Random Fail: First World Problems

[FNH]

Fuck.This.Heat....i'm scottish i don't do this fucking weather, especially at this time of night when it should be nice and cool but nope Heat everywhere and no bloody wind or fan to make matters worse

Phoenix valley area was 115 degrees during the day, 100 degrees at midnight. I'll never complain about the humid 80's and 90's in the south again.

[kuronosan]

Probably? Indian doctor had good English, but a hint of an accent. I won't let the gf on webmd because I don't need her freaking out that her sore back is actually a flesh eating fungus, so the spelling might be off lol.

Just be sure to tell her to go back in if she starts complaining of muscle fatigue.

[Salodin]

She actually just started doing Pilates and yoga as well as lots of cardio work everyday got she's fatigued all the time but do you think she should ease up a bit for now?

[kuronosan]

No. It would be noticeable.

[brozy]

Phoenix valley area was 115 degrees during the day, 100 degrees at midnight. I'll never complain about the humid 80's and 90's in the south again.

Man that sounds even worse, well in true BG fashion since i complained we finally had a decent thunderstorm so its finally starting to clear up here at long last.

[Abandon]

Friend of mine lost his dachsuand over the weekend. They pulled up to a boat ramp getting ready to launch, put the dog down right next to them, and an alligator popped up out of nowhere and snatched him I'm giving my dog extra hugs when I get home. Jesus Christ.

holy jesus fucking florida

[Laugana]

Our heatwave broke last night with an awesome thunderstorm. It's currently chucking it down and it's at least 10 degrees (celsius) cooler than yesterday.

[Zetanio]

This doesn't seem like a failure. This seems terrific. Good for napping too.

[Anoat]

My friend's story got picked up by the local newspaper if anyone wants to punish themselves and read it.
http://www.tallahassee.com/story/new...fuge/29554797/

[Ksandra]

I was just sitting on the couch while the kids play in the living room. My son had this plastic spoon he likes to carry around. Next thing I know he comes up to me and says, "Da!" Big ol' smile on his face with the spoon raised in the air.... There was a wad of poop on the spoon. W.T.F I took care of the spoon then checked his diaper and my daughter's diaper thinking he stuck it in one of them... Both clean. Where the fuck did he get that poop from, and is there anymore?!

[Zetanio]

I was just sitting on the couch while the kids play in the living room. My son had this plastic spoon he likes to carry around. Next thing I know he comes up to me and says, "Da!" Big ol' smile on his face with the spoon raised in the air.... There was a wad of poop on the spoon. W.T.F I took care of the spoon then checked his diaper and my daughter's diaper thinking he stuck it in one of them... Both clean. Where the fuck did he get that poop from, and is there anymore?!

He's the poop bandit.

[Vandalhart]

I was just sitting on the couch while the kids play in the living room. My son had this plastic spoon he likes to carry around. Next thing I know he comes up to me and says, "Da!" Big ol' smile on his face with the spoon raised in the air.... There was a wad of poop on the spoon. W.T.F I took care of the spoon then checked his diaper and my daughter's diaper thinking he stuck it in one of them... Both clean. Where the fuck did he get that poop from, and is there anymore?!

Do you have a cat? Perhaps a litterbox?

[Ksandra]

Do you have a cat? Perhaps a litterbox?

Nope. We are staying at my in-laws for a bit and our cats are vacationing at my mom's in CT. It was definitely baby poop.

How am I supposed to explain this to my MiL who is OCD about keeping the house clean? @.@;

[zoobernut]

Nope. We are staying at my in-laws for a bit and our cats are vacationing at my mom's in CT. It was definitely baby poop.

How am I supposed to explain this to my MiL who is OCD about keeping the house clean? @.@;

Either he has a secret stash somewhere or he caught the poop as it came out. You know those poops that are dry enough that they show up in the diaper but the butt looks clean...
Being a parent forces you to talk about bowel movements way more than I want to.

[Melena]

Starting to get pissed off at Ford. Last Tuesday I brought my car in to have 2 recalls done, an oil change, and a fifth attempt at fixing my sunglass holder. On Thursday they tell me that they fucked up and got to replace the entire headliner. As of today after checking the morning delivery, it's still not there, which means at best, i'm stuck with the rental car until tomorrow afternoon, but more likely Monday or Tuesday before my car is ready. If the sunglass holder isn't fixed after this, i'm going to lose my shit.

[Vandalhart]

I noticed a bit of a rattle in my Escape's sunglasses holder too, but then I took my glasses out and it stopped

I'm glad I didn't have to go through the craziness you're experiencing. At the moment I am having some weird problems with one of my tires. It seems to be losing air pressure on humid days. I've had it in once, but I'll be going in again it seems.

[Melena]

I bought the car used (10k miles) in November 2013. So far, i've had the car in 5 times for the sunglass holder, they forgot to update the computer for a gas mileage fix when bought, battery (not the hybrid battery) replacement, blown speaker, and a few recalls. In fact i'll have to bring it back in 2 months for a new recall that parts haven't been delivered yet.

[Anoat]

My friend's story got picked up by the local newspaper if anyone wants to punish themselves and read it.
http://www.tallahassee.com/story/new...fuge/29554797/

And now it's been picked up by USA Today. Wow.

[FNH]

And now it's been picked up by USA Today. Wow.

the same company owns both papers.

[Airenn]

Ugh that site is horrible. Fail:

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