Random Fail: First World Problems

[Hatedregret]

I..... I am upset. Ronda Rousey is going to star in a Road House Reboot. Please come back and roundhouse this terrible actress in the face Patrick. She's unbeatable in the ring, but goddamn my childhood.

http://variety.com/2015/film/news/ro...ot-1201567956/

[Zetanio]

Maybe it'll be goo..

Nah. It's gonna suck.

Hopefully we'll see them titties.

[BaneTheBrawler]

I've never actually seen Roadhouse, but the impression I always got was that it was a face-mashing action flick. How much acting do you really need for that?

[Aksannyi]

We can all agree she has the face-mashing part down. Maybe the acting part will be where she doesn't actually get to hit anyone and has to fake it?

[Byrthnoth]

If Ronda Rousey was bald she would have the scariest face/smile.

[AidenCarby]

just fucked my wife to the weeknd and now she prob pregnant with triplets. GOD DAMN YOU, ABEL, YOU AND YOUR STUPID SEXXXY MUSIK

Name one Megatron and the other Touchdown Tom.

[Brill Weave]

I've never actually seen Roadhouse, but the impression I always got was that it was a face-mashing action flick. How much acting do you really need for that?

[AidenCarby]

That gif is so perfect

[Brill Weave]

I am growing rather attached to it.

[Acevalefor]

The end of an amazing little truck. The poor thing died just short of it's 100,000 mile mark. The guy who hit me ran a stop sign and hit me at about 40 mph combined speed. No injuries and only one fatality. RIP little Ranger.

[Anoat]

Crushing on a married chick. Sucks.

[AidenCarby]

Bought a tv from PC Richards and they tell me they'll call me when it gets there. They call me, I show up and they tell me they cant find it aka they sold it to someone else. Then they tell me they'll deliver one today. And I call to inquire, lol they forgot and are sending someone now. I'm about ready to send that bitch right back.

[vagus]

Tell them they lose your business. See what they do.

[Brill Weave]

Spent the better part of two weeks, cleaning, entering, and tagging Noah's old clothes and toys to take part in a massive consignment sale this week called Just Between Friends. Load up both my car and my wife's car then realize I have about six things that need tags buried in the bottom of tupperware containers. On the plus side though we've got about 1500 worth of shit we're trying to sell. I'll be happy if we make a few hundred bucks.

[Aksannyi]

Head up to the library to stake out a claim on some prime real estate (read: a spot near an electrical outlet) and behold! One emerges! Sit down and get all my shit out and plug up and realize the reason no one was sitting here. The electrical outlet does not work.

[synistar]

@ work, had to dump out a container of water because our protocol says it has an expiration date of 4 days after dispensing. Can't dump the water outside on the plants or trees since the container was in the lab. I internal monologue something in regards to a drought happening and California on fire. *sigh*

[AidenCarby]

Pwned

[Astylla]

My curse of getting hurt on vacation strikes again. Was getting ready to get on a shuttle back to LAX last night and took a nasty fall on the curb behind me.

Basically didn't realize how close I was and my flip flop back caught the edge and my lower back cracked against the curb hard. In fact I fell back with such force my head hit the ground too.

Ibuprofen 800mg isn't doing a damn thing for pain and it's in consistent pain through my lower back, shoulder and neck accompanied by a migraine. And the earliest doctor appointment is at 310pm. FML

[Zetanio]

Learn to walk homie.

[Astylla]

Learn to walk homie.

I'm a horrible clutz and have balance issues so it's not uncommon but fuck this one was one of the worst yet.