Random Fail: First World Problems

[Zetanio]

WERLSTAR

[Sho]

Zet-Bro, Abandon bro. Why have I never visited this thread? You guys too comical in it, lol.

I see dat nigga AoE too.

[Abandon]

Real talk doe, Airenn has one of the nicest asses I've seen in some time.

:kappa:

man tells the truth, but this inst thirst at all, this is just a bunch of people acting like what she says to the iron lung isnt funny. stop taking everything you see on this fucking site as the goddamn dead serious truth. fuckers get so goddamn butthurt so quick, its almost embarrassing to watch. except it isnt, that is also funny.

[Abandon]

Smelling that thirst. Allllll the way over here. Love you bruh.

we can talk about REAL thirst on bg if you really want, but im afraid some of your chat buddies and former chat inhabitants would be forced to rush to CVS to restock on maxi pads

[Zetanio]

we can talk about REAL thirst on bg if you really want, but im afraid some of your chat buddies and former chat inhabitants would be forced to rush to CVS to restock on maxi pads

Go for it. The place has been devoid of drama for too long.

[AlexRuzhyo]

Where? Where? I want those fetches!

It was on TCG Player. It was an inventory error on their part; I stumbled across them looking for a Prossh stuff. They corrected it shortly after I placed my order.

Nylea's $4.50~ mid and I saw her for $1.88 with $.99 shipping. Hit "Shop by Seller" and it recommended an "as low as $3.38" Mire. I clicked it and, holy shit, saw nine near-mint Mires for $3.38. Instantly added them to cart then picked up the other fetches. Someone got the 14 deltas and 5 Strands before I did, ha.

After paying for the order, it only dawned on me to look for other things. Grabbed all the shocks I could, and lost a bit before I could check out. $6 Nissa, $2 Purphoros, $3 Sarkhan Dragonspeaker, and a handful of other $3~5 shocks. Everything before Theros was listed properly, so no cheap Snappies or lilies. Boo.

[Sho]

so I've mentioned my narcissistic friend on here a few times. we're getting along better lately because I'm learning to distance myself and simply appreciate him for who he is. today's narcissism fail:

we were suppose to hang out tonight, haven't seen each other in weeks. but oh wait! his boyfriend is coming back into town tomorrow and he wants to get plastered before that happens. so he's like "would you rather do lunch?" I'm kinda like "so... why did the plans change?" and he tells me that he'd rather get drunk than hang out with me. my words, but that's basically what he said.

what I love about this is that he thinks by telling me about the change in plans so he can get wasted instead of respecting our time together, he's somehow being the nice guy. he said "well I'm telling you now so you won't get pissed off later when I'm too drunk to answer the phone." and he honestly believes he deserves credit for that.

I'm like... sweetie... that's not how you #empathy... I mean... sigh. at least you're trying to think of someone else. at least you're trying.

Basic question, is he a fuck buddy? If so, I feel bad for you -- it essentially means he's devalued you as second place to his boyfriend, which should be the obvious thing for him to do. If you guys are just friends then he is one full of himself type of guy.

[Spicyryan]

Real talk doe, Airenn has one of the nicest asses I've seen in some time.

:kappa:

Sauce?Everyone who doesn't know is suddenly curious.

[Zetanio]

Sauce?Everyone who doesn't know is suddenly curious.

Just drink this and don't worry about it.

[Spicyryan]

Just drink this and don't worry about it.

The quality of thirst demands Fiji water.

[zoobernut]

It was on TCG Player. It was an inventory error on their part; I stumbled across them looking for a Prossh stuff. They corrected it shortly after I placed my order.

Nylea's $4.50~ mid and I saw her for $1.88 with $.99 shipping. Hit "Shop by Seller" and it recommended an "as low as $3.38" Mire. I clicked it and, holy shit, saw nine near-mint Mires for $3.38. Instantly added them to cart then picked up the other fetches. Someone got the 14 deltas and 5 Strands before I did, ha.

After paying for the order, it only dawned on me to look for other things. Grabbed all the shocks I could, and lost a bit before I could check out. $6 Nissa, $2 Purphoros, $3 Sarkhan Dragonspeaker, and a handful of other $3~5 shocks. Everything before Theros was listed properly, so no cheap Snappies or lilies. Boo.

You lucky bastard that is such a huge win. I really need to finish my fetch playsets. 2 more deltas, 3 more mires, and 2 more strands.

[Spicyryan]

"What about the STP Ryan?"
"5 hit build"
"What?"
"Whoops, Spanning Tree Protocol"

[Tomiko]

Only folks who play Magic: The Gathering will understand this. (spoilered for size)

Managed to nab $700~ mid worth of stuff for $300. A bunch of it lands. They've shipped the order with the fetches, but are trying to fufill the entirety of the second order; I don't mind waiting.

Damn, you scored nice on those orders. The best part about a lot of it being lands is that you know they'll hold their value for the most part.

[Astylla]

I ordered burger king delivery today and feel like a lazy fuck. Being unable to drive and nowhere but Chinese and pizza delivery for almost 2 years gets old quick. Now my stomach is reminding me of my poor choice. Sad thing is it arrived hot and delicious and I'd order it again..

[Spicyryan]

I ordered burger king delivery today and feel like a lazy fuck. Being unable to drive and nowhere but Chinese and pizza delivery for almost 2 years gets old quick. Now my stomach is reminding me of my poor choice. Sad thing is it arrived hot and delicious and I'd order it again..

Burger King delivers..?

Why would you want it anyway?

[Astylla]

It was a moment of weakness and they do lol. Payday is tomorrow and not much in house for lunch. Nothing in walking distance and I can't drive so options are limited. First time I've had it in nearly two years.

[Pooke]

I saw that too, my wife has the exact same one.

Random fail - she says it's too big, and mine is just fine.

Just making sure I understand what you're saying, but you also have a lightsaber that your wife enjoys more than hers?

[Spicyryan]

It was a moment of weakness and they do lol. Payday is tomorrow and not much in house for lunch. Nothing in walking distance and I can't drive so options are limited. First time I've had it in nearly two years.

Time to walk 45 minutes to the store for some Greek yogurt, cinnamon raisin bagels, deli sliced ham, eggs, cheeeese, and tea!
Or move next to civilization

[Astylla]

It's not the walking that is an issue, it's the recovery from carpal tunnel and can't carry shit. We are only 10 minutes drive to Safeway but it's not really pedestrian or bus route friendly.

[Spicyryan]

It's not the walking that is an issue, it's the recovery from carpal tunnel and can't carry shit. We are only 10 minutes drive to Safeway but it's not really pedestrian or bus route friendly.

Messenger bag and one of those motor scooters they have at the stores!