Random Fail: First World Problems

[Aksannyi]

Lawl. That's hilarious and if you weren't uncomfortable enough to put it away you shouldn't be so surprised by the comments. I think it's hilarious personally

I just think it's uncouth to bring it up. Like I didn't think to put it away because to me, having a dildo is not a big deal. That doesn't mean random carpet cleaner guys are supposed to comment on it.

I'm more curious as to what the guy would've asked. Like "Hey, mind if I use that for a few minutes?"

He asked me "what do you need that for?"

I was like ... what do you think?

[Tokitoki]

If you don't care and aren't ashamed of it why are you so uncomfortable about someone asking about it?

EDIT: You pretty much answered my question with your response to Astylla.

[Aksannyi]

If you don't care and aren't ashamed of it why are you so uncomfortable about someone asking about it?

Because I don't feel comfortable talking to strangers about my sex life, in general.

[Airenn]

The fail is that 90% of the reason I come to this thread is to see whether Aks or my favorite dying kid has posted anything new.

[Tokitoki]

Because I don't feel comfortable talking to strangers about my sex life, in general.

I'm sure that guy has a fairly boring job other than the shit that he might see that people forgot to put away. More than trying to creep you out, I'd bet that the "what do you use that for" was his awkward way of telling you that it was left out. I'd also put money on him seeing this more often than you'd think.

[Aksannyi]

I'm sure that guy has a fairly boring job other than the shit that he might see that people forgot to put away. More than trying to creep you out, I'd bet that the "what do you use that for" was his awkward way of telling you that it was left out. I'd also put money on him seeing this more often than you'd think.

I guess so, I did get the idea that he was trying to hit on me more than just act awkward about things though. I mean he was otherwise perfectly nice, even though that was uncomfortable as fuck for me. It's not even a big deal, I guess, more of a "who does that?" kind of moment.

[Melena]

The fail is that 90% of the reason I come to this thread is to see whether Aks or my favorite dying kid has posted anything new.

Funny. My favorite fails are when you come here and make an ass of yourself.

[Bardicrune]

I guess so, I did get the idea that he was trying to hit on me more than just act awkward about things though. I mean he was otherwise perfectly nice, even though that was uncomfortable as fuck for me. It's not even a big deal, I guess, more of a "who does that?" kind of moment.

He was probably expecting you to say "I've got another carpet for you to clean right here. It's a little dusty from lack of use."

[Abandon]

The fail is that 90% of the reason I come to this thread is to see whether Aks or my favorite dying kid has posted anything new.

i laffed, because the first part is usually why i come in, too. melena, her shitting on ol IM DYING, GIVE ME SHIT FOR FREE AND TREAT ME LIKE A KING is because he's a pretentious cunt, not just because she's a mean bastard.

[Melena]

i laffed, because the first part is usually why i come in, too. melena, her shitting on ol IM DYING, GIVE ME SHIT FOR FREE AND TREAT ME LIKE A KING is because he's a pretentious cunt, not just because she's a mean bastard.

No, the fact that anytime she comes into a thread, she has to bring it up. I mean at this point, it's obvious she wanting to make his dick wet with how obsessed she is with him. And dunno, maybe it's matter of perception, but i've never seen him ask for anything and never seen him demand people treat him like a king.

[Yuri-G]

idk if he was hitting on you or trying to defuse the situation or make you aware that it was out or what. I mean he probably shouldn't have said anything, but you probably shouldn't have left it out either. I guess it's a wash?

also, the defense "there's nothing abnormal about masturbation or sex toys," is kinda meh. I agree, but would it be normal to start masturbating in front of him? if not, then is it normal to leave a sex toy out for him to see? if you don't feel comfortable talking to strangers about your sex life then don't leave your sex life out for strangers to see.

basically it's a fail all around. unless he was hitting on you, then it's just a fail on your part. I go to a dude's place to clean his house and he's got gay porn up on the computer, you better believe I'm gonna say something (if he's cute).

[BaneTheBrawler]

He was probably expecting you to say "I've got another carpet for you to clean right here. It's a little dusty from lack of use."

lol


the smell of burned dust is terrible

[Zetanio]

There have been a lot of good points made in this thread recently.

Abandon has the most points though.

I'm gonna use one of my bans on Airenn. She's too thirsty.

[Abandon]

if he spent more energy on keeping that last bit of lung pumping instead of getting mayad over shit she says, or getting offended that his friends don't place him as priority over everything else in their lives, i wouldn't speak out against him so much. shit, every blax on bg is on their way to an early grave via diabeetus V.2, you dont see us flaunting it

[Zetanio]

if he spent more energy on keeping that last bit of lung pumping instead of getting mayad over shit she says, or getting offended that his friends don't place him as priority over everything else in their lives, i wouldn't speak out against him so much. shit, every blax on bg is on their way to an early grave via diabeetus V.2, you dont see us flaunting it

I'll pay to save you bruh.

[Vandalhart]

Guy came in to clean the carpets today, and that's the last "repair" I've needed since the flood last week, all told, I think I lucked out in the end.

The guy goes in and cleans the carpet in the bedroom, then comes out and starts to ask me about my dildo which I had left sitting on my bedside table. Like, okay, whatever, maybe I should put that shit away (but I don't really care enough to, this is my apartment and I'm not ashamed of masturbation) but like, you're a total stranger dude, you're at work, and you're asking me why I need a sex toy? What do you fucking think the answer is going to be, that I use it to bake cookies?

I mean damn. How to make a woman uncomfortable in 0.4 seconds. Now I'm kind of debating calling the company and complaining. That was completely inappropriate.

You've already addressed the points that came to mind immediately. I would say, that if it bothered you that much, leave some constructive criticism with his employer about it. Don't make it a complaint, just let them know that their employees shouldn't mention anything about what they see in someone's apartment.

You said you were picking up a vibe that he was interested, maybe he was just trying to pay you a compliment in a completely weird way. "What do you need that that for? You're an attractive seemingly independant young woman."

It does seem that you're not as comfortable with the topic as you claim to be. At least not with total strangers, which is fine. There's nothing wrong with engaging in a conversation on your own terms.

[Yuri-G]

so I've mentioned my narcissistic friend on here a few times. we're getting along better lately because I'm learning to distance myself and simply appreciate him for who he is. today's narcissism fail:

we were suppose to hang out tonight, haven't seen each other in weeks. but oh wait! his boyfriend is coming back into town tomorrow and he wants to get plastered before that happens. so he's like "would you rather do lunch?" I'm kinda like "so... why did the plans change?" and he tells me that he'd rather get drunk than hang out with me. my words, but that's basically what he said.

what I love about this is that he thinks by telling me about the change in plans so he can get wasted instead of respecting our time together, he's somehow being the nice guy. he said "well I'm telling you now so you won't get pissed off later when I'm too drunk to answer the phone." and he honestly believes he deserves credit for that.

I'm like... sweetie... that's not how you #empathy... I mean... sigh. at least you're trying to think of someone else. at least you're trying.

[Spicyryan]

There is nothing abnormal about masturbation.
There is nothing abnormal about a woman owning a sex toy.

There is something abnormal about asking a total stranger about something private and literally none of their fucking business.

So let me ask you this, when I had water literally pouring in from the ceiling last week, was I supposed to rush around amidst all of the pots and pans I was using to catch what water I could and hide everything that would render me unsavory? No, I was not, because it's an expectation that people actually live in their apartments and they may have things lying around.



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Did that make it right for him to bring it up? It is literally not his place, as a total stranger, to comment on something like that. Ever.

I dont see why you are mad.

If there's nothing wrong with any of those things. Then there's nothing wrong about the stranger who caught with your metaphorical pants down, talking about it.

Inb4'It makes me uncomfortable'

Maybe he was too? Thought there was nothing wrong? Not like he caused the situation either.


Besides, what else is unsavory? Do you have a 'jackhammer' in the closet or something? Swing? Machines? How many things could you have had to think to put away?

[Seraph]

I think the bigger first world problem is having a job that requires having to vacuum around someones huge monster rubber dong. Maybe he was setting up for a squirter joke since the carpet was still damp.

[Spicyryan]

I think the bigger first world problem is having a job that requires having to vacuum around someones huge monster rubber dong. Maybe he was setting up for a squirter joke since the carpet was still damp.

So that's what happened..