Random Fail: First World Problems

[Josiahkf]

Yeah, but I am just trying to indirectly ask what it is that keeps you from dating them.


On another note, that moment when you hear someone telling a story you were part of, and hear them taking artistic liberties with it.

And then ryan said *uses high pitched voice*
and then I said *uses normal voice*

[Dizzy's]

I wont date one of my best friends ex's because I live by some messed up moral and ethical code that tells me that to do so would be wrong? I'm not sure what you're looking for here, I think it would be the same for most people.

Live it up embellish it a little, use it as a fun story when getting to know somebody.

[Spicyryan]

And then ryan said *uses high pitched voice*
and then I said *uses normal voice*

Then Josi got a stick in the eye..

I wont date one of my best friends ex's because I live by some messed up moral and ethical code that tells me that to do so would be wrong? I'm not sure what you're looking for here, I think it would be the same for most people.

Live it up embellish it a little, use it as a fun story when getting to know somebody.

Yes, but he knows his accountant

[Dizzy's]

You have officially lost me. Although as a quick aside I do have an associated in accounting.

[Spicyryan]

You have officially lost me. Although as a quick aside I do have an associated in accounting.

"Live it up embellish it a little, use it as a fun story when getting to know somebody."


So, I was thinking of saying hello to this chick I haven't seen in, mhm, 5 years the other night. Then out of the blue she sent me a text just now. Well then, I guess the universe refuses to let me run my own shit!

[Josiahkf]

Do you think about her a lot? Might lessen the rarity

[Spicyryan]

Do you think about her a lot? Might lessen the rarity

Nope. An excessive amount of things go through my mind everyday, but she isn't special in that regard. I am too busy being bitched at for having a hot Asian I met as my background from your friend

Fail within that itself. Perhaps she just can't see the damn image when she looks at it, but I got an "Is that why you are going to Germany? For this bitch?" and I kept laughing because yeah there are toooooonnns of Asians in Germany, dontcha know.

Anyway, I saw where that was going so I said I will be around until May 14th to put the ball in their court, and got asked to hang out.
Just another chance to eat sushi and drink I suppose.

[Josiahkf]

From my friend? Lol skileur? Or jac

Today's fails have been kept under wraps, but my slow cooker did get a crack in it during a pork roast : (
Rest in pieces crockie

[Spicyryan]

Jac, Sky isn't dumb like that and if left alone in a room with her, would probably kill her.

Went to post a picture of this Crockpot and got the good old shady site warning, bye post! Fail!
Crockie! Noo~!

Semi-fail note:
Is it bad we can talk like this and people might think we know each other, but I know literally NOTHING about you?

[Josiahkf]

Do you still play? I should come asura bug you and mrs you
Yeah I don't really talk to a lot of people online anyway lol, overall very non-social; For example you and I in forums have talked much more than Jac and I or ski and I on iMessage etc

[Spicyryan]

Do you still play? I should come asura bug you and mrs you
Yeah I don't really talk to a lot of people online anyway lol, overall very non-social; For example you and I in forums have talked much more than Jac and I or ski and I on iMessage etc

Random fail, SpicyJosi edition.

So,
Nono I'm sorry officer that is not my car alarm going off at 2:30am forever. It is my exs, sorry you had to come out for the second time in a week and I will make sure I am more of a dick to her than I am every single day for shit like this.

As for the game she just came back after months of being away, and then flaked out deactivating again which was naturally my fault because why not? I mean always easier to say it's someone elses fault. My fault for not finishing your Nirvana you started years before you knew me etc etc.

Personally, yes I am on Asura, and she isn't the Mrs. Feel free to stop by, and you couldn't bother me even if you tried.

edit: Well, let me clarify what 'plays' means. Monday-Thursday I am out from 9-9ish, then Fridays lately I have worked out of choice from 9-6 7 or 8ish. On these nights for two and a half months I have been alone doing nearly nothing with anyone on game simply doing three salvages a day and going to bed. I post while doing it because lolsalvage. After 1.5-4 hours of sleep every night I repeat that till Saturday, and I am less than 500 alex away (sure I could buy 10,000 alex right now, but why?) from Tizona. I then go and take care of shit I couldn't during the week on these days after sleeping in Saturday. So I haven't really played with anyone on game. If you did come to Asura I can't promise you'd really see me aside from the weekends or that I wouldn't just spend it alone even though I am done with Tizona tomorrow probably.
It would be nice to have you here though, and I keep seeing people saying they just changed servers or returned to the game asking for the reddit LS. More than I can remember of late so this is probably the best server to be on because of LOLREDDITLS.

[Charismatic]

If by best you mean worst

[Spicyryan]

If by best you mean worst

I couldn't imagine anywhere being better. Especially when Reddit is seemingly as big of a draw as it is for fresh faces. I would imagine the nice casual people are flaking out and the rude vets like me are whats left on a lot of servers. Just a guess though.

[Zeb]

ups delivers on saturdays

Fuck you for getting my hopes up. =/

[Guitarman]

Fuck you for getting my hopes up. =/

Only for commercial. I'm an Account Executive for UPS. It's an incredibly spendy operation so residential doesn't get that service. Part of the downside of having Unionized drivers.

[Brill Weave]

Wife swore up and down last fall she would use the leaf blower and get the leaves over the hillside in the back yard. I stupidly believed her knowing she wouldn't. So we had leaves laying on the slope right outside the back door all winter. Where the dog runs, etc. Go outside today with a bag of grass seed and start raking the leaves. The entire section is a fucking mud pit. I want to punch her in the face.

[Salodin]

Fuck, marriage sure changes how you feel, huh?

[bluefan]

Wife swore up and down last fall she would use the leaf blower and get the leaves over the hillside in the back yard. I stupidly believed her knowing she wouldn't. So we had leaves laying on the slope right outside the back door all winter. Where the dog runs, etc. Go outside today with a bag of grass seed and start raking the leaves. The entire section is a fucking mud pit. I want to punch her in the face.

Can't wait for your boy to be 10, eh?

[Qeomash]

My parents stuck a rake in my hand at like 6.

[NynJa]

I lived in an apartment, no raking for me suckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa