Random Fail: First World Problems

[Anoat]

My level of upset would be "seeya bitch, good luck with zero support" and peacing out 100%.

I did this after a girl I had been dating for three weeks told me she was pregnant. Felt good, man.

[Zetanio]

I did this after a girl I had been dating for three weeks told me she was pregnant. Felt good, man.

Fucking her raw or what?

[Brill Weave]

My level of upset would be "seeya bitch, good luck with zero support" and peacing out 100%.

Amen.

[BaneTheBrawler]

Yeah, I wouldn't mind raising another man's kid... but cheating is cheating yo.

[Charismatic]

Yeah, I wouldn't mind raising another man's kid...

smh

[tyven]

smh

i think he means marrying a single mother

[Aksannyi]

That's what I thought, too, but I was wondering if there's something I was missing there.

[tyven]

id maybe there is something we are missing or maybe chari thinks being a stepfather is some bitch shit.

[Brill Weave]

Step dad gets to do all the work while the real dad is the one who had all the fun?

[AoE]

I wanna know the scale of awkward it is when you're the person delivering that baby.

[AidenCarby]

These hoes ain't loyal.

[BerenTebogo]

Eh step dad is an important role. As long as all cards on the table that is honestly the antithesis of bitch mode. Takes a lot of integrity and shit to raise a kid who isn't your own.

It's not for me mainly because I'm not one for fuckin' around with single moms in the first place. But to suggest that being a good step dad is anything less than honorable is pretty shitty.

[Zetanio]

Eh step dad is an important role. As long as all cards on the table that is honestly the antithesis of bitch mode. Takes a lot of integrity and shit to raise a kid who isn't your own.

It's not for me mainly because I'm not one for fuckin' around with single moms in the first place. But to suggest that being a good step dad is anything less than honorable is pretty shitty.

Accurate statement. I'm just sad my innocent "hit it raw" joke got overshadowed by this.

[Pringles]

So update. Husband apparently left the hospital while leaving his ring there with her. I wish I was friends with her on Facebook so I could see if there's drama being posted about. I have to get this all second hand.

[Zetanio]

So update. Husband apparently left the hospital while leaving his ring there with her. I wish I was friends with her on Facebook so I could see if there's drama being posted about. I have to get this all second hand.

Mistake, you get HER ring and you pawn both of those motherfuckers.

[Abandon]

yoooo, rofl, timeout. my dude put his shit down and rolled? LOOOOL, god speed, good sir

[Charismatic]

Not a single person was talking about being a stepfather, what the fuck are you people going on about?
That being said, I'd still never raise another man's seed regardless of the situation...

[NynJa]

So update. Husband apparently left the hospital while leaving his ring there with her. I wish I was friends with her on Facebook so I could see if there's drama being posted about. I have to get this all second hand.

On top of being a whore, just think about this part: he spent 9 months dealing with a raging hormonal pregnant lady that wasnt even carrying his baby.

[BaneTheBrawler]

Not a single person was talking about being a stepfather, what the fuck are you people going on about?

i was. the relationship with the woman, however, would be over because she cheated.

id totally marry a single mother.

[Charismatic]

On top of being a whore, just think about this part: he spent 9 months dealing with a raging hormonal pregnant lady that wasnt even carrying his baby.

I'm not saying you should hit a woman but can we put this at somewhere near the top of the list of reasons why you might want to?