Random Fail: First World Problems

[Brill Weave]

Come home and let the dog outside. Before I do I noticed three groundhogs in the back. No big deal he chases them, they run away. I come back 15 minutes later to two groundhog corpses left at the back door and a dog with a cut up leg. Thankfully his rabies shot is up to date. Both had broken necks. He fucking slaughtered them because they were apparently too stupid to run.

[Josiahkf]

What kind of dog? : o

[Brill Weave]

Pit bull.

[Spicyryan]

So I'm at the bar with this damn guy from NYC before we head to this club on the canal; Der Visionare. This chick is drunk as fuck grabbing crotches, asses, and tongue in his (NY) throat, I'm making sure she doesn't drink anything but water as I'm not interested in her. She says she wants to go rave and the guy from NY asks if she wants to skip the rave and have sex.
I facepalm "man, you didn't just do that.."
And the two ladies next to me freak out.
"Just because she's nice to you (and grabs your genitals, etc) doesn't mean she wants to have sex with you. You guys should get out of here."

So fuck, way to ruin the club crew, come on.

So now I'm assembling a new group here. Way to go.

[Josiahkf]

I'd offer but would be the worse in foreign clubs lol
Plus I'm old and just thinking of dancing for hours makes me visualize ingesting strong opiates

[NynJa]

So I'm at the bar with this damn guy from NYC before we head to this club on the canal; Der Visionare. This chick is drunk as fuck grabbing crotches, asses, and tongue in his (NY) throat, I'm making sure she doesn't drink anything but water as I'm not interested in her. She says she wants to go rave and the guy from NY asks if she wants to skip the rave and have sex.
I facepalm "man, you didn't just do that.."
And the two ladies next to me freak out.
"Just because she's nice to you (and grabs your genitals, etc) doesn't mean she wants to have sex with you. You guys should get out of here."

So fuck, way to ruin the club crew, come on.

So now I'm assembling a new group here. Way to go.

Seems feminist thread worthy lol

[Zetanio]

I managed to lose my sunglasses again. Another 100 bucks down the drain. They lasted 3 years this time at least.

[Josiahkf]

Not prescription I hope? Eeeep

[Aragon of Odin]

I managed to lose my sunglasses again. Another 100 bucks down the drain. They lasted 3 years this time at least.

I used to lose/break like 3 pairs a year, then I decided to buy nice ones to see if it would change, they lasted years, then I had kids, and back to breaking multiple ones yearly again, can never win! lol

[Cream Soda]

Fuck my life. Just ate about 1,500 cals of snacks when I got my convention tomorrow. Been going super hardcore and overworked myself to the point of injury (took out one of my lats running my obstacle course twice a day for the last 3 weeks; and when I did that, I still kept going, I just replaced the exercises that used my lats with other stuff as filler). Been going hardcore eating 1,200-1,400 cals a day of my own shitty cooking for this con and I just caved at the last minute and ate a bunch of shit.

Not happy about it

[FNH]

Fuck my life. Just ate about 1,500 cals of snacks when I got my convention tomorrow. Been going super hardcore and overworked myself to the point of injury (took out one of my lats running my obstacle course twice a day for the last 3 weeks; and when I did that, I still kept going, I just replaced the exercises that used my lats with other stuff as filler). Been going hardcore eating 1,200-1,400 cals a day of my own shitty cooking for this con and I just caved at the last minute and ate a bunch of shit.

Not happy about it

It will be alright, but you may want to wait until after the con to stock the fridge next time. Being that close to temptation for so many days would give many people problems.

[Zetanio]

Not prescription I hope? Eeeep

Thankfully no, I have terrific eyesight.

I made em last 3 years so I can't be that upset but I don't have the spare cash sitting around to reup. Gonna wear shitty black plastic ones for a few weeks I guess.

[Cream Soda]

It will be alright, but you may want to wait until after the con to stock the fridge next time. Being that close to temptation for so many days would give many people problems.

I actually went to the store to cheat @_@

[Josiahkf]

I actually went to the store to cheat @_@

Ahhh
I wondered how that calorie cheat number wasn't like 10,000 with the damn fridge you've been filling lol

[Spicyryan]

If food had a tinder, CS be the first one hooking up with it.

[Brill Weave]

Just spent two days digging out a crown of thorns bush in the front yard. What do I find. Four separate root systems with the last and largest growing out from underneath the concrete planter. FML.

[Xantavia]

Go to smoke my last cigarette before going to bed this morning, and the worlds biggest raindrop somehow lands on it and soaks it all the way through. Bad enough I was going to have to run out and get some more when I woke up, but now falling asleep was a pain in the ass too.

[Aksannyi]

It's a sign from the heavens to quit smoking.

[Xantavia]

Screw that. I'll (maybe) quit if I get cancer, but otherwise I need a vice. I don't drink, do drugs, or sleep around. I'm content to smoke, not exercise, and eat poorly. I'd rather enjoy a shorter life than a longer one where I'm worried about dying all the time. Got lucky with a good constitution, or so I like to believe. Haven't had a doctor say there was anything wrong with me (if you ignore the fact I haven't seen a doctor in 20+ years)

[Vaspinne]

Haven't had a doctor say there was anything wrong with me (if you ignore the fact I haven't seen a doctor in 20+ years)

Your next doctor's visit:


(Can't find one with actual moving footage ._. )