Random Fail: First World Problems

[BaneTheBrawler]

train to become astronaut. develop man-portable nuclear device. smuggle it into space. fire it at your house.


it is the only way to be sure.

[Astylla]

train to become astronaut. develop man-portable nuclear device. smuggle it into space. fire it at your house.


it is the only way to be sure.

Spiders are no fucking joke. This needs to happen.

[Anoat]

This calls for

[zoobernut]

I like spiders. We let them live around our house. They eat flies and mosquitos and other more annoying animals. Though we usually capture them alive and put them outside if they are inside the house.

[Roranora]

I like spiders. We let them live around our house. They eat flies and mosquitos and other more annoying animals. Though we usually capture them alive and put them outside if they are inside the house.

While I could handle this spider duty, I don't know if I could be so kind to one the size of my palm.

[Zetanio]

I like spiders. We let them live around our house. They eat flies and mosquitos and other more annoying animals. Though we usually capture them alive and put them outside if they are inside the house.

Exactly, you don't anger the gods. You treat them with respect and they keep you from getting West Nile.

[Airenn]

Don't mind spiders. I hate flies/fruit flies/ants and other bugs though. Catch and put outside or if they are in the bathtub/toilet/sink then they get drained. Sorry Spider bros, but my one rule is not anywhere that I may be naked.

Repulled/hurt the ride side again. Pain is back. Blaaaah.

[FNH]

Exactly, you don't anger the gods. You treat them with respect and they keep you from getting West Nile.

Ehhh, depends. I moved into a house that had been vacant for a while. This being the south, brown recluse spiders decided to set up camp. I didn't notice anything for the first week, and then I notice one in the bathroom during the night. Once I examined it to see the fiddle on the back I went on the offensive. I started cleaning and making certain the floors weren't cluttered, pulling things away from the wall, and vacuuming along baseboards. Found around 30 of the demons by the end of it, I am afraid to go in the attic. Dusting with deltamethrin, permethrin, and diatomeceous earth seem to have set up a line of demarcation. I also spray everything down with a peppermint oil spray when I do a weekly cleaning. I know they kill other pests, but I'd rather not have them in my living area. I'd also prefer if they weren't one that cause a nasty bite.

[Zetanio]

Ehhh, depends. I moved into a house that had been vacant for a while. This being the south, brown recluse spiders decided to set up camp. I didn't notice anything for the first week, and then I notice one in the bathroom during the night. Once I examined it to see the fiddle on the back I went on the offensive. I started cleaning and making certain the floors weren't cluttered, pulling things away from the wall, and vacuuming along baseboards. Found around 30 of the demons by the end of it, I am afraid to go in the attic. Dusting with deltamethrin, permethrin, and diatomeceous earth seem to have set up a line of demarcation. I also spray everything down with a peppermint oil spray when I do a weekly cleaning. I know they kill other pests, but I'd rather not have them in my living area. I'd also prefer if they weren't one that cause a nasty bite.

Sometimes you have to make a deal with the devil.

[BaneTheBrawler]

yeah i don't mind most spiders. i generally just chase them away from me. but if theyre that big, no, gtfo. also if theyre inside my personal space. there's a daddy long legs that lives in my shower right now, in the upper corner. kinda near where i keep my body wash. showers are slightly more uneasy, but i leave him alone cos hes far enough out of range that i can keep an eye on him. i had one (not a long legs) that just would not stop trying to come at me while i was poopin. that fucker died. but a dozen more like him are somewhere in the apartment, im sure, doing their work in peace.


ants, though. ants can stay the fuck outside. i put out ant poison house thingies, but thats it. i think if i had to worry about venomous spiders i'd probably go with an approach similar to FNH, though.

[Ksandra]

Watching women dealing with Macy's coupons. Omg

[Aksannyi]

As a Floridian bugs in general are just inevitable. But bugs that come within my bubble must go. Must. Go.

Also, those little fucking lizards that run around all over tend to get inside every once in a while. Usually I can catch and release those but they are bug eaters so as long as they stay the fuck away from me I don't really care about them as much.

The only non-negotiable for me is roaches. Roaches die instantly.

[Ratatapa]

I like spiders. We let them live around our house. They eat flies and mosquitos and other more annoying animals. Though we usually capture them alive and put them outside if they are inside the house.

You know a cat does the same job right?

[Ksandra]

You know a cat does the same job right?

Unless you rip out their claws and throw water bottles at them.

[Ratatapa]

Unless you rip out their claws and throw water bottles at them.

Mine still eat bugs

[Kiehl]

I took my newish car to get washed today. Upon getting back to work something on the hood catches my eye. 3 scratches on top of each other. Upon examining the whole car, micro scratches everywhere. So livid right now. I know from working retail that I shouldn't take it out on the workers but fuckkkk. Now I get to spend my day off before Vegas detailing the whole car. FUCK!!!!

And an extra kick to boot. My friends say don't worry about it. The scratches are too small to pick up on my camera but I'll always know they're there.

[FNH]

I took my newish car to get washed today. Upon getting back to work something on the hood catches my eye. 3 scratches on top of each other. Upon examining the whole car, micro scratches everywhere. So livid right now. I know from working retail that I shouldn't take it out on the workers but fuckkkk. Now I get to spend my day off before Vegas detailing the whole car. FUCK!!!!

And an extra kick to boot. My friends say don't worry about it. The scratches are too small to pick up on my camera but I'll always know they're there.

Is it black? or dark at all? if so every car has them, you only notice it with a dark color.

[zoobernut]

You know a cat does the same job right?

Our cat kills the scorpions that get inside but he doesn't mess with the spiders. Our other cat goes after moths.

[Ratatapa]

Scorpions? Where the hell do you live

[Brill Weave]

Scorpions? Where the hell do you live

Hell apparently.