Random Fail: First World Problems

[Tomiko]

just hit her.

With a water bottle.

[Apelila]

My arms messed up so I can't throw it.

;_;

[Abandon]

pussy

[Zetanio]

slap a water bottle off a table, problem solved.

[Yuri-G]

random fail, first world problems (this qualifies as both, I think):

I keep losing the fucking game. god damnit.

[Anoat]

I don't smoke weed so I don't have experience with this, maybe someone can help me out. My roommate likes to take super hot showers for like 30 minutes and light up in there. I've told him I don't care if he smokes his shit in the house as long as its in his room and he opens a window. But nope, he only does it in the bathroom while taking super hot showers for 30 minutes at a time. Any insight for his reasoning?

[Draygon]

I don't smoke weed so I don't have experience with this, maybe someone can help me out. My roommate likes to take super hot showers for like 30 minutes and light up in there. I've told him I don't care if he smokes his shit in the house as long as its in his room and he opens a window. But nope, he only does it in the bathroom while taking super hot showers for 30 minutes at a time. Any insight for his reasoning?

I personally either vomit or get light headed when I even take a hot shower while I'm stoned. I'm relatively certain that your roommate is actually Satan.

[Astylla]

Had a really fucked emotional weekend and said and did some stuff I really regret. Had a, rage induced outburst for the first time in about 6 years. I've been lying in bed crying most the day with my cats. I want nothing more than to get blackout fucking drunk but worry in my state I might make even worse choices before my surgery next week. My introvert stage just hit an all time high and I hate it.

[Salodin]

I don't smoke weed so I don't have experience with this, maybe someone can help me out. My roommate likes to take super hot showers for like 30 minutes and light up in there. I've told him I don't care if he smokes his shit in the house as long as its in his room and he opens a window. But nope, he only does it in the bathroom while taking super hot showers for 30 minutes at a time. Any insight for his reasoning?

Taking a relaxing shower while taking hits off my pipe feels amazing. You should try it sometime.

[NynJa]

I don't smoke weed so I don't have experience with this, maybe someone can help me out. My roommate likes to take super hot showers for like 30 minutes and light up in there. I've told him I don't care if he smokes his shit in the house as long as its in his room and he opens a window. But nope, he only does it in the bathroom while taking super hot showers for 30 minutes at a time. Any insight for his reasoning?

I believe its called "hot boxing"

[Guitarman]

I thought hot boxing was trapping someone in a small room with you while you farted.

edit: it's both. Thanks urbandictionary.

[Dowzer]

Is there any chance he's Hawaiian?

[Melena]

People need to learn to follow instructions. Person went to remove the empty black toner cartridge from the copier, removed the waste toner bin as well and broke a clip, and while trying to fix it, spilled toner all over my shoes and work pants...

[Astylla]

My cat is completely curled up in a ball next to me under the covers in bed but I need to pee. But I don't want to wake him.. Why is he so damn adorable.

[Spicyryan]

The power went out 10 minutes into the benefits fair the next day because someone hit the power lines down the street, taking it out for the rest of the day. Because of that useless waste of carbon I hurt my shoulder for NOTHING. Not the first time this has happened, she turns into a gigantic twat whenever she thinks someone is saying 'no' to her in any way.

What are these? A bunch of CRT monitors? How did you hurt yourself moving computers, and why would you bust your ass? Going to lose your job if you don't move 200 boxes in time?

[Melena]

What are these? A bunch of CRT monitors? How did you hurt yourself moving computers, and why would you bust your ass? Going to lose your job if you don't move 200 boxes in time?

Even smaller form factor desktops are going to be a minimum of 15 pounds. Factored in with the constant bending up and down and yeah, it's pretty easy to hurt yourself. And yeah if you have a deadline to get something done, especially if it's coming from someone who can say you're fired for just looking at them funny, yeah you bust your ass when doing work.

[Apelila]

What are these? A bunch of CRT monitors? How did you hurt yourself moving computers, and why would you bust your ass? Going to lose your job if you don't move 200 boxes in time?

The new desktops we ordered are 25lbs a piece. I was the only person who was physically able to at the time due to coworkers medical issues. They gave us 2 hours notice that they needed the space.

[Coren]

My biggest point of confusion is why you didn't commandeer a handtruck. 200 is a lot, yes. But I can't believe a company that size doesn't have a handtruck *somewhere*.

[vagus]

Fuel pump may have died. Car I'm using was supposed to be a filler till I find a decent car. Seems that time has come earlier. Car shopping here I come!

BG you have offered guru level advice. So I'll try it again. Looking for a fuel efficient, sedan.

[Aksannyi]

You wouldn't think walking would be very difficult, but apparently it is. I've been here since Sunday and basically walked everywhere, today my knee finally has given up on me. I walked approximately the last km home with a limp, and when I finally got into the elevator at my hotel, I started to cry. I have never been in this much pain, and I have absolutely nothing I can do for it right now except rest it until dinner.

Tomorrow is my last day here and I don't want to spend it convalescing. I may take a bath and try to massage it. For now, though, I'm just lying down.