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  1. #961
    But I don't want my title changed
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    I'll join your fellowship to search for the one disc.

  2. #962
    Fuck It, I'm Goin Deep Fan Club President
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fievel View Post
    I'll join your fellowship to search for the one disc.
    oh god please...how can i watch 5 lotr discs and not be able to watch the most epic one =(

  3. #963
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    Scared to fart because I know the last thing I ate did not agree with my stomach at all, and i don't want to smell it.

  4. #964
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    Re: Random Fail: First World Problems

    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    Scared to fart because I know the last thing I ate did not agree with my stomach at all, and i don't want to smell it.
    Ride the subway

  5. #965
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    Scared to fart because I know the last thing I ate did not agree with my stomach at all, and i don't want to smell it.
    Pray you dont shit yourself.

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    update:

    several farts later, windows are open and fan blowing. oh my god, fuck kimchi

  7. #967
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    update again: yo, something is wrong. this smells like dog shit, kimchi is the fucking devil

  8. #968
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    update again: yo, something is wrong. this smells like dog shit, kimchi is the fucking devil
    rofl, it took me MONTHS of being in S Korea before my stomach adjusted to all the delicious fermented food. Let's just say my roomie was less than pleased.

  9. #969
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    Dude I told you months ago watch out for the kimchii. That shit will rip you up hardcore lol.

  10. #970
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    my stomach is staging a mutiny, this is pretty legit. biological warfare 101 right here

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    From wiki: However, a 2005 study in South Korea found that when eaten in large quantities, kimchi increases the risk of gastric cancer, particularly among people with certain genetic traits.

    Edit: Not trying to scare anybody (that would be downright stupid)

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    i didnt eat THAT much, and fuck you for wishing cancer upon me

  13. #973
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    i didnt eat THAT much, and fuck you for wishing cancer upon me
    I edited my post!

    Edit: For the record I'd love to have some kimchi.

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    Abandon's dying.

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    no i'm not; however, the smells kept me up all night. I couldn't sleep, and i normally wake for work in about 45 minutes

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    I don't think I have ever been kept awake by my own farts, speaks lots of Korean food.

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    Might want to invest in some of these.

  18. #978
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    Might want to invest in some of these.
    Haha seeing that always reminds me of this scene:


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    Jesus fucking Christ, I hate people so god damn much.
    Pain Clinic is flat out ignoring me when it comes to me asking when my next appointment is and why they haven't even bothered to mail me it.

    Disability forgot about me twice. I go in there to get my check, they say they have to look into things, serve 5 other people, 20 minutes later I ask what's going on. They said "Oh, we forgot."

    Go for Breakfast because I don't feel like waiting anymore, back pain is so bad I can't fucking eat. Go back to Disability and have to wait again while they figure out why my check wasn't written up at all since the start of the month.

    And on my way home some asshole nearly causes me to get into an accident that would have been 100% his fault but I managed to stop in time. I honk my horn and give a "The fuck gesture" and he just gives me the middle finger. Should have just hit the fucker head on and hopefully killed the dumb fuck.

    And to top it all off, I get home and get a fucking guilt trip because I can't drive 8 hours to Thunder Bay for a Funeral because my back pain is worse than it's ever been.

    Today sucks

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    I work at a grocery store now (temporarily looking for a job in my career). While I was working I passed by a grad student who I had a Japanese class or two with and said hello to him, but he pretended I didn't exist. Japanese department (esp grad classes) is pretty small so he definitely knew who I was, and had enough time to react. I felt shamed for being seen working a dead-end job by one of my classmates after getting a degree too.

    feelsbadman

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