Random Fail: First World Problems

[NynJa]

I've read somewhere that most places put shit like that just to weed out people who aren't confident enough to be successful or some shit, meaning that even though they know they don't meet the requirements, they still consider themselves worth a shot anyway and willing to prove that they can do it. They don't want people who don't feel that way about themselves, so they set the bar really high.

Most != all. I got this reply back two weeks after I had graduated from my program with honors (aka: I'm not dumb and I know my shit and I was fresh out of school)

Mary Aelem Fabro via SmartRecruiters <[email protected]>
11/4/14

to me
Hello Josh,

Thank you for your interest on this job opportunity however, we need someone who has more than 3 years working experience as a Systems Administrator/Network Administrator.

Nevertheless, I will keep in touch with you for future job openings that would match your qualifications.

Thanks,

Mary

Senior Technical Recruiter

And since I had just woken up at that point, with gunk still in my eyes and all, in my not so brightest moment, I replied with this:

Josh *** <josh***@gmail.com>
11/5/14

to maryf
Every job posting i have seen and applied to in the field requires 3+ years of experience. How is anyone "new" supposed to attain experience at this rate?

That probably wasnt the smartest thing to do, but at the same time, it felt really fucking good to voice that.

I've been done school for 4 1/2 months now and I havent heard anything back, because everyones looking for 3+ yrs experience.

[zoobernut]

Most != all. I got this reply back two weeks after I had graduated from my program with honors (aka: I'm not dumb and I know my shit and I was fresh out of school)



And since I had just woken up at that point, with gunk still in my eyes and all, in my not so brightest moment, I replied with this:



That probably wasnt the smartest thing to do, but at the same time, it felt really fucking good to voice that.

I've been done school for 4 1/2 months now and I havent heard anything back, because everyones looking for 3+ yrs experience.

In a tough economy when new people fresh out of school are competing with experienced professionals who are willing to work for a lower salary just to get a job the new inexperienced people suffer. They are trying to get some old fart who has been industry for a long time who is desperate because they just got laid off.

[Astylla]

It's seriously fucking shitty because it's all - go to school and get a degree so you can get a job..then..all you face is that wall.

I get depressed now and again I never went to college but then so many people I know are facing that brick wall of needing experience but isn't that what I went to school for..FFS. I truly feel for people job hunting and as frustrated as I get not having a degree or "career" , I just can't fathom going into debt over a chance at something better at this point in my life. It's absolutely ridiculous when over the years I have worked with countless college grads with bachelors and more that are stuck working retail in some cases because they can't even get into their field.

[AidenCarby]

The minor league team in our capital city just got named. The Hartford Yard Goats loooooooooooool

[arus2001]

It's the area I cover for work. I'm pretty sure most people in Ohio don't even know they have a hockey team.

Guilty.

And yeah, the employment catch 22 of needing experience to actually get experience has been dumb for as long as I needed to start looking into work.

[BaneTheBrawler]

which is why my dad's university is so retarded. they don't do jack shit to help their students network, which is a fucking shame because my dad and several of the other teachers/administrators have crazy networking skills.

[Xno Kappa]

Not sure how many of you live in the NJ/NY area, but if you can pass this information along I'd greatly appreciate it.

http://cliffviewpilot.com/investigat...n-in-fort-lee/

A 27-year-old pedestrian remained hospitalized in serious condition as authorities searched for the driver who fled the scene after hitting her in the driveway of a Fort Lee parking garage last night.

Investigators said they’re looking for a black, four-door Toyota Camry — from 1997-1999 — that they believe has both passenger-side and front-end damage.

The victim was taken to Hackensack University Medical Center with head and leg injuries after she was struck around 8 p.m. in the driveway of the parking garage for the Northbridge Co-Op Apartments at 2200 N. Central Road, which leads to Hudson Terrace a few blocks north of the George Washington Bridge.

The woman in question is my little sister who's currently in the hospital undergoing surgery from injuries sustained.

[Zetanio]

Not sure how many of you live in the NJ/NY area, but if you can pass this information along I'd greatly appreciate it.

http://cliffviewpilot.com/investigat...n-in-fort-lee/



The woman in question is my little sister who's currently in the hospital undergoing surgery from injuries sustained.

Posted to my FB. That's awful man, so sorry that happened to her.

[BaneTheBrawler]

god damn. thats terrible. hope they catch the bastard. and hope she recovers well.

[Tokitoki]

Shit, I heard that on the news this morning.

I'll pass it along.

[Astylla]

I am so sorry this happened to her , that's terrible. Wishing her a speedy recovery and all the best during this time. HUGS.

[jmc]

Guess work thought I took last week off from work, and decided not to pay me this week.

Too bad I worked 72 hours last week.

[Guitarman]

Random fail for scammers:

There's a scam going around where people claim to be from Microsoft or apple or whatever and try to get people to open backdoors into their computers. Today I got a call from a woman who sounded like she was from india claiming to be from Microsoft (Microsoft has a standing policy of never sending out unsolicited calls). I let her take me through a bunch of steps, and just before she got to the step of opening remote access i started laying on the perv. She hung up around the time i asked what color her panties were.

I don't think they'll try that again.

[Tarage]

Went to the doctor and he said my knee is fine and to just take 2x Aleve 2x a day and put ice on it for 10 minutes a day. So... not a fail, but just wanted to give an update.

Sorry about your little sister.

[AidenCarby]

Fuuuuuuuuuck not cool

[Anoat]

A kid that wanted to intern with my company stopped by today to drop of his resume. When he introduced himself, I thought he said his name was Kyle. It turns out his name was actually Collin. I probably called him Kyle at least three times and he didn't correct me. A-w-k-w-a-r-d.

[Acevalefor]

A kid that wanted to intern with my company stopped by today to drop of his resume. When he introduced himself, I thought he said his name was Kyle. It turns out his name was actually Collin. I probably called him Kyle at least three times and he didn't correct me. A-w-k-w-a-r-d.

LOL! He is applying for an internship. It is expected that he will be called the wrong name.

My fail:
Bullshit Ford Ranger electrical systems strikes again! I had to get a DEQ inspection done but the OBDII port was dead on the 24v pin. Took me 3 hours of fucking with the airbag, cigarette lighter, headlights and several fuses to finally find the problem. 7.5 amp fuse in a 20 amp fuse spot for the 7.4v power pin on the OBDII plug. Basically, every time they plugged in the computer, it popped the fuse. I had to look up the fuse rating because Ford was too dumb to put it on the plastic fuse box cover. 49 fuses and I had to guess what did what because in 2003 there are like a billion different options for Rangers and each one has a different electrical configuration. Google failed me today.

[Buffy]

Had an interview scheduled for Monday with Amazon, been waiting 3 WEEKS AND A DAY since they scheduled it.

Called me today to tell me they have an emergency in the data center and have to reschedule my interview and the 7 other people they had scheduled.

Dammit, I need to get out of this freaking job.

[Ksandra]

Not sure how many of you live in the NJ/NY area, but if you can pass this information along I'd greatly appreciate it.

http://cliffviewpilot.com/investigat...n-in-fort-lee/



The woman in question is my little sister who's currently in the hospital undergoing surgery from injuries sustained.

Was gonna post a silly fwp, but I'd rather skip it and just say sorry, dude. I will keep my fingers crossed for your sister.

[Cream Soda]

My uncle was letting his friend stay here for a few weeks and now that my uncle is gone for a few months, I have control of the house.

Told him that he can stay for up to one more week if he pays me, but I want nobody else in my house. He snuck some fat bitch in here lol and I just kicked her out and I think I scared the shit out of her.

"Get the fuck out of my house!" 5 secs go by "Why the fuck are you still here?"

She goes to respond but I cut her off

"You'll know when you're allowed to speak because I'll have given you permission to speak. If you need help leaving I can drag you out now hurry the fuck up"

Turned to him after and said that's your one and only warning. Next time, I lock the door and change the password on the garage door. Don't let this dumb bitch get you put out on the street