Random Fail: First World Problems

[Zeb]

You and I should talk.

Horrible In-Laws starring Brill and Xno.

[Aksannyi]

I'd watch it.

[AidenCarby]

Ate too much, stomach hurts.

[Cantih]

We can film it at the BG Apartments!

[Myrrh_Quetz]

More of a Win Idea than anything but since I tug my GF in everynight(Full on, like childs tuck in, nothing weird.) That if I were to ever be allowed to adapt that every night for as long as I can, I would tug them in but as different characters, story, voice at all.

GF was joking being cold to me so I went Robot mode.(Again no perv shit, she works in lik 5 hours). Was like
"Welcome, I am Randobot. I am here for all Blanket needs. Please, describe blanket fashion of use tonight.
"I want to be Tugged in"
"Comfirmed. What thinkness of Blanket would you like"
"thin, but heavy incase it gets cold"
"Comfirmed"
"How tight would you like the tuck in"
"As tight as possible"
So I rolled her up into a Blanket Burrito. She didn't find that funny"
"Reissue command, How tight would you like to be tucked in"
"God, a 7"
"Comfirmed"

"Tuck in confirmed and finish. Must go power down"(Meaning back to my computer)

"No, I need my goodnight Kiss"

I do a "Buzzzzz" as I bend over to her face. Just let my lips rest on here, no action but I can feel she wants a real kiss

Lifted my head up with the same noise.
"No, I wanted a real kiss. How do I get that Upgrade"

By this point, I'm laughing so hard internally that I just gave her a proper kiss.

Was fun. Can't wait to have kids and be all like "I am a CIA agent, these blankets will keep you from the Hydra. They are made of special material" and the list goes on for characters that you can do this for.
Been really high hoped lately about adopting a kid. So, trying to stay as positive as I can.

[Coren]

Wtf is tugging in? Tuck? Completely distracted me from the story.

[tyven]

yea the switching between tug and tuck and saying adapt and everything. i was like 'this guy is fucking weird i cant wait to not read the rest of this post' so then i didnt read the rest of it

[AidenCarby]

lol

[Dotsudoku]

I was just relieved there was no perv shit. And that it wasn't weird.

[Byrthnoth]

And that it wasn't weird.

Dude pretended to be a robot while put his girlfriend to bed and then came to BG and posted about it. At least he knew which thread to put it in.

[Tokitoki]

Been really high

I'd say this explains a lot, but you must have been on some weird shit.

[Abandon]

his lung can only take so much

[Coren]

his lung can only take so much

So wrong. And I lol'd anyway. :/

[BaneTheBrawler]

ya thats the kind of gooey shit you do with your GF and then never discuss with anyone other than her

[Astylla]

ya thats the kind of gooey shit you do with your GF and then never discuss with anyone other than her

I barely was able to make it through like.. Is this for real Holy fuck I thought I had issues.

Its fucking 105 degrees in the valley so I'm being lazy and taking the bus to the farther train station rather than walking 10 minutes in this heat. I fucking hate the heat. If it was 60 degrees forever I'd be happy.

[AidenCarby]

Can't pick what type or furniture I want for this sweet loft I'm moving into.

[Aksannyi]

Disappointment is buying Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough ice cream (first time I've bought ice cream in months and I wanted a treat) and opening it up and getting only vanilla.


I was really fucking looking forward to that. I mean okay, vanilla is good but not what I fucking bought man. Tweeted Breyers, hopefully I can get a coupon or something for this shit.

[Astylla]

That's some serious fucking fail. I'm sorry that sucks.

[Melena]

You had one job ice cream packer.

[Aksannyi]

Or label-putter, but yeah, seriously. How do you fuck up that badly.