Random Fail: First World Problems

[BaneTheBrawler]

implying you have free time

[Ksandra]

right in the gut ;_;

[Astylla]

I don't fucking understand women at all. I'm in a Facebook group in which I love 90% of the people but some of these so called adults just drive me insane. One idiot getting pissed off some guy didn't flirt with her but her married friend and somehow that makes her feel worse about it.. Dafuq. Then there's the chic who didn't know her own relationship status because her so called boyfriend and her never discussed it be just introduced her to people as her girlfriend..yet I'm the bitch when she is posting every other day about how he's not responding to every text message. People wonder why I don't deal with women.. They are fucking psycho.

[AidenCarby]

Random dream with my mom in it, woke up and can't stop crying

[Astylla]

Random dream with my mom in it, woke up and can't stop crying

Hugs. I have these nights all the time.. I'm sorry you are feeling this way.

[Airenn]

Sorry Aiden. Hugs all around. Nightmares/vivid dreams can be the worst.

[Salodin]

Hit brakes, skid forward cause of wet roads, hit car. At the time were both rattled, but we're cordial and polite. Damage isn't terribad because I hit my brakes so hard the front of my car dipped below his high rear end, so his bumper more slide on top of my bumper instead of colliding into it. My grill was pushed back, which slightly dented my hood, but my gf says it's not bad and my car friend says the same so I'm trying not to worry. My bumper also has zero damage aside from scratches. Still, my baby is hurt .

[BerenTebogo]

Random fail: Engineers.

All of them.

They should be put somewhere and never be allowed to interact with mathematicians or physicists, let alone teach a course that's basically applied math x physics. GF has been complaining all semester about her graduate convective heat transfer class. I've just been going along with it, yadda yadda learn units yadda yadda (she's an applied math grad student, hasn't taken physics since freshman year, class was advertised as having very little physics knowledge needed). Look at her notes and homework today after she tells me that in office hours the engineering professor said "You shouldn't be looking at the book for units. This is homework, you're not supposed to be using the book."

Motherfucker, the shit she's doing are heat-flow navier-stokes equations using dimensionless scale analysis. Professor expected her to memorize the values of close to ~50 scaling variables that are literally only used in this specific field and ONLY by engineers (because engineers can't do math or physics so they lump important physical constants together in ways that make me want to kill children) before doing the homework.

Oh. Okay.

tl;dr: Another example 100% in line with almost every other experience I've ever had with engineers. Either too stupid to tie their own shoes or autistic beyond reason.

Engineers: Not even once.

Edit: Mind you this is a course on numerical methods for convective transfer. i.e. working with a code where literally every variable without explicit radial or time dependence will get plugged in as a constant taken directly from wiki. The homework is 100% analytical solving of a shitty toy system that has zero application to numerical work whatsoever, to say nothing of not needing to memorize the values of any constant to do numerical work.

[Anoat]

So the whole scientists vs. engineers thing on Big Bang Theory is a real thing? That's pretty neat.

[BerenTebogo]

So the whole scientists vs. engineers thing on Big Bang Theory is a real thing? That's pretty neat.

I don't watch it, but if the joke is that engineers are fucking terrible, then let me be the first to tell you:

Engineers are fucking terrible.

[Anoat]

Well, the cliff notes version is that Howard is an engineer and Sheldon is a theoretical physicist, and although they are "friends" in the loosest terms, Sheldon despises engineers and constantly belittles them, much to the chagrin of Howard. In Sheldon's mind, the only thing worse than an engineer is a geologist.

[Xajii]

in the middle of an all nighter at work (fail in and of itself) gf calls to say she needs surgery. so now I'm in a hospital all night.

[BaneTheBrawler]

for what?

[Xajii]

she apparently had some issues with her BC and developed an ectopic pregnancy (baby growing in the fallopian tube) so they had to cut her open and remove that + the entire tube. pretty shitty. she's ok. I'm here in the waiting room overnight cause her room is a double and I'm not allowed to be in there but I did get to spend about an hour with her.

[AidenCarby]

Another mom dream, but in this one she brought me white castle and told me I had children with a girl that I hooked up with after high school. I denied the kids and she took my white castle. God damnit mom

[AidenCarby]

she apparently had some issues with her BC and developed an ectopic pregnancy (baby growing in the fallopian tube) so they had to cut her open and remove that + the entire tube. pretty shitty. she's ok. I'm here in the waiting room overnight cause her room is a double and I'm not allowed to be in there but I did get to spend about an hour with her.

Super shitty, sorry man.

[AidenCarby]

But holy shit at the same post times

[Charismatic]

pregnancy

This is all your fault, Xajii.

[Tokitoki]

I don't watch it, but if the joke is that engineers are fucking terrible, then let me be the first to tell you:

Engineers are fucking terrible.

We'll keep that in mind the next time we design a bridge you cross daily or the building you reside/work in.

[Aksannyi]

she apparently had some issues with her BC and developed an ectopic pregnancy (baby growing in the fallopian tube) so they had to cut her open and remove that + the entire tube. pretty shitty. she's ok. I'm here in the waiting room overnight cause her room is a double and I'm not allowed to be in there but I did get to spend about an hour with her.

Yikes. Ectopic pregnancies are really dangerous, so I'm glad they caught it in time. Will she still be able to conceive? I'm assuming from your post that she still has one remaining fallopian tube so conception should be difficult but not impossible, but ugh, that totally sucks either way.