Random Fail: First World Problems

[Aksannyi]

If NBCSN was part of that package, that is truly a FWP with the conference finals coming up.

No, I made sure of that. I still have it.

If it weren't for the NHL playoffs and one USA show that I watch religiously, I'd cancel cable forever and go to Netflix.

[Aksannyi]

And with streaming being a possibility, I still might.

[FNH]

with IPT, netflix and sports streams I have no need for cable.

[Airenn]

Fuck cable. I cancelled years ago and have only had internet for about 3 years now. Only miss it during college football season.

This, but about 5 years. And I'm not even a huge football fan, but sometimes I'd like to watch it on the couch. Ah well.

[Anoat]

Get on that SlingTV, yo.

[Salodin]

Every one needs to set aside one hour and find/setup a system for streaming sports. Once you do that, cut the cord...to the cable company.

FWP: woke up to my gf dry heaving and my new puppy having explosive diarrhea all over his crate. My gf takes him out early because she's a school teacher, and said he smelled terrible. After coming back, she screams "ughhhh" while dry heaving, and says he shit all over the crate and onto the carpet. So now I have to actually wake up, throw him into the tub, and spend the next hour Shout-ing the carpet, scrubbing down his crate, and give him a bath.

I guess another fwp is I haven't shared a picture of how cute this dog is...when a poltergeist hasn't possessed his asshole.

[Zetanio]

We love puppies. Hurry up and clean his asshole.

[jmc]

Not only did I go grocery shopping while hungry, but I was also thirsty.

God dammit

[zoobernut]

Not only did I go grocery shopping while hungry, but I was also thirsty.

God dammit

Basket full of sodas, cookies, chips, and other quick ready to eat foods? I hate it when that happens. I will often go into the supermarket buy a sandwich eat it and then finish my shopping 15 minutes later to prevent that from happening.

[Spicyryan]

Was having sushi today, and the Chinese server came to give me my bill. She noticed I have (among many things) a pig on my keychain. She said she liked it so I pressed its head and it lit up like a flashlight. She then goes "Oh! Itsa freshright!". To which I couldn't help but chuckle because it sounded like "fleshlight".
I then felt bad because she didn't know why I was laughing and assumed she thought it was at her English.

[Squah]

Was having sushi today, and the Chinese server came to give me my bill. She noticed I have (among many things) a pig on my keychain. She said she liked it so I pressed its head and it lit up like a flashlight. She then goes "Oh! Itsa freshright!". To which I couldn't help but chuckle because it sounded like "fleshlight".
I then felt bad because she didn't know why I was laughing and assumed she thought it was at her English.

There's a buffet in my hometown and every employee has a very thick accent and they give you little numbers to call you up when your table is ready. I can't help but laugh every time they get to a number in the fifties because they pronounce it as "bipty".

BIPTY-WUN? BIPTY-WUN? O HI YES TEBEL REDY. BIPTY-DU?

Wonderful people and very polite but I feel like such a dick for laughing

[Seshat]

Sushi =/= Chinese. Fail ahoy.

[jmc]

Basket full of sodas, cookies, chips, and other quick ready to eat foods? I hate it when that happens. I will often go into the supermarket buy a sandwich eat it and then finish my shopping 15 minutes later to prevent that from happening.

Slightly healthier than that, but still a ton of stuff I won't eat before it expires lol

[Zetanio]

Sushi =/= Chinese. Fail ahoy.

I would like to know more.

[Seshat]

I would like to know more.

Quite simple. Japanese staple. The usual every Asian is Chinese thing gets old quick. Le whoosh.

[Zetanio]

Oh. I forgot to read the posts above yours. I thought you had ordered sushi at one of those combo JP/Chinese places. Those are a bad move. Apologies.

[FNH]

Quite simple. Japanese staple. The usual every Asian is Chinese thing gets old quick. Le whoosh.

But the waitress doesn't make the food, so why would it matter? They can just hire any of them to be the front. The cooks usually end up being Hispanic anyway lol

[zoobernut]

But the waitress doesn't make the food, so why would it matter? They can just hire any of them to be the front. The cooks usually end up being Hispanic anyway lol

Is it really a "cook" in a sushi restaurant?

[Zeb]

Is it really a "cook" in a sushi restaurant?

You uncooked rice?

[synistar]

So busy at work that I couldn't take my lunch break so I end up working the full 8.5 hours straight. Get admonished informally about not taking my lunch. No write up though.