Random Fail: First World Problems

[arus2001]

Watched the short video we took of my dog at the vet's after transferring it from my mom's phone. Big mistake.

Spoiler: show

[Airenn]

If you renew, renew for a different apartment. Florida + any water damage = mold somewhere and probably places you won't easily get to/see.

[Anoat]

I just resigned my lease a month ago. There was a clause in the lease that made me laugh. It said I would not be released of the terms of the lease due to loss of employment, illness, natural disaster, disability, or death. I was like...these mother fuckers gonna keep me on the lease if I am DEAD? lol

[Astylla]

I had some fucked up nightmares and at one point in it my husband slapped me then got on top of me choking me. I literally woke up flailing and barely able to breathe. It took me 2 hours to calm down enough to sleep again. Fuck.

[BaneTheBrawler]

kinky

[Aksannyi]

I actually had a dream that water was coming through my ceiling again.

Clearly, I have some latent anxiety over the other morning. :/

[Astylla]

kinky

The funny thing is that I greatly enjoy being slapped and choked during sex and otherwise , but in this instance it was actually upsetting and I have no clue why.
I blame hormones and being emotional this week..

[Deadgye]

First hot/humid day of the season while I'm home, ffxiv is running a bit laggy for some reason. Decide to turn on real temp to see if I might have a heat problem since there's so much dust in this room. CPU is running at ~99°C, WHOOPS. /shutdown game to let CPU back down to idle. Temperature dropped down to ~70°C. I've been running without a CPU fan for the past while because it borked, but I guess that shit won't pass unless it's still winter. Finding just a replacement 4pin fan was looking to be annoying, so I just went ahead and ordered a corsair H50. I gave everything a bit of a blow with some compressed air but I guess I'll properly vacuum it (and attempt to vacuum my room as well) sometime soon.

[arus2001]

Almost lost my face about a half hour ago.

With the folks, mom is cooking dinner. She asks me to take the lid off the pressure cooker. I ask her if it's depressurized and such, she says yes and it's not like the one she used to have. I swivel the lid out of the locks, BOOM! Lid flies upward, displacing the ceiling panels, bounces off the bottom of the next floor, ricochets through the plastic shield for our light fixture, and somehow finds its way not just under the table, but neatly tucked with some things on a chair. Of course, I've just taken a veggie/meat shower, have my left arm and part of my neck scalded by steam and water, and probably would've gotten it worse were it not for my beard and glasses. Basically two blessings being I didn't have my face over the lid and that the cooker wasn't about 3 inches further back than it was, because it would've clipped stove fan/cupboards and commenced its death tour from there.

Ultimately wound up taking out two of the ceiling panels to wipe them down front and back, vacuuming the ceiling area, and just saying fuck it to the broken plastic. Any other mess I left to the old lady. -.-

[Astylla]

Holy shit just reading that made me hurt. Glad everything is relatively okay..

[arus2001]

I'm ready for this month to end, really. If it's not the universe trying to kill my heart with my dog, it's literally trying to kill me with appliances.

[Abandon]

Almost lost my face about a half hour ago.

With the folks, mom is cooking dinner. She asks me to take the lid off the pressure cooker. I ask her if it's depressurized and such, she says yes and it's not like the one she used to have. I swivel the lid out of the locks, BOOM! Lid flies upward, displacing the ceiling panels, bounces off the bottom of the next floor, ricochets through the plastic shield for our light fixture, and somehow finds its way not just under the table, but neatly tucked with some things on a chair. Of course, I've just taken a veggie/meat shower, have my left arm and part of my neck scalded by steam and water, and probably would've gotten it worse were it not for my beard and glasses. Basically two blessings being I didn't have my face over the lid and that the cooker wasn't about 3 inches further back than it was, because it would've clipped stove fan/cupboards and commenced its death tour from there.

Ultimately wound up taking out two of the ceiling panels to wipe them down front and back, vacuuming the ceiling area, and just saying fuck it to the broken plastic. Any other mess I left to the old lady. -.-

i'd have told moms to square up; we're about to box over some shit like that

[arus2001]

Let's just say I don't feel inclined to do any favors for her soon.

[Aksannyi]

Ugh that sounds like it hurt. Did you have to go to the hospital or was it (luckily) not serious?

[arus2001]

Not serious, luckily. The burns I got are roughly sunburn-tier, if not a little less.

[Deadgye]

I went into that expecting you to almost lose face, not to almost lose your face.

[arus2001]

is me.

[AidenCarby]

i'd have told moms to square up; we're about to box over some shit like that

Pretty much this.

[Zetanio]

is me.

[Byrthnoth]

She asks me to take the lid off the pressure cooker. I ask her if it's depressurized and such, she says yes and it's not like the one she used to have. I swivel the lid out of the locks, BOOM! Lid flies upward, displacing the ceiling panels, bounces off the bottom of the next floor, ricochets through the plastic shield for our light fixture, and somehow finds its way not just under the table, but neatly tucked with some things on a chair.

I'm not afraid of many things, but I'm fucking terrified of pressure cookers. I always poke the leak valve a few times before I think about opening it.