Random Fail: First World Problems

[Melena]

Yup, I read the forums. As she said we have an open relationship. We've both gone out on dates, etc. I know of her sexual past and she knows mine. The fucks we gave are as barren as the California Hills during this drought

[Zetanio]

Yup, I read the forums. As she said we have an open relationship. We've both gone out on dates, etc. I know of her sexual past and she knows mine. The fucks we gave are as barren as the California Hills during this drought

I was hoping you guys would be giving lots of fuck out. I mean, isn't that the idea?

[Melena]

I was hoping you guys would be giving lots of fuck out. I mean, isn't that the idea?

LOL, that is the idea, though with our standards and refusal to deal with bullshit, nothing much has come of it. One of those if it happens and it works, great. If it doesn't happen, no worries either.

[FNH]

Update (because I know you all care so much), they got it fixed and I am registered for the course. All is right with the world, until the next crisis I have to deal with.

it's best if these special circumstances get handled in person by the registrar. Even weirder was that they didn't handle it on their side anyway

[AoE]

got drunk, fucked a chick that works in my office. today in the office shall be interesting

Coincidentally had SAPR training today. lol

[AidenCarby]

LOL, that is the idea, though with our standards and refusal to deal with bullshit, nothing much has come of it. One of those if it happens and it works, great. If it doesn't happen, no worries either.

So, you'd theoretically let me plow your wife?

[BaneTheBrawler]

So, you'd theoretically let me plow your wife?

[jmc]

So, you'd theoretically let me plow your wife?

Doubt anyone on BG would meet the standards lol

[Astylla]

So, you'd theoretically let me plow your wife?

That's one way of looking at it, thanks I needed that today lol.

Honestly though if I could just find a few people locally that enjoyed sex as much as I do, without strings outside of friendship, with no expectations and just let things go as they will I'd be fucking set.

I certainly not everyone's type and it goes both ways. I rely mostly on OKcupid and websites to meet people which lately has amounted to absolutely nothing. I will say that being female who isn't into the emotional bullshit makes it somewhat easier overall.

[jmc]

Brb, moving to cali.

[Melena]

Brb, moving to cali.

Bring your Subaru, Rev the engine a few times with her in the car, and you will be set.

[jmc]

Bring your Subaru, Rev the engine a few times with her in the car, and you will be set.

Fuck, buying a new subaru now.

Wait, will a cruiser work?

[Xantavia]

Go to the local college. Find the freshmen virgins due to low self esteem. Give them a taste to set them on the path for their college careers and open up the pool of eligible people for the future.

[Melena]

Fuck, buying a new subaru now.

Wait, will a cruiser work?

Well she likes handcuffs, so probably.

[Brill Weave]

Left Pittburgh at 7am yesterday to go to Ohio. Finally get to the hotel in Chillicothe at about 7:45pm after making all the visitations I needed to. Get a phone call at 10:30pm from my immediate boss(who is an idiot, but a good dude) saying I need to get into the office asap that there are major issues with several of my providers. So I haul ass back to Pittsburgh that night, don't get into town until 2:30am. Walk into the office and I'm asking wtf is happening and the midnight shift manager says they figured out it was a phone problem. And they forgot to call me and tell me it was handled 10 minutes after they initially called. Get home at 3:30am fall asleep at 4:00am, wake up at 8am because the dog was going through the kitchen garbage can my wife failed to empty while I was gone. So he ate some cooked rib bones. And then got diarrhea on the floor in the sun room.

[Zetanio]

Left Pittburgh at 7am yesterday to go to Ohio. Finally get to the hotel in Chillicothe at about 7:45pm after making all the visitations I needed to. Get a phone call at 10:30pm from my immediate boss(who is an idiot, but a good dude) saying I need to get into the office asap that there are major issues with several of my providers. So I haul ass back to Pittsburgh that night, don't get into town until 2:30am. Walk into the office and I'm asking wtf is happening and the midnight shift manager says they figured out it was a phone problem. And they forgot to call me and tell me it was handled 10 minutes after they initially called. Get home at 3:30am fall asleep at 4:00am, wake up at 8am because the dog was going through the kitchen garbage can my wife failed to empty while I was gone. So he ate some cooked rib bones. And then got diarrhea on the floor in the sun room.

Fuck.

[Aksannyi]

I've had people call me in for shit and then forget to cancel me as well, so I feel your pain man. Few things I hate more than wasting time/gas.

My fail of the day is that I've been sitting at home waiting for the package I'm getting from amazon, which I paid an extra $5 to get here today instead of tomorrow. So at about 2, I walk over to the mail boxes to go check my mail (at this point I'm figuring maybe the package is coming via UPS or FedEx) and there's one of those "sorry we missed you" notes in there saying that I can go pick the package up at my leasing office.

First of all, I'm home, so this already has me infuriated, like why not knock on my fucking door like they usually do?

So I walk up to the damn leasing office and what do I find when I get there but that the door is locked and there's no sign of life. According to their little "clock" sign they should be back by now, but I'm calling them before I walk up there again. It must be nice to get to just leave your job and lock the door during normal business hours.

[Airenn]

I am hoping the package is a figurative package 'cause I think you need it Aks. This model perhaps?

[Tokitoki]

We lost. Wasn't 1, 2 or 3.

[Ratatapa]

I am hoping the package is a figurative package 'cause I think you need it Aks. This model perhaps?

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