Random Fail: First World Problems

[Abandon]

i was driving when he sent me that. nearly choked on my spit. why you so ruthless cs

[Astylla]

My uncle was letting his friend stay here for a few weeks and now that my uncle is gone for a few months, I have control of the house.

Told him that he can stay for up to one more week if he pays me, but I want nobody else in my house. He snuck some fat bitch in here lol and I just kicked her out and I think I scared the shit out of her.

"Get the fuck out of my house!" 5 secs go by "Why the fuck are you still here?"

She goes to respond but I cut her off

"You'll know when you're allowed to speak because I'll have given you permission to speak. If you need help leaving I can drag you out now hurry the fuck up"

Turned to him after and said that's your one and only warning. Next time, I lock the door and change the password on the garage door. Don't let this dumb bitch get you put out on the street

I fucking love you Haha

[AidenCarby]

i was driving when he sent me that. nearly choked on my spit. why you so ruthless cs

Shit real out here

[Spicyryan]

So here is a weeks worth of fails I have been snapping here and there.

1

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YOU A LIKA SUM CHEICKEN?!

2

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So Friday it snowed, and the state of NJ had a choice to make. Plow in late may with like 4+ or so inches of snow (I never checked how much fell, but it was up to my ankles) on the ground or well you know not plow. Even roads like US Route 9 or 79, Route 33 or 537 were not done before rush hour and beyond until it was night and everyone was home from work since it didn't start until the afternoon. Jerk offs!

3

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Why is this a fail you might wonder.
Is it that there is no more tea in my mug? Close.

This PC I was given the parts to after suggesting against most of the components as excessive for the task.

Contains:
32GB RAM
Samsung 850 Pro 256gb
Two GTX 960s
An i7 4790K
A Corsair 760AX PSU

For what you might wonder? Trading stocks.

Yes, trading stocks requires MASS POWAR! I suggested an I3 and 8GB of RAM, cheaper cards for multi monitor, etc

I was told Obama was paying for it and not to worry. He knows I like Obama >:O

[Aksannyi]

Brighthouse Networks is my cable provider, and they only serve like, I don't know, half of Florida, but it's not listed as a cable provider that I can sign in with for ABC's website to watch an episode of a show I missed last night.

Fucking stupid.

Plow in late may with like 4+ or so inches of snow

It's March ...

[Spicyryan]

Brighthouse Networks is my cable provider, and they only serve like, I don't know, half of Florida, but it's not listed as a cable provider that I can sign in with for ABC's website to watch an episode of a show I missed last night.

Fucking stupid.

Good thing any network that ends in BC has nothing good on it to watch at all!

[Charismatic]

My uncle was letting his friend stay here for a few weeks and now that my uncle is gone for a few months, I have control of the house.

Told him that he can stay for up to one more week if he pays me, but I want nobody else in my house. He snuck some fat bitch in here lol and I just kicked her out and I think I scared the shit out of her.

"Get the fuck out of my house!" 5 secs go by "Why the fuck are you still here?"

She goes to respond but I cut her off

"You'll know when you're allowed to speak because I'll have given you permission to speak. If you need help leaving I can drag you out now hurry the fuck up"

Turned to him after and said that's your one and only warning. Next time, I lock the door and change the password on the garage door. Don't let this dumb bitch get you put out on the street

Damn nigga, they really will get no sympathy from you.

[jmc]

My uncle was letting his friend stay here for a few weeks and now that my uncle is gone for a few months, I have control of the house.

Told him that he can stay for up to one more week if he pays me, but I want nobody else in my house. He snuck some fat bitch in here lol and I just kicked her out and I think I scared the shit out of her.

"Get the fuck out of my house!" 5 secs go by "Why the fuck are you still here?"

She goes to respond but I cut her off

"You'll know when you're allowed to speak because I'll have given you permission to speak. If you need help leaving I can drag you out now hurry the fuck up"

Turned to him after and said that's your one and only warning. Next time, I lock the door and change the password on the garage door. Don't let this dumb bitch get you put out on the street

Love it! Good shit CS

[AidenCarby]

Credit card company declined my requested image for a replacement credit card :/

[Astylla]

Friend just posted he was in an 8 car pileup and got hit hard from behind in his brand new car less than a week old. He seems okay but car is totaled. I can't even imagine.

[Zetanio]

Friend just posted he was in an 8 car pileup and got hit hard from behind in his brand new car less than a week old. He seems okay but car is totaled. I can't even imagine.

Sounds like a free car to me! He can try a new color.

[Spicyryan]

Patrik Kjellman, 24 mars 14:43:
Hi again!

Maybe if you have a friend with an account in a European bank who can
make the purchase for you, the tickets is not personal.

Regards,
Patrik

No, Patrik, I can't say that I am aware of anyone in Europe who wants to spend their time transferring money around a three-way to reserve a ticket for me for a concert in a foreign country.

[Gokku]

I woke up @ 320 am today... Bloodbourne came out store with my copy doesn't open till 10 am... Thanks body for the lack of sleep

[Anoat]

IRS took the entirety of my tax refund to repay on my student loans. It was expected, and I wasn't counting on any of the money (the same happened last year), but....sigh. Shit just sucks, ya know?

[Zeb]

I know that feel. Bank sent me a tax form saying I owe income tax on a loan I defaulted on four years ago. Paid off more than half of it through a debt collector . still owe income on the other half. And I had already filed my return for the year.

[Aksannyi]

My truck has this "feature" that, if it doesn't recognize my key, it locks me out of being able to turn my truck on. The problem is, I am using my key but the truck still doesn't recognize it intermittently. So I have to wait 15 minutes whenever this happens before I can attempt to start my truck again. I've seen a lot of bitching about this shit on some auto boards and they all condider it a huge flaw, but I have to shell out $600 for a fix ... that may not even take care of the issue forever, because the fault may repeat with a new key and ignition switch. Fucking stupid, honestly. Luckily, I'm just heading home from class, but this has made me late a few times now and sorry but $600 for a temporary fix is bullshit.

[zoobernut]

My truck has this "feature" that, if it doesn't recognize my key, it locks me out of being able to turn my truck on. The problem is, I am using my key but the truck still doesn't recognize it intermittently. So I have to wait 15 minutes whenever this happens before I can attempt to start my truck again. I've seen a lot of bitching about this shit on some auto boards and they all condider it a huge flaw, but I have to shell out $600 for a fix ... that may not even take care of the issue forever, because the fault may repeat with a new key and ignition switch. Fucking stupid, honestly. Luckily, I'm just heading home from class, but this has made me late a few times now and sorry but $600 for a temporary fix is bullshit.

This is very similar to the issue that I made the truck woes thread about. My issue is very different but I mean similar in the sense that it is $600+ for a fix to replace a part that has a design flaw in it that will just break again. It really sucks when you have to deal with that. Look around and see if anyone has devised a work around or a way to disable the feature.

[Aksannyi]

Oh I've seen ways to disable the feature, and I could probably do it, but if I fuck it up, I run the risk of really fucking myself over. I can't afford any major repairs to that thing right now and I need it just to get to class every day. School is 28 miles from my apartment so I'm completely fucked if I don't have my vehicle anymore.

[AidenCarby]

Walk into work, were on complete diversion and we still have ambulances trying to patch in. Tonight's gonna be awesome :/

[Xantavia]

IRS took the entirety of my tax refund to repay on my student loans. It was expected, and I wasn't counting on any of the money (the same happened last year), but....sigh. Shit just sucks, ya know?

Pretty sure this is going to happen to me this year as well. Plus, I'm gonna get charged for no health insurance so have to figure out where it will come from.