Random Fail: First World Problems

[Brill Weave]

She's marrying some random Peruvian motherfucker she's been dating for 5 months to give him papers and decided to give me the news 4 days ago via text message.

Oh, well carry on then lol.

[Abandon]

what'd she say when you reminded her of what she had just said?

[Anoat]

I bet she used the Howard Cosell defense.

[Brill Weave]

what'd she say when you reminded her of what she had just said?

He knew what I meant. Her exact words. Later on she noticed a Chinese couple pushing their stroller erratically and said I bet that's how they drive their car. I had to laugh at that one.

[Spicyryan]

Decided I'm not going to my sisters wedding today, she's mad.

Weddings are only slightly more appealing as compared to funerals. Probably had a better day without wasting your time at one.

[dejet]

Weddings are only slightly more appealing as compared to funerals. Probably had a better day without wasting your time at one.

I know most people hate to see their families I'm not one of them. Even if it's a bullshit reason I'd go if I could get off just to see everyone else. That's just me tho. Still if its for papers why are they having a wedding? Can't you just go to city hall and call it a day? Or is she asking you to be a witness or something?

[Astylla]

Going through a parking lot yesterday and a car fails to yield to a stop sign. Decal on vehicle said fail car said " Book delivery vehicle, makes frequent stops"

[Sepukku]

Decal on vehicle said fail car said " Book delivery vehicle, makes frequent stops"

Is it weird I re-checked the poster to see if ratapata typed this?

[Ratatapa]

Is it weird I re-checked the poster to see if ratapata typed this?

oh hi i heard my name

[Spicyryan]

Going through a parking lot yesterday and a car fails to yield to a stop sign. Decal on vehicle said fail car said " Book delivery vehicle, makes frequent stops"

Amazon has a digital download car?!

That or it was a Borders vehicle that has not been decommissioned


So, I made the top posters list (that's the fail!) for the first time despite my lack of posting on weekends.

[Zetanio]

Have you considered lurking moar?

[BaneTheBrawler]

definitely lurk moar. i lurked for years before i started posting. and now all my posts are of a superior quality

[Spicyryan]

definitely lurk moar. i lurked for years before i started posting. and now all my posts are of a superior quality

*looks at his join date 4 years ago*

I don't think I age like a wine or a woman.

[BaneTheBrawler]

some learn quicker than others

[Spicyryan]

some learn quicker than others

My momma says, superior is as superior does.

[Xajii]

My momma says, superior is as superior does.

she should say something else

[Melena]

Anyone got a spare donation ban laying around.....

[Falaras]

*looks at his join date 4 years ago*

I don't think I age like a wine or a woman.

2011? What is this shit!?

[Spicyryan]

2011? What is this shit!?

I believe that is a year.

[Qeomash]

n00b