly how you feel

[AidenCarby]

My mustache is too long and keeps getting into my mouth while I'm trying to eat this sammich.

Sucks having to wash your face after eating because there's always shit in my beard :/

[Cantih]

I must be the daintiest fucking eater, because I never get anything stuck in mine.

[Zetanio]

I must be the daintiest fucking eater, because I never get anything stuck in mine.

My beard brush and wetnaps get a lot of use. :*( #beardproblems

[Anoat]

The struggles of being a punctual person with always tardy friends. Waiting at the designated place for the people you are supposed to meet up with. Get the text "Leaving in 5 minutes!"

Raaaaaaaaage.

[arus2001]

The struggles of being a punctual person with always tardy friends. Waiting at the designated place for the people you are supposed to meet up with. Get the text "Leaving in 5 minutes!"

Raaaaaaaaage.

This why I always tell them X time earlier. My dad was horrible about that when I was younger. "Football ends at 5!" he rolls in at 5:45 or so. Started telling him 4:30.

[Astylla]

The struggles of being a punctual person with always tardy friends. Waiting at the designated place for the people you are supposed to meet up with. Get the text "Leaving in 5 minutes!"

Raaaaaaaaage.

Oh this is every family gathering and drives me fucking crazy. I'm the person that is always 15 minutes early if not more. I can't fucking stand people being late and have gotten into huge rage inducing arguments over it.

[Skyylya]

punctuality is very important to me and few things make me want to rage at my wife more than saying let's be ready to go by time X and her still be figuring shit out by X + 15m and then i'm speeding trying to still get somewhere on time.

[Spicyryan]

punctuality is very important to me and few things make me want to rage at my wife more than saying let's be ready to go by time X and her still be figuring shit out by X + 15m and then i'm speeding trying to still get somewhere on time.

"<whilst doing 115mph> IF WE GET THERE AT 2:30 INSTEAD OF 2:45 EVERYTHING CHANGES DEAR! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!!?!"

[BaneTheBrawler]

the poops dont care about such petty concepts as time

[Gokulo]

The struggles of being a punctual person with always tardy friends. Waiting at the designated place for the people you are supposed to meet up with. Get the text "Leaving in 5 minutes!"

Raaaaaaaaage.

I think I have some OCD related to punctuality or something, I always arrive at least 10-15 min early because of that. Friends make me rage too because they don't care that much, which also means I make them rage sometimes when I get to their place early and they're still not ready. I have one friend who is always at least 1hr late, took us time to get used to that, lol.

[Abandon]

try being black, never know when people are showing up. one guy in particular, we'd tell him a time at least 2 hours early

[Spicyryan]

try being black, never know when people are showing up. one guy in particular, we'd tell him a time at least 2 hours early

Yeah, but I know white people who can never get there on time either.

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Spoiler: show

[vagus]

Philipinos are always late.

[Aksannyi]

Just found out that spring break plans have been canceled due to circumstances beyond my control.

:/

[Charismatic]

Just found out that spring break plans have been canceled due to circumstances beyond my control.

:/

It begins.

[Brill Weave]

It begins.

[Aksannyi]

Lol? No it's just that the money that was going to be used for the trip had to go toward a personal emergency, nothing I'd feel comfortable sharing on BG. Shit happens.

[AidenCarby]

Have him pull out next time.