Random Fail: First World Problems

**Astylla** · 2015-06-04 14:19

Originally Posted by Zetanio

I overcooked my lunch really badly.

A1 or ketchup fixes everything.. Oh wait that's only for shitty steaks my bad

**Aksannyi** · 2015-06-04 14:22

It's that time of year again, when I get invites on Facebook for family things, usually graduation parties, that I know I won't be able to attend. I always feel really bad when I have to decline, but it isn't like I can afford to make these trips. And I'm sure no one even expects me to come and they just extend the invitation to be nice, but still. I always feel bad.

**Cream Soda** · 2015-06-04 14:37

Originally Posted by Astylla

A1 or ketchup fixes everything.. Oh wait that's only for shitty steaks my bad

You haven't had my cooking

**Zetanio** · 2015-06-04 14:41

Originally Posted by Astylla

A1 or ketchup fixes everything.. Oh wait that's only for shitty steaks my bad

I wish. It was charcoal. I had to start over.

**Xantavia** · 2015-06-04 15:56

Originally Posted by Aksannyi

It's that time of year again, when I get invites on Facebook for family things, usually graduation parties, that I know I won't be able to attend. I always feel really bad when I have to decline, but it isn't like I can afford to make these trips. And I'm sure no one even expects me to come and they just extend the invitation to be nice, but still. I always feel bad.

They don't send it to be nice, they send it in the hopes you'll send them some cash.

**Spicyryan** · 2015-06-04 17:26

We all know that they just end up in my part of the woods eventually anyway.
Its not like adding people from Ohio would make PA suck less or more because it already sucks.

**Anoat** · 2015-06-04 17:29

Am I the only person that gets creeped out when I see a headline that says "(Insert name of former child actor) is all grown up!" and it ends up being some sexy instagram pic, or a red carpet premiere in a revealing dress or whatever, and then you find out the kid is still like 16 or 17? I mean, WTF man. That is not "all grown up". I'm not trying to go to prison for child porn here.

**Brill Weave** · 2015-06-04 17:49

Originally Posted by Spicyryan

We all know that they just end up in my part of the woods eventually anyway.
Its not like adding people from Ohio would make PA suck less or more because it already sucks.

If you live in Pittsburgh the threat of my banning you will now be replaced with the threat of physical violence.

**NynJa** · 2015-06-04 18:34

Further cementing how BG is not a safe place!

**BerenTebogo** · 2015-06-04 18:36

Eagerly awaiting the link on Reddit to this with title "BG mod threatens autistic poster with violence. This must not be tolerated!"

**Brill Weave** · 2015-06-04 18:43

Originally Posted by SathFenrir

Eagerly awaiting the link on Reddit to this with title "BG mod threatens autistic poster with violence. This must not be tolerated!"

**BerenTebogo** · 2015-06-05 00:03

Brill I got this for you https://twitter.com/alisonbrie/statu...67571656400897

**Spicyryan** · 2015-06-05 02:26

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

If you live in Pittsburgh the threat of my banning you will now be replaced with the threat of physical violence.

Even if I took that seriously I don't feel worried.

**Pharaun** · 2015-06-05 10:07

You should be, Brill is a Don in the AAA mafia. You'll wake up one day and find a tow truck in your living room, and a decapitated car battery in your bed.

**Spicyryan** · 2015-06-05 10:13

Originally Posted by Pharaun

You should be, Brill is a Don in the AAA mafia. You'll wake up one day and find a tow truck in your living room, and a decapitated car battery in your bed.

Then the worst part, a bill for services rendered since I'm not a AAA member.

He would take a glass of motor oil and put the bill under it as to then flip it upside down on my kitchen counter. Then slide the bill out from under it with what I picture as a Grinch-like maniacal laugh. With disposition to match.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2015-06-05 11:05

nah, tire iron to the face.

**Brill Weave** · 2015-06-05 15:15

Originally Posted by SathFenrir

Brill I got this for you https://twitter.com/alisonbrie/statu...67571656400897

**Spicyryan** · 2015-06-05 15:29

Random fail.
Trying to pay a bill I forgot about from my phone via a remote connection to my home PC (don't have the account info since I'm 6200km away and its saved there).
For some reason they only accept my bank account for autobill and not my CC which I refuse to do because the reward points and 1% back, man.
My glorious windows tablet is all fucked up after some Windows update failed and I axed system restore to fit FFXI on it.

**thetruepandagod** · 2015-06-05 17:43

Originally Posted by Anoat

Am I the only person that gets creeped out when I see a headline that says "(Insert name of former child actor) is all grown up!" and it ends up being some sexy instagram pic, or a red carpet premiere in a revealing dress or whatever, and then you find out the kid is still like 16 or 17? I mean, WTF man. That is not "all grown up". I'm not trying to go to prison for child porn here.

Don't be a prude.

**Astylla** · 2015-06-05 18:07

Gp into burger king to grab some food since I didn't eat since breakfast. Order taken by General manager who didn't even know how to use it. Them I asked for it to be for here, so their response was to put the bag on a tray they slammed down at me. Then got pissed when I asked for Apple slices 4 times on my repeated order. I slammed them in the survey I did while in the restaurant. I can still hear all the staff arguing with each other. Management needs to fucking step it up.

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