Random Fail: First World Problems

[Zetanio]

I think the bigger first world problem is having a job that requires having to vacuum around someones huge monster rubber dong. Maybe he was setting up for a squirter joke since the carpet was still damp.

Holy shit, how'd we miss this?

[FNH]

Guy came in to clean the carpets today, and that's the last "repair" I've needed since the flood last week, all told, I think I lucked out in the end.

The guy goes in and cleans the carpet in the bedroom, then comes out and starts to ask me about my dildo which I had left sitting on my bedside table. Like, okay, whatever, maybe I should put that shit away (but I don't really care enough to, this is my apartment and I'm not ashamed of masturbation) but like, you're a total stranger dude, you're at work, and you're asking me why I need a sex toy? What do you fucking think the answer is going to be, that I use it to bake cookies?

I mean damn. How to make a woman uncomfortable in 0.4 seconds. Now I'm kind of debating calling the company and complaining. That was completely inappropriate.

Is it the pink one you left on the bathroom counter top in this picture?

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[Aksannyi]

Yeah, but it was in the bedroom this time. lol.

I was more concerned with trying to keep the water from getting into my apartment than with concealing my sexual stuff at that point. (Plus, just getting to the bathroom while the water was actively flowing would have rendered me soaked, it was that bad.)

[Airenn]

Don't you dare Zetanio! Rabble!

[Kuishen]

I was more concerned with trying to keep the water from getting into my apartment than with concealing my sexual stuff at that point. (Plus, just getting to the bathroom while the water was actively flowing would have rendered me soaked, it was that bad.)

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[FNH]

Yeah, but it was in the bedroom this time. lol.

I was more concerned with trying to keep the water from getting into my apartment than with concealing my sexual stuff at that point. (Plus, just getting to the bathroom while the water was actively flowing would have rendered me soaked, it was that bad.)

I noticed it when you posted, but didn't want to point it out at the time. But since it is all out in the open, it really is no big deal. You'll likely go the rest of your life never crossing paths again.

[Aksannyi]

I noticed it when you posted, but didn't want to point it out at the time. But since it is all out in the open, it really is no big deal. You'll likely go the rest of your life never crossing paths again.

That's true. Now I wonder if I sent that pic to my dad lol. Now that's someone I don't need to share anything about my sex life with. Like, obviously I've had sex because I have kids, but we don't need to have those types of conversations or anything of the sort.

[Yuri-G]

you think that's bad, try being gay. there's something about my parents knowing I have sex with men that is just world-shattering. we don't talk about it, lol

[Vandalhart]

My Dad offered to give me tips after we let them know we had been trying to have kids for a few years. We don't talk about it either but he's always trying to shock people.

[arus2001]

Distance on the bathroom shot could have you obfuscating it as a bottle of shampoo or something.

[Zetanio]

Don't you dare Zetanio! Rabble!

You baited me.

[Zetanio]

I warned you.

[Sepukku]

My Dad offered to give me tips after we let them know we had been trying to have kids for a few years. We don't talk about it either but he's always trying to shock people.

Despite having a steady girlfriend in HS, 3 years into college I broke the news to my parents I had been seeing someone new for awhile my sophmore/junior years of college, at which point my father completely forgot I had the sex talk when I was like 13 and proceeded to regive it to me, even though I was 20, and then took me to Riteaid and bought me a pack of condoms. I felt kinda bad too, cause theyre given out everywhere in college for free, I had already quit using them with her once we got exclusive since she was on birth control, and he paid like $10-15 for them.

...he was just looking after me, but first world fail feeling still with the awkwardness of it all. I have too many condoms I have the luxury of not using due to almost nonexistent HIV threat and people in Africa dying of AIDS all over the place.

[Lordesequiel]

Is it the pink one you left on the bathroom counter top in this picture?

I saw that too, my wife has the exact same one.

Random fail - she says it's too big, and mine is just fine.

[BaneTheBrawler]

Despite having a steady girlfriend in HS, 3 years into college I broke the news to my parents I had been seeing someone new for awhile my sophmore/junior years of college, at which point my father completely forgot I had the sex talk when I was like 13 and proceeded to regive it to me, even though I was 20, and then took me to Riteaid and bought me a pack of condoms. I felt kinda bad too, cause theyre given out everywhere in college for free, I had already quit using them with her once we got exclusive since she was on birth control, and he paid like $10-15 for them.

...he was just looking after me, but first world fail feeling still with the awkwardness of it all. I have too many condoms I have the luxury of not using due to almost nonexistent HIV threat and people in Africa dying of AIDS all over the place.

jolly ranchers

[Spicyryan]

I saw that too, my wife has the exact same one.

Random fail - she says it's too big, and mine is just fine.

Maybe it is just too wide?

I had to go back and look at the picture because I didn't even notice it. To be honest my first though was "I guess Tiger slept over. That or she stole his bike."

[Melena]

I got lucky with my dad. First gf, he gave me the security code to a gate and told me which way to go to avoid tripping the silent alarm if me and my gf wanted any private time.

[Bardicrune]

I got lucky with my dad.

This sentence is a major fail in and of itself.

[Aksannyi]

Maybe it is just too wide?

I had to go back and look at the picture because I didn't even notice it. To be honest my first though was "I guess Tiger slept over. That or she stole his bike."

I don't think his bike would be purple and a female bike, but then again stranger things have undoubtedly happened. I used to keep the bike outside but I heard some people outside my window one night talking about "we should steal it" and I brought it in with a swiftness. lol. I hate how it looks inside but I have nowhere else to put it. My old apartment had an enclosed patio area, but this one does not, unfortunately.

[Zetanio]

I wish everyone lived in a doorman building like I do.

Makes basic shit much less stressful. I wish you could all live with me.

Except Airenn.

Fuck you.