Random Fail: First World Problems

[Astylla]

Just got an email from some job recruiting place trying to hire me. I haven't updated or uploaded my resume in more than 3 years. I guess once it's on the Internet it never dies wtf.

[Ksandra]

Ksandra, I say keep it, despite the fact that you don't need it anymore and that you may not have the space. I sold a lot of my baby things at a yard sale but the few things I did keep, I look on with fondness. There's nothing wrong with hanging onto mementos.

Yeah, I have some keepsakes. Just smaller stuff than this. Idk, I will probably debate about it forever and then never end up getting rid of it.

[Brill Weave]

I just made 700 bones selling Noah's old clothes and toys that he doesn't fit in or play with. Sell that shit Ksan. Only keep the major things that hold meaning to you.

[Vandalhart]

you pop out another one. and then another, and maybe by then your oldest is nearing the age where she might start having her own so you hang on to it just in case and then eventually youre a grandma and the cycle begins again.

Eventually you may even be able to get a tv deal out of it with TLC.

[Abandon]

Problem with keeping baby things for a really long time like that is that often, there's new research done on why <insert baby thing here> is unsafe now, and you can't do hand-me-downs. This was the deal with the crib my family wanted to give me for my kids, but the slats were too wide and it has been proven to be a strangulation hazard for babies.

You might argue that that's only a ploy to get people purchasing new things (and on some level, you're probably right) but yeah.

Ksandra, I say keep it, despite the fact that you don't need it anymore and that you may not have the space. I sold a lot of my baby things at a yard sale but the few things I did keep, I look on with fondness. There's nothing wrong with hanging onto mementos.

you made it just fine; unless you're raising a bunch of retards, they should make it too, wouldn't you think?

[Melena]

Walking in Macy's and they already had a fucking Christmas tree up

[BerenTebogo]

It's September..............

[Aksannyi]

I'm not sure if this is win or fail, but it feels like fail to me.

My sons both have Facebook and so I'll read the shit they post, watch their videos, etc. Today, my son commented on a FB post with the words "get rekt." He's eleven.

So yeah, my kid is that fucking kid. The one on fucking teamspeak talking about "suck my dick get rekt fgt." I have failed as a parent.

[Airenn]

yea, well. get rekt aks.

[Zetanio]

I'm not sure if this is win or fail, but it feels like fail to me.

My sons both have Facebook and so I'll read the shit they post, watch their videos, etc. Today, my son commented on a FB post with the words "get rekt." He's eleven.

So yeah, my kid is that fucking kid. The one on fucking teamspeak talking about "suck my dick get rekt fgt." I have failed as a parent.

Just when I thought you were on the rebound from terrible.

Goddamn it Aks.

[Aksannyi]

In my defense, they don't live with me, so any and all influence comes from their father's side of the family.

[arus2001]

So what you're saying is your ex is the fgt.

[Aksannyi]

Yeah but like, I didn't need my eleven year old to tell me that.

[Churchill]

I don't know, I say suck my dick get rekt faggot all the time and I'm fucking awesome.

[Cantih]

In my defense, they don't live with me, so any and all influence comes from their father's side of the family.

tbf, It's more likely classmates.
Don't feel bad, by the time I was nine most of my peers could make sailors blush, and this was before the internet was ubiquitous.

[Melena]

2 fails in 1 and why i weep for humanity. Someone posted a picture of a fake chipolte ad that said never forget how big our burritos are with the burrito's lined up like the twin towers with a plane going towards it. My friend posted a link to snopes showing it's fake and someone replied "I wish you could trust snopes...its such a good idea ruined by the liberals who own it."

My response "
I wish you could trust fox news, it's such a good idea ruined by the conservatives who own it."

[AidenCarby]

I'm not sure if this is win or fail, but it feels like fail to me.

My sons both have Facebook and so I'll read the shit they post, watch their videos, etc. Today, my son commented on a FB post with the words "get rekt." He's eleven.

So yeah, my kid is that fucking kid. The one on fucking teamspeak talking about "suck my dick get rekt fgt." I have failed as a parent.

Make another one, the first one is broken

[Zetanio]

Make another one, the first one is broken

Don't encourage.

[AidenCarby]

Fine, buy another one.

[Zetanio]

Fine, buy another one.

Now you're getting it.