Random Fail: First World Problems

**Qeomash** · 2015-08-24 23:14

Secret being, they were gummies.....................

**Vandalhart** · 2015-08-25 06:03

Originally Posted by Anoat

That awkward moment at the grocery store when you buy a box of Super Mario Bros. fruit snacks and the cashier asks you how old your kids are. Uh...

Are these the same ones that come with 2 gummies per package and like 4 or 5 packages per box?

**The Stig** · 2015-08-25 06:36

Haha.

I occasionally buy McDonalds Happy Meals. (light lunch/snack, and I can get a bottle of tropicana)

Cashier: "uh, would you like the toy and box?"
Me: "of course!" (+ smile)

(I don't care, and though the box is most likely to be thrown away, I want to get my money's worth of goods as established on the menu)

I stash the toys in my office cupboard for when people bring their spawns in and I give it to the child (if old enough) as a gift/present.

**Aksannyi** · 2015-08-25 06:43

If science could find a way to make those Mario coin candies to make the sound it makes when you collect coins in the game when you bite into them, well, that would be ridiculously awesome and I would totally spend an obscene amount of money on them.

**Vandalhart** · 2015-08-25 07:21

I'ma sucker for that kind of stuff. I have most of the Mario Candy containers here on my shelf. The candy was terrible, but the tins are pretty cool.

I also have a Hylian Shield and Nintendo controller that I have yet to empty the mints out of.

The picture is terrible, but I have a shelf with a whole bunch of Mario figures on it.

Spoiler: show

**Guitarman** · 2015-08-25 12:59

All this Mario food talk is making me want the Mario cereal again

**arus2001** · 2015-08-25 23:35

Go to move my mousepad... it's somehow into melted to my desk. The fuck?

**Brill Weave** · 2015-08-26 10:15

I've been working the last few months on trying to find a replacement garage for a group in a fairly large call volume area. Finally get the contract signed and one of the new garage's drivers runs into the owner of the garage I'm replacing and asks him what's going on. I just have to make it to September 1st.....

**Aksannyi** · 2015-08-26 14:06

The fail is that I thought my phone would make it through an eight-hour day on campus and didn't bring my charger.

It's at 20% and I still have until 5 before I leave (then at least an hour and a half before I'll get home).

**Zetanio** · 2015-08-26 14:16

Originally Posted by Aksannyi

The fail is that I thought my phone would make it through an eight-hour day on campus and didn't bring my charger.

It's at 20% and I still have until 5 before I leave (then at least an hour and a half before I'll get home).

I blame the patriarchy.

**Aksannyi** · 2015-08-26 14:22

That's a pretty sad attempt to troll me.

**Tokitoki** · 2015-08-26 14:28

Get a rechargeable battery pack. I got one free from Project Fi. Recharges my Nexus 6 to full on half the pack's charge in 2 hours or so.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2015-08-26 16:10

Originally Posted by Aksannyi

That's a pretty sad attempt to troll me.

yeah, it was pretty weak. step your game up, son.

Originally Posted by Tokitoki

Get a rechargeable battery pack. I got one free from Project Fi. Recharges my Nexus 6 to full on half the pack's charge in 2 hours or so.

this! i have a nifty little one, ends up adding about 75% to my battery life even while pumpin tunes. also i can use it to power my external speaker if i want to.

**NynJa** · 2015-08-26 17:23

Originally Posted by Aksannyi

That's a pretty sad attempt to troll me.

With all that space in your bra/cleavage, you cant hide a charger in there*? I've seen girls hide the most ridiculous shit in there, its like Link's pouch

**Aksannyi** · 2015-08-26 17:30

I just straight up didn't think I would need it. I actually went to grab it and then thought, "Nah, I'll be fine, my phone won't die." I'll bring it with me next week. And I will consider getting one of those rechargers, it will be useful for going to amusement parks.

On the win side of the equation, I made it all the way home with my battery at 1%.

**FNH** · 2015-08-26 17:34

When I hit 20% I throw it on airplane mode,until I get it on a charger, unless I absolutely need it.

**Melena** · 2015-08-26 17:51

Yeah, get a charger. I picked up a nice one for 50 bucks on Amazon, will charge both my wife's phone and my phone twice before it's dead. So useful when we travel as well.

**Astylla** · 2015-08-26 23:27

Originally Posted by NynJa

With all that space in your bra/cleavage, you cant hide a charger in there*? I've seen girls hide the most ridiculous shit in there, its like Link's pouch

Haha Oh man this is so fucking true.

You can ask Melena, as it's a miracle to go one meal without something getting lodged in there. Never fucking fails. The only downfall of boobs.

**Charismatic** · 2015-08-27 00:09

Originally Posted by Astylla

getting lodged in there

**Aksannyi** · 2015-08-27 06:22

Originally Posted by Astylla

Haha Oh man this is so fucking true.

You can ask Melena, as it's a miracle to go one meal without something getting lodged in there. Never fucking fails. The only downfall of boobs.

Bras need to come with pockets tbh. I don't usually stuff shit in there unless I'm working out since workout clothes also notoriously do not generally come with pockets and I would love to be able to stow my ID or some shit in my bra. Definitely works as a purse if I don't want to carry one around.

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