Random Fail: First World Problems

[Spicyryan]

Someone stole my fucking sun glasses! Being the highly fashionable guy I am who took one general pair and left 6 at home. I couldn't stand this grave injustice to my wardrobe.
On the flipside I liked these most and I got them in Xitang. Could replace all my others, but these
So, I had to settle for going to H&M (this is Sweden after all) for a pair.

Why are plastic glasses in? Half the rack was full of these glasses you'd stick on a 3 year old. In the men's and women's display.

[RKenshin]

Tough Mudder this coming weekend... annnd just received the team's starting time, at 8:15am. It's a 3-hour drive there, and they recommend arriving ~90min before your start time.

So now I either grab a cheap hotel for another $100+, or wake up at ~3:30am to make the drive. Leaning towards the ladder.

[AidenCarby]

I would strongly recommend to just split the hotel room. Gonna be exhausted during your run with shit sleep, especially coming off a long ass drive.

[Brill Weave]

Tough Mudder this coming weekend... annnd just received the team's starting time, at 8:15am. It's a 3-hour drive there, and they recommend arriving ~90min before your start time.

So now I either grab a cheap hotel for another $100+, or wake up at ~3:30am to make the drive. Leaning towards the ladder.

[BaneTheBrawler]

leaning and ladders don't mix. you should definitely not be leaning on ladders. stabilize that mofo. get someone to hold it for you, if nothing else.

[RKenshin]

I've made that mistake so many times I don't even how to know do what

/quits

[Brill Weave]

I've made that mistake so many times I don't even how to know do what

/quits

[BerenTebogo]

Bored as shit sitting in high performance computing conference when a slide that perfectly describes group projects comes up, think there were some pics about group projects a while back. How work efficiency scales with adding more workers (people)

[Laugana]

I saw Tenacious D in concert in Manchester many years ago. They were awesome. It was funny seeing peoples' reaction when I sang along to Fuck her Gently, since I don't look like a typical fan.

[Ksandra]

Over the weekend I went to panera to catch up on grading. I finished everything except one assignment figuring I could knock it out during my prep periods. I have sat here for an hour and haven't graded anything. I feel sooooo unmotivated today.

[Ksandra]

Over the weekend I went to panera to catch up on grading. I finished everything except one assignment figuring I could knock it out during my prep periods. I have sat here for an hour and haven't graded anything. I feel sooooo unmotivated today.

Ok I just went to grade one paragraph. Student wrote that he thinks we should give the Amazon rainforest to cattle ranchers to have more cows/money and that has no negative side effects.


Yep, I am done with this day.

[Astylla]

That moment when your younger niece's kid is graduating high school and you realize you are only 36. I think my niece is maybe 5 or 6 years younger than me.

[Kirbyprime]

That moment when your younger niece's kid is graduating high school and you realize you are only 36. I think my niece is maybe 5 or 6 years younger than me.

If it makes you feel better. I found out that I have an "Aunt" who's closer to 20 years younger than me. Also, that means that my ... Grand... Uncle...? gets it on more than me ( 1 compared to 0 ).

[Astylla]

For clarification my sisters are 17 and 19 years older than me. I'm the youngest of 3.

[Melena]

Dropped my car off at the body shop this morning. Picked up my rental which was right next to my apartment. Dropped Astylla off at home and got on the freeway. Get the car up to about 35-40mph and it starts rattling like someone is pounding the undercarriage with a fucking hammer. Get out, look underneath, and of course the engine/transmission guard shield is hanging half off.

[synistar]

[IMG]group output chart linear vs actual[/IMG]

I had a discussion with a lean manufacturing manager (aka, company's efficiency guy.) He pretty much says that if we double the number of employees, he expects a 2.25-2.5 fold increase in output. HOW DO YOU MATH THAT?

[BaneTheBrawler]

X2 + S = 2X.S

where S = stupid

[Spicyryan]

Ok I just went to grade one paragraph. Student wrote that he thinks we should give the Amazon rainforest to cattle ranchers to have more cows/money and that has no negative side effects.


Yep, I am done with this day.

Why not? Cows eat like, frogs and shit, right?

I mean everyone likes cheese from the white cows and chocolate milk from the brown cows. Where's the downside?

[Dizzy's]

Why not? Cows eat like, frogs and shit, right?

I mean everyone likes cheese from the white cows and chocolate milk from the brown cows. Where's the downside?

Ksan, you didn't mention that you taught the handicapped, nor that midryan was in your class.

[Tokitoki]

Ksan, you didn't mention that you taught the handicapped, nor that midryan was in your class.

MiLdryan. You miss the L fairly consistently.