Random Fail: First World Problems

[tyven]

Legit question. Who has more shoes, you or the wife?

It's close. Probably me tho

[tyven]

They look like walmart or other store brand type shoe. Something that kids would be made fun of for wearing except it is endorsed by a celeb so now it's cool.

Those shoes are horrendous.

Every day is Yeezy season when your first name is Stanley

[BerenTebogo]

I do not know what almost any of those words mean.

[Myrrh_Quetz]

I have some failed that I learned last night. Apparently one of my friends goes by this "5 Minute" rule for meeting new people.

I had him explain it to me and what it means is that if you meet someone of the opposite sex and do not share that you are in a relationship in 5 minutes, then you're actively trying to cheat.

Found out that like 5 of my friends believe this rule to be true.

[BaneTheBrawler]

I know, I just think it's too early for that conversation

losing my parents is one of my greatest fears. like, i know it has to happen eventually, and they're already in their mid-late 60s, but just the thought of it makes my mind kinda skitter around trying to find anything else to think about. Helps to detach and only think about the planning, none of the emotional stuff.

that being said, it's never too early. we've been talking about it from time to time for decades now, just keeping each other up to date on our views on it.


edit: also that 5 minute rule is bullshit and your friends are retarded.

[Richybear]

It's like the 5 second rule, except it's referring to picking up people.

[Airenn]

And instead of the m&ms you dropped on the sidewalk being ok enough after a brush off, it's whether or not the next cock in your mouth will have aids

[Sepukku]

I could be getting my people mixed up as I don't closely follow BG General's interpersonal relationships, but aren't you the one upset Myrrhs cock isn't still in your mouth?

[AidenCarby]

Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn

[AidenCarby]

Right in the kisser

[Charismatic]

Right in the kisser

ಠ_ಠ

[tyven]

I do not know what almost any of those words mean.

i'm a sucker for sneakers and kanye west so when they come together it becomes the most important thing on earth no matter how ugly

[Abandon]

I could be getting my people mixed up as I don't closely follow BG General's interpersonal relationships, but aren't you the one upset Myrrhs cock isn't still in your mouth?

hahaha, welp

[arus2001]

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[Zetanio]

Shiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

[Anoat]

That awkward moment at the grocery store when you buy a box of Super Mario Bros. fruit snacks and the cashier asks you how old your kids are. Uh...

[BaneTheBrawler]

its only awkward if you give a shit. "These are for me. I like them."

[Astylla]

its only awkward if you give a shit. "These are for me. I like them."

This.

That awkward moment at the grocery store when you buy a box of Super Mario Bros. fruit snacks and the cashier asks you how old your kids are. Uh...

Why is this awkward? I buy shit all the time that is marketed for kids. I give no fucks.

[Airenn]

And I buy the heck outta them $1 Banquet meals sometimes. Fuck off, they're delicious and sometimes I crave 'em. Those and the mini heat up pot pies.

[Cantih]

I'm kinda miffed those Mario ? box candy boxes are filled with chalk type candy coins.
They should be orange gummies!