Random Fail: First World Problems

[kuronosan]

No one else is going to ask if she was any good?

[Dizzy's]

Was she white, I bet she was white.

[Zetanio]

No one else is going to ask if she was any good?

Was she white, I bet she was white.

Doesn't matter.

Yes.

[Dizzy's]

Can somebody post a picture of uncle ruckus from the boondocks, something to the effect of stealing all the white women? I'm at work or I would.

[BaneTheBrawler]

Got the hospital at 9:40am this morning, its currently 2:40am and i can't get a wink of sleep. =/

if youre going to be in a hospital overnight, bring earplugs and a headband/sleep mask/whatever to put over your eyes. the nurses tend to leave doors open (you can ask them to close it, though. they won't mind unless they're awful anyway), there's ALWAYS someone up/moving around, and sound carries like a motherfucker because the place is literally designed for that- nurses gotta hear you in distress and shit. also something's always beeping, and the beds are generally not very comfortable over long periods.

shit i'm generally only in the hospital for 6 or so hours at a time and i bring my headband.

[kuronosan]

Doesn't matter.

Yes.

Spoken like a true virgin.

[Abandon]

She was 7/10; kinda lame lay, but swallowed.

White.

[Aksannyi]

FUCKING USF.

I get an e-mail from one of my professors saying that because so many people are registered for this one class, they're splitting it into two that will be offered at the same time and day, so people on the split list need to drop the current course and add the new one.

Problem: The new one is fucking unavailable for registration, and when you try to re-add the old one, it's listed as "CLOSED."

THANKS USF, I ONLY NEED THAT CLASS TO GRADUATE. I'm on the phone with them right now but I'm so fucking pissed off, like WHY FUCKING TELL PEOPLE TO DO THIS SHIT IF IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK, WHAT THE FUCK. And now I'm freaking out worrying about whether or not I'm going to be able to graduate now or if they're going to fuck this up completely somehow because that's just the kind of shit luck I have, and UGH.

Like part of me wants to be assured that this is going to be fucking fixed but right now my heart is racing because if it's somehow not then I can kiss graduation next semester goodbye, which opens up a whole other world of problems for me that I can't even begin to contemplate, THANKS FOR THE ANXIETY ATTACK USF.

[Zetanio]

Spoken like a true virgin.

lol

[brozy]

if youre going to be in a hospital overnight, bring earplugs and a headband/sleep mask/whatever to put over your eyes. the nurses tend to leave doors open (you can ask them to close it, though. they won't mind unless they're awful anyway), there's ALWAYS someone up/moving around, and sound carries like a motherfucker because the place is literally designed for that- nurses gotta hear you in distress and shit. also something's always beeping, and the beds are generally not very comfortable over long periods.

shit i'm generally only in the hospital for 6 or so hours at a time and i bring my headband.

Thankfully i've only had 1 overnight(well was about 4 days) in hospital in the past 25 years or so but i never really got much sleep then since i had to get hourly BP checks and it was me who was beeping since had a BPM nearing the 200s so that wasn't really a nice time.
This time it is just and in and out job for an ultrasound to check for gallstones but i never did make it, at about half 7 i fell asleep on the couch and ended up missing the bus there so just phoned them up and apologised, they were surprisingly ok with it and rebooked an appointment there and then.

[Aksannyi]

FUCKING USF.

I get an e-mail from one of my professors saying that because so many people are registered for this one class, they're splitting it into two that will be offered at the same time and day, so people on the split list need to drop the current course and add the new one.

Problem: The new one is fucking unavailable for registration, and when you try to re-add the old one, it's listed as "CLOSED."

THANKS USF, I ONLY NEED THAT CLASS TO GRADUATE. I'm on the phone with them right now but I'm so fucking pissed off, like WHY FUCKING TELL PEOPLE TO DO THIS SHIT IF IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK, WHAT THE FUCK. And now I'm freaking out worrying about whether or not I'm going to be able to graduate now or if they're going to fuck this up completely somehow because that's just the kind of shit luck I have, and UGH.

Like part of me wants to be assured that this is going to be fucking fixed but right now my heart is racing because if it's somehow not then I can kiss graduation next semester goodbye, which opens up a whole other world of problems for me that I can't even begin to contemplate, THANKS FOR THE ANXIETY ATTACK USF.

Update (because I know you all care so much), they got it fixed and I am registered for the course. All is right with the world, until the next crisis I have to deal with.

[Dizzy's]

Aks next breakdown, will it be: BG trolls her, feminism, or she cant get a job teaching. Cast your votes now people.

[Zetanio]

It's always all three. Easy choice.

[Tokitoki]

1 or 2. Considering her last post she has at least a semester before she graduates which is too much time to be the "next breakdown."

[Blubbartron]

something something hysteria something something. Also 2. Always 2.

[Airenn]

Smoke a bowl girl.

My sister hasn't even had the kid yet and she's posting those stupid pics about 5 reasons to tell you're already a stressed mom or some shit. Ugh. I have her filtered but every once in a while I go to check her page to see if she's in misery. So it's like a win, but really a fail.

[Mertron]

Aks next breakdown, will it be: BG trolls her, feminism, or she cant get a job teaching. Cast your votes now people.

she will consider this post bg trolling her, so

[Xantavia]

something something hysteria something something. Also 2. Always 2.

We all know she has the tools to treat hysteria. We've seen them.

[Jefe]

Hopefully she's not batshit insane and goes about things like nothing happened. However my experience on the whole with women is they enjoy drama.

I ended up with a coworker, actually a few on different occasions and word spread like fucking wildfire. Not that we cared it was just the nature of the environment, pretty much someone was always fucking each other since in Washington and Idaho there's not a whole lot else to do.

I think as long as those involved can keep business and pleasure separate it's fine. It's just rarely the case.

Speaking of nuts, did I read this right? Hold on lol. Don't you have like a husband or something browsing these forums? Maybe I'm super-ultra-conservative, but if I had the old lady shouting from the mountain tops that she slept w/ a bunch of coworkers, I'd be like, 'Ya know? They don't need to know that, too much detail. Chillax a little bit. Don't tell 'em the size of my cock either.' >_>

[Astylla]

Speaking of nuts, did I read this right? Hold on lol. Don't you have like a husband or something browsing these forums? Maybe I'm super-ultra-conservative, but if I had the old lady shouting from the mountain tops that she slept w/ a bunch of coworkers, I'd be like, 'Ya know? They don't need to know that, too much detail. Chillax a little bit. Don't tell 'em the size of my cock either.' >_>

Lawl not current co-workers, this was before we met. Regardless we are in an open marriage so there's really one rule : Complete honesty. I've got nothing to hide and rather enjoy my sexual history. I'm only 37 and I'll be damned if I'm slowing down now.