Random Fail: First World Problems

[Josiahkf]

Chrysler 200 you mean? Or 300 lol

[Melena]

It's 300. She's a woman, she hasn't figured out counting yet.

[Josiahkf]

I used to own a 200 and it was a step up comfort wise; never mind the 300 being another step towards comfort, nice.

[Melena]

Chrysler 200 you mean? Or 300 lol

Yes that wtf ever. Fuck it's been a long week..

[Zeb]

So it wasnt a Ford Five Hundred?

[Melena]

Yes that wtf ever. Fuck it's been a long week..

Awesome, wife posted on my account. Double fail lol

[The Stig]

Was at head office for a presentation. it was really warm, so I got some tissue out to give my forehead a quick wipe. A bit of tissue was actually stuck on my forehead, but only a minor piece, but still visible. It was there throughout the presentation with my colleagues (whom I known for the last 4-5 years). The presentation rep then showed us around afterwards through 2 different floors.

I got into the elevator at the end of it and then was notified of the tissue... why they didn't mention it sooner I don't know ... lol

Luckily I don't look like an employee, but rather a guest, as I'm not usually in that office. So I hope that gets me a minor free pass for any Friday laughs

[arus2001]

My dad has a 300. Only real complaints I have with it are with visibility out the back window and the difficulty of perceiving where the front/rear end when parking due to how things slope. Oh, and it is NOT a winter car.

[Spicyryan]

Accidentally took out 40,000 Florins from the ATM instead of 20,000 because the button selections were near each other.
Wish everyone just use the same currency.

[Zetanio]

Was at head office for a presentation. it was really warm, so I got some tissue out to give my forehead a quick wipe. A bit of tissue was actually stuck on my forehead, but only a minor piece, but still visible. It was there throughout the presentation with my colleagues (whom I known for the last 4-5 years). The presentation rep then showed us around afterwards through 2 different floors.

I got into the elevator at the end of it and then was notified of the tissue... why they didn't mention it sooner I don't know ... lol

Luckily I don't look like an employee, but rather a guest, as I'm not usually in that office. So I hope that gets me a minor free pass for any Friday laughs

Sorry buddy.

[Anoat]

Accidentally took out 40,000 Florins from the ATM instead of 20,000 because the button selections were near each other.
Wish everyone just use the same currency.

You can upgrade your Monteriggioni estate with all that cash!

[Spicyryan]

You can upgrade your Monteriggioni estate with all that cash!

Just means I should buy more liquor

[Tokitoki]

One of my yard guys hit my car with a 12" x 12" timber barricade. Fun Friday.

[Josiahkf]

How is the car doing? : /

[AoE]

Went out last night and ended up having to drive a guy home. Took like 5 minutes to get this guy out of my friend's car and into my car. Finally got back to our barracks. Dude would not remove himself from my car. Being that we live in the same place, I eventually gave up, made sure half-assedly that he wasn't gonna die in my car (then hoped he wouldn't vomit) and just left him in my car while cracking the window. Made sure to remove all my leftover toll change just in case then preceded to sleep only 3 hours because my body is so used to waking up at a certain time in the morning regardless of whether the alarm goes off or not and then I have a difficult time going back to sleep once I'm up.

Checked my car this morning and thankfully he wasn't there and no vomit in or around the car.

[tyven]

unable to get a pair of yeezy boosts this morning a few more stores will release pairs at 10am est but i don't like my chances. my struggle is so much more real than the rest of you

[tyven]

COULDNT GET ANY AT THE 10 OCLOCK RELEASE EITHER.

its crazy how much harder my life is than you blessed fucks

[AidenCarby]

Fuck your stuggle Tyven, fucking Jehovas witnesses woke me up today.

[Salodin]

My puppy has been good lately, so we decided to try leaving him out of his crate while we ran some shopping errands across the street for two hours...

Come home to a disaster. Our shoes all over the stairs, cardboard packing for our cards all over the floor, and worst of all...my amiibo collection on display strewn across the floor. Kirby has facial pitting as if he's had decades of heroin abuse, pikachu had his tail cropped, sonic got a haircut, and both my yoshis had their face mauled. I'm not even furious, just clinically depressed. =(

[Spicyryan]

Kirby has facial pitting as if he's had decades of heroin abuse =(

I'll admit, I busted out laughing at this.

Used to it with dogs my whole life, but at least Jacs husky never did anything like that.