Random Fail: First World Problems

[Sepukku]

Pink is my favorite.

Which ones that? Marty St Louis??

[AlexRuzhyo]

I gots some strands... Onslaught. and I don't play anymore. NM. just saying.

I'll give you $5 for them!

[zoobernut]

I gots some strands... Onslaught. and I don't play anymore. NM. just saying.

Hmmm...

[Petitssk]

I need to work on my anger management. Annoyed me how the paint of the Xbox One Controller keeps coming off if you throw it anywhere, so when the cable socket finally became dislocated in another moment of weakness, I just ripped the thing apart.

Now I need to buy another one.

I feel nothing but regret.

Should probably stop playing games with outrageously bad controls, too.
Should also be slightly less incompetent.

[BaneTheBrawler]

maybe stop throwing things? i used to throw my controller (into my couch) until it bounced and hit me in the face. i stopped throwing things after that. every time i'd start to throw it, the image of how fucking ridiculous i must have looked at that moment flashes through my head and i think "nah never again"

besides, self control is an attractive trait.

[Fievel]

maybe stop throwing things? i used to throw my controller (into my couch) until it bounced and hit me in the face. i stopped throwing things after that. every time i'd start to throw it, the image of how fucking ridiculous i must have looked at that moment flashes through my head and i think "nah never again"

besides, self control is an attractive trait.

When I was 16 I threw a controller while playing CoD(lol) and it bounced off my bed, hit the wall, and ricocheted into the tv. Ruined the tv and I felt like a fucking twat, never again.

[Petitssk]

Yeah, I know that feeling; the boundless shame.

What I did with the controller wasn't exactly throwing, through; more like tossing it onto the table, but, of course, that still did the job. Definitely going to refrain from doing that now.

However, I used to be much worse, actually. I recall one particular instance in which I first threw my chair, then my mattress. I was amazed that I managed to break nothing in the process of doing so.

The absolute worst must have been when I smashed my laptop, though; I recall my inner voice telling me that I was about to do something really, really outrageously stupid, so, just as I was about to smash my fist into the screen, I simply closed the laptop. Then, feeling safe, I hammered it with my fists. Turns out the screen wasn't built to withstand that either. Now that I think about it, I told my father that a water bottle fell on it.

With the latest incident, however, I should have once again learned my lesson, bringing yet another period of agitation to an end.

[Aksannyi]

I think the only time I felt any sort of actual rage from gaming was when I lost to Maat on RDM (that motherfucker cheats). I did a controller toss that pulled it out of the USB port and because my computer was primitive as fuck (or maybe it was FFXI, unsure) I had to restart the game in order to resume using it after I had plugged it back in.

Yeah, so that sucked.

[Ornery Sheep]

Rage is literally one of my only moves and even I haven't thrown a controller before.

[Zetanio]

Rage is literally one of my only moves and even I haven't thrown a controller before.

Oh, this is great.

[Abandon]

lmao

[Petitssk]

Rage is literally one of my only moves and even I haven't thrown a controller before.

I think I might love you.

[jmc]

Greatest post in a long time.

[arus2001]

Someone's certainly lambing it up.

[bluefan]

My buddy is bidding on a nice 800sqft $270k house that's pretty much completely renovated top to bottom. Everything is done extremely well. Only thing lacking is a double garage, but ones easy enough to build and the backyard is massive.

Not 10 hours later and his sister texts him their offer for a 3000sqft $700k house in Washington State was accepted.

lol.

[Zetanio]

So they are both going to be homeowners?

[bluefan]

So they are both going to be homeowners?

My buddy first time home owner, his sister and her husband already own their current house but are moving into that much bigger house. They have a child now and plan for at least one more and maybe another dog.

[Zetanio]

Is the fail that he got big leagued?

[bluefan]

Is the fail that he got big leagued?

Pretty much haha.

[Abandon]

Someone's certainly lambing it up.

just stop