Random Fail: First World Problems

[Cream Soda]

it's just a damn place to do your work so it doesn't matter where you sit.


Now the entire group is pissed off and frustrated since the seating arrangement will be all mixed up so this one guy can be happy.

If your first quote is true, then in the end, why does it matter/what is the point in being upset about it?

[Melena]

Probably because a bunch of people are already moved/situated and now they have to be uplifted due to one crying bitch.

[Cream Soda]

As long as I'm on the clock and getting paid to move my shit, I wouldn't care lol.

[Aksannyi]

Nah fuck that moving is a pain in the ass, I'd make him move it for me.

[synistar]

Think of it like in Office Space where you have to keep on moving from place to place to place and eventually you get sick of it. I really don't give a damn since I haven't moved yet but this one group member thought it was important we all get equal say or some shit. We somehow voted 4-2 with 2 abstains to keep everyone settled in place but this guy didn't want to let it go due to the quote at the end of the argument and the supervisor overruled us and sided with his argument (I also hate my supervisor but that's another can of worms). I didn't want to fight that irrational argument at the end of my work day but holy shit my mind was full of WTF.

[Spicyryan]

I just witnessed someone pull up beside another car, roll down their window, and then chuck two big McDonalds cups at the other guy. Then the cup-thrower sped up, causing the other guy to speed up to try to catch him and then I lost sight of both of them around other cars.

I don't understand what causes people to do shit like that.

When I was a kid (maybe 10) my father and I were stuck in gridlock on the Garden State Parkway up north, and it was ridiculously backed up. One guy decided he didn't want to alternatively merge like everyone else so he opened his window and started pounding on ours whilst yelling leaving hand marks all over (JERSEY!). My father then proceeded to lower the window and throw his half eaten McDonalds hamburger at the guys face, and said to give it to his girlfriend next to him which happened to be the dog in the passenger seat. The guy got all uppity and shouted angrily etc etc so my father asked if he was thirsty and wanted a drink to go with it (he had a large coke or w/e), and AFAIR that was the end of that.

[Ksandra]

Keep waiting for things to fall into place, and instead they are slowly crumbling. Thank God for my husband and kids.

[Aksannyi]

That doesn't sound good Ksandra.

My fail isn't really mine - just found out that my ex-husband is getting divorced again. For those keeping count, this is number three.

[Spicyryan]

That doesn't sound good Ksandra.

My fail isn't really mine - just found out that my ex-husband is getting divorced again. For those keeping count, this is number three.

From my end as a listener that sounded like good news.

[Clash Perez]

From my end as a listener that sounded like good news.

She has kids who live with him, no?

Additional upheaval for them isn't good news for her.

[Aksannyi]

Additional upheaval for them isn't good news for her.

This, basically. Though they were living with his parents for the duration of wife #2, so that's something, I guess.

If it weren't so damn pathetic it would be hilarious. I don't hate him (anymore), I just would like him to grow the fuck up already and take his time with these things. The kids don't seem to care or mind that much, honestly they don't seem to get too close to these women. I haven't been anywhere close to marrying a second time, and I've been dating someone for nearly three years. I'm not about to fuck around with that shit again. One divorce was plenty for me.

[Cream Soda]

I just witnessed someone pull up beside another car, roll down their window, and then chuck two big McDonalds cups at the other guy. Then the cup-thrower sped up, causing the other guy to speed up to try to catch him and then I lost sight of both of them around other cars.

I don't understand what causes people to do shit like that.

I've had glass bottles thrown at me on my bicycle, as well as plastic half full coke bottles, and various other things (in the case of the plastic coke bottle, he hit a red light slowly after. Managed to hock the nastiest lugie directly into his face through his window. It was quite satisfying

[AidenCarby]

Decided I'm not going to my sisters wedding today, she's mad.

[Cream Soda]

She'll live

[Brill Weave]

Decided I'm not going to my sisters wedding today, she's mad.

As she should be. That's a dick move bro.

[AidenCarby]

She's marrying some random Peruvian motherfucker she's been dating for 5 months to give him papers and decided to give me the news 4 days ago via text message.

[Brill Weave]

Wife and I took Noah to the zoo today. We're walking around and a younger black guy was carrying his daughter. Said daughter was climbing all over him. My wife laughs and says what are you a monkey and keeps on walking. The dude and I just looked at each other with a blank face and shook our heads lol.

[Moss]

I've had glass bottles thrown at me on my bicycle, as well as plastic half full coke bottles, and various other things (in the case of the plastic coke bottle, he hit a red light slowly after. Managed to hock the nastiest lugie directly into his face through his window. It was quite satisfying

that is incredible lmao

[Abandon]

Wife and I took Noah to the zoo today. We're walking around and a younger black guy was carrying his daughter. Said daughter was climbing all over him. My wife laughs and says what are you a monkey and keeps on walking. The dude and I just looked at each other with a blank face and shook our heads lol.

dude, what the fuck is up with your wife lmao

[Brill Weave]

dude, what the fuck is up with your wife lmao

She just doesn't think lol.