Random Fail: First World Problems

[Anoat]

Most newspaper websites follow that horrible "you get 5 articles only unless you are a subscriber" shit. It truly is a fail.

[Aksannyi]

I used to work for the company that owns USA Today and several news stations and it warms my heart just a little to see people talking shit about the place. XD

[Brill Weave]

My mother is living in our game room while she recovers from knee replacement surgery. She calls me today and says the refrigerator is leaking water. I get home and notice that the hose to the ice maker is connected and turned on. So my father in law apparently came over some time recently and did this. The water has apparently been leaking since it was turned on. The cord around on the floor behind the frig was so wet and warped it literally fell apart in my hands. I had to pull up the tile on roughly 1/3 of the room. Rip out the underlay foam because it was soaked and there were literally pools of water seeping under it. I am so fucking angry right now.

[Airenn]

Ew sorry Brill.

[Kalmado]

Holy shit Brill big condolences.

[AoE]

Damn man you can never catch a break with your family

[Zetanio]

Goddamn thats the worst

[Zeb]

Wurst In-Laws ever.

[Myrrh_Quetz]

Well, got a Hot Air Balloon ride scheduled for 530 AM Friday but can't get ahold of the person running it and am worried because the city is filled with smoke and I'm unsure it'll go off

[Zetanio]

Started streaming early yesterday and ended up teaming up with another streamer (A girl nonetheless) and playing drunk ARAM for too long. Passed out for like 3 hours and now I'm awake and still drunk. x_x thank christ I don't have to go the office tomorrow.

[Dizzy's]

When uncle brill does fly off the rails and goes on a spree, BG will be proof that the murders were just.

[Zetanio]

When uncle brill does fly off the rails and goes on a spree, BG will be proof that the murders were just.

At this point I hate his whole extended family. Uncle Brill is one of my favorite BG people.

[Dizzy's]

Can we get a thread with a compilation of all of Uncle Brill's stories? It would serve as entertainment, as well as making it easy on the future lawyers as they wont have to sift through years of justification for the insanity defense.

[Zetanio]

Can we get a thread with a compilation of all of Uncle Brill's stories? It would serve as entertainment, as well as making it easy on the future lawyers as they wont have to sift through years of justification for the insanity defense.

Let's leave Uncle Brill to his own devices.

[Dizzy's]

I'm pretty sure BG might be what keeps him sane. On another note after discussing how my place of employment has a cafeteria, and how you can build your own omelet, since today is a "holiday" the cafeteria is closed. I now want an omelet and cannot get one at work.

[Ksandra]

Haven't been able to access the app store on my phone in days. The update tab still works (thankfully) but the rest of the pages remain blank. Searching online and there are a ton of crazy ways to fix it. Tried them all. None works. ;_;

[Astylla]

My mother is living in our game room while she recovers from knee replacement surgery. She calls me today and says the refrigerator is leaking water. I get home and notice that the hose to the ice maker is connected and turned on. So my father in law apparently came over some time recently and did this. The water has apparently been leaking since it was turned on. The cord around on the floor behind the frig was so wet and warped it literally fell apart in my hands. I had to pull up the tile on roughly 1/3 of the room. Rip out the underlay foam because it was soaked and there were literally pools of water seeping under it. I am so fucking angry right now.

You seriously need to take your kid and run, it appears your wife's family will be the death of you lol.

It seriously sucks but fuck I don't know anyone else this.. Blessed?

[Qalbert]

so I feel like a goddamn idiot but it's too funny not to share, posted this on facebook today

So uh, little update. I have been posting a bunch of stuff on here/sharing a bunch of links, and no one ever comments on them to the point that I was legitimately unsure what was going on and why no one found any of the articles/pics I posted funny or worth commenting on. Like, not that "oh everyone should love my dumb posts" or anything, but it just seemed incredibly odd that literally no one ever liked or said anything, and it was starting to drive me bonkers as it had been going on for months at this point. Rewind to November 21st last year. I jokingly posted something embarrassing and untrue about my brother and set the post to be only viewable to him so he would think I just posted it to the public and get mad at me. But instead of trolling him, it has trolled me, because I am a gigantic moron, and I failed to notice that every single post/share after that seems to have defaulted to the custom sharing. Rather than posting publicly I instead spent numerous months updating my brother on assorted things and entertaining news. I apparently don't know how to social media.

[Ksandra]

Holy shit that is amazing.

[Brill Weave]

so I feel like a goddamn idiot but it's too funny not to share, posted this on facebook today