Random Fail: First World Problems

[AidenCarby]

He busted a nut, I think that's enough.

[Charismatic]

He busted a nut, I think that's enough.

[Aksannyi]

What a little bitch , ever heard of washing your hair , it's not that big of a fucking deal..fuck man that's bullshit. I've had it in my fucking eye before and it didn't stop me. Hopefully you got something good from it.

Have to agree with this, you fuck a guy you assume the risk of errant cumshots. Generally prefer it away from the face but eh, shit happens.

[Anoat]

Dude working at the Zebra Cake factory: ..."eh, fuck it."

[The Stig]

Talking about nuts and JP (asian) women:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-31433736

A former executive of South Korea's national airline has been jailed for one year for obstructing aviation safety during a row over nuts.

Heather Cho forced a plane to return to the gate in New York last December and offload a steward because she did not like the way she had been served nuts.

Judge Oh Sung-woo said it was a case where "human dignity" had been "trampled upon".

[Spicyryan]

Talking about nuts.

Gotta watch where you bust those nuts or you might ruin everyone's day it seems.

[Salodin]

after the first cleared her head, the rest was just vinegar strokes and that look where you COULD do something, but enjoying the moment too much, followed by regret

lmfaoooo...Omg, this is me every time my gf says she wants a facial, but I just say "fuck it" and don't pull out.

Pun intended.

[vagus]

Dumb asian. Cum makes that skin soft. The true youth serum.

[Spicyryan]

Should have told her to stay there while you take a pic since she was leaving at that point anyway

[Airenn]

I've already brought it up, but I'm pretty much not talking to my family at the moment because they really can't accept abortion as an option. They're all retarded living in a fantasy world. Abortions aren't the problem people, it's unplanned pregnancies at young ages that are. I get it, she's turning 20. Not "that" young. But still waaaaay too young and unprepared to raise another human being. Idiots, all of them.

[Charismatic]

I've already brought it up, but I'm pretty much not talking to my family at the moment because they really can't accept abortion as an option. They're all retarded living in a fantasy world. Abortions aren't the problem people, it's unplanned pregnancies at young ages that are. I get it, she's turning 20. Not "that" young. But still waaaaay too young and unprepared to raise another human being. Idiots, all of them.

j/w
How many abortions have you had?

[Airenn]

20, one for each year and 4 for each leap year since I hit puberty. Serious answer, none. I've made some stupid choices in my life but being unsafe about kids has never ever been one of them. If there was ever a mistake I learned from my mom, it was my own damned self. She had me at 17. I grew up in a not even mediocre home, no biological father, etc. Fuck raising a kid into that shit.

But I'd also get an abortion with no hesitation if I was knocked up.

[Charismatic]

Serious answer, none. I've made some stupid choices in my life but being unsafe about kids has never ever been one of them.

The world's just full of surprises.

[Spicyryan]

I've already brought it up, but I'm pretty much not talking to my family at the moment because they really can't accept abortion as an option. They're all retarded living in a fantasy world. Abortions aren't the problem people, it's unplanned pregnancies at young ages that are. I get it, she's turning 20. Not "that" young. But still waaaaay too young and unprepared to raise another human being. Idiots, all of them.

Personally, I do not put much stock in family. They are merely close company from shadows of what you might one day reflect if you are unable to decide for yourself what you wish to be and which virtues you will keep. The issue is people have trouble separating their reason from their sentimentality.

So, who cares what they have to say about your choices because clearly they wish to pass off their convictions rather than their support in a emotionally distressing period for a fellow family member. Less one be forced to be a prisoner to their own body due to the typical logic of "accept the consequences by forcing yourself to an optional consequence" essentially.

Kudos to you for being able to take your life into your own hands. Everyone involved will be much happier and better off for it in my honest opinion. Despite what is sometimes a heart wrenching (or at least difficult) experience for many.

[BaneTheBrawler]

airenn isn't the one who got preggers tho

[Airenn]

I was a little confused by that reply, too - He may have missed the first post. Spicy, it's my turning-20-sister who is pregnant and not considering an abortion. Not considering anything other than squeeebaby.

[Zetanio]

This is somewhat relevant

Not everyone sucks.

[Anoat]

I thought there was a miscarriage? Or did that turn out to be a guilt trip/cry for attention as you suspected?

[Spicyryan]

airenn isn't the one who got preggers tho

Wrote it a bit ambiguous for that reason and with the notion that both are emotionally effected by it.

EDIT:
Blah, another night of not enough sleep.

[Cream Soda]

I've already brought it up, but I'm pretty much not talking to my family at the moment because they really can't accept abortion as an option. They're all retarded living in a fantasy world. Abortions aren't the problem people, it's unplanned pregnancies at young ages that are. I get it, she's turning 20. Not "that" young. But still waaaaay too young and unprepared to raise another human being. Idiots, all of them.

Not really sure why it's a fail. Fuck 'em. Would you deal with idiots normally? If no, then why are you making an exception because they are family. Do you and let them be themselves.