Random Fail: First World Problems

[Byrthnoth]

Fuck the haters! Legos put the "play" in foreplay.

[Aksannyi]

Fuck the haters! Legos put the "play" in foreplay.

I just thought of some very weird and uncomfortable things when I read this sentence.

[Cantih]

BDSM, the lego brick floor walk.

[Airenn]

Most women just want a guy that's ambitious and doesn't sit on his ass all day, that's what it comes down to. If you can say "Yeah I'm on disability, but I'm working on X while I am" then you'll have far better luck.

This this, this. Which is why I get along so well with our resident transplant patient and find him so amusing.

It took me too long to accept this as reality. Still a waitress, no school? In the eyes of society and the people I'd probably want to date, I had no ambition and a complete loser. I'm still a complete loser, but at least I'm trying to better my life and pursuing activities that still pay me but are for fun. I do a LOT more than sit around at home lately which is rather nice.

I work for this company on the side and it's AWESOME: http://www.geekswhodrink.com/


And Guitar said Legos don't count, but I mean. Could you design them or something? A job from home on the computer, maybe. That would be the tits.

[Astylla]

BDSM, the lego brick floor walk.

Dude fuck that shit.
I'd rather kneel on rice and that's saying something.

[Byrthnoth]

I just thought of some very weird and uncomfortable things when I read this sentence.

le-go dil-do?

[Aksannyi]

le-go dil-do?

Ewww. But yes, like, I don't doubt someone has tried it, and that one or more legos has found itself stuck in a dark hole after detaching from the main ... apparatus.

I mean okay, dildos are expensive, but people should just like ... not stick objects in them that weren't meant for that purpose.

[Xantavia]

I'd like to be a dad, but you need someone to procreate with for that, so I'll settle for being the best granduncle ever. I am gonna spoil those boys rotten.

Yeah, I am perfectly happy being an uncle. Get to play with the kids when they are in a good mood, and can hand them back to mom or dad when they throw a tantrum. Feel no guilt since its not my kid, so I don't have to put up with their shit (figuratively and literally).

[tyven]

bane you should dedicate your down time to copy writing or graphic design. just do a dickload of tutorials or online classes if you can afford them and then do freelance work from home via crowdspring or something. DO IT BANE DO IT

or blog about legos or something. im sure there is a lego blog that needs writers

[Zetanio]

I work for this company on the side and it's AWESOME: http://www.geekswhodrink.com/

That website made me want to hit someone.

[Airenn]

You on Chrome? It shows up really weird on Chrome and I hate it. I've even brought it up to people and their reply was "It looks fine when I view it" so I dropped it. The gig itself is super awesome though. 50 for the night to host a quiz, 25 bar tab to go with it. And I am doing something fun.

But yea. The site can be atrocious.

[BaneTheBrawler]

Some good ideas. I've actually considered doing Lego commission builds, but I don't know how I'd actually market that. Kind of a small niche, I think. And I need to be careful how much I earn/save. Too much and I lose all my benefits, and the limit is depressingly low. Not enough to live on w/o said benefits. And I'm still actually disabled; I'm feeling much better, but everything is relative.

I think classes are my best bet. I'll have to look at what's available online.

[Astylla]

It's fucking hot as balls out and it's continuing until we leave Thursday on vacation. We don't have AC and this is lasting another two days. I'm so fucking close to just getting a hotel room so I don't roast ughh.

[Astylla]

Some good ideas. I've actually considered doing Lego commission builds, but I don't know how I'd actually market that. Kind of a small niche, I think. And I need to be careful how much I earn/save. Too much and I lose all my benefits, and the limit is depressingly low. Not enough to live on w/o said benefits. And I'm still actually disabled; I'm feeling much better, but everything is relative.

I think classes are my best bet. I'll have to look at what's available online.

It's such a tough balance and I know others in your situation so I definitely empathize. I like you just the way you are honestly but I'm all for people doing more for themselves if they want it.

I'm actually still jealous I missed out on the reading rainbow shirt ><

[Cantih]

It's fucking hot as balls out and it's continuing until we leave Thursday on vacation. We don't have AC and this is lasting another two days. I'm so fucking close to just getting a hotel room so I don't roast ughh.

Seriously, fuck summer. And if the past two decades is any indication, this is going to go all the way to Halloween.

[Astylla]

Seriously, fuck summer. And if the past two decades is any indication, this is going to go all the way to Halloween.

I don't even want to think about that fuuuuuuuu. But the heat also makes it a nightmare to cook. I really wish I just bought bread and lunch meat for sandwiches now.

[Cassalot]

It's 98 here. It was cooled off for awhile and then this happened. WHY DID THIS HAPPEN

[Aksannyi]

I'm like 99% sure my uterus is plotting to kill me from the inside out.

I have never had cramps this bad. I started a new birth control method so that must be the cause, but damn. I want to die.

[Astylla]

It's 98 here. It was cooled off for awhile and then this happened. WHY DID THIS HAPPEN

It was seriously fucking mid 60s last week and I had to buy a new jacket, yet this week it's all JUST KIDDING NOW MELT! UGHHHH.

[Astylla]

I'm like 99% sure my uterus is plotting to kill me from the inside out.

I have never had cramps this bad. I started a new birth control method so that must be the cause, but damn. I want to die.

Did you go IUD or just pill/ shot? I absolutely refuse to get an IUD due to various issues but I've heard it can be rough at first. I had a horrific cycle pain wise last month so I know it too well.