Random Fail: First World Problems

[Acevalefor]

Went to a tenant's house to check on a closet door that I was supposed to repair. The fucking asswipes took the door off the hinges and burned it in their back yard, then tried to say it was just broken so we wouldn't know.

What the fuck was their thought process? They did not even think that I would ask where the door was. Let alone that I could see the charred hardware on the back patio from the bedroom window where the door belongs...

Also, they had a cat there that was not on the lease and they did not pay a pet deposit. Their story: There must be a hole in our basement or something because these cats keep coming in our house. Again, I could smell the fucking cat litter from the front door. You are not fooling anyone and I probably would not have even said anything about a freakin cat until your dumbass lied to me. I made them spend the next 30 minutes helping me ostensibly look for a hole in their basement. What I was really doing was documenting everything else they had fucked up.

Protip: If you rent, don't lie to the maintenance guy that comes into your home. We are not stupid and you will only cause yourself harm. If you are honest and it is no big deal, it is not worth my time to do anything about minor violations. It's not really my job and I don't want to spend my time on it.

These idiots are looking at $800 for the broken shit plus a pet deposit. And that is only if the PM does not decide to kick them out for destruction of property.

[Aksannyi]

Now you're getting it.

Psh. One has to have sex in order to get pregnant anyway.

[Ksandra]

So like. I mentioned today at lunch how the saints game fucked so many people over in survivor. One co-worker got super excited hearing I play. I guess he got knocked out in two survivor games he was playing and is starting a new pool. Asked for me email so I could get the info. I didn't think anything of it since BG is just friendly mode, but the pool is $25.

Now, you may be say, "25 bucks isn't bad." But I suck at survivor mode. Like really suck. I didn't even guess correctly week 1. It's a guarantee $25 down the drain. But this is a new job to work out, and he seemed eager to get some co-workers in on it.

idk if I should fucking do it or not....blarhghghghg

Joined it. Asked bg sprots for advice. No response from bg sprots. HALP

I picked Seattle to play it safe...am I playing it too safe? Shouldn't I save them for later? HAAAAAAAALLPPPP

[Brill Weave]

yea, well. get rekt aks.

[Brill Weave]

Went to a tenant's house to check on a closet door that I was supposed to repair. The fucking asswipes took the door off the hinges and burned it in their back yard, then tried to say it was just broken so we wouldn't know.

What the fuck was their thought process? They did not even think that I would ask where the door was. Let alone that I could see the charred hardware on the back patio from the bedroom window where the door belongs...

Also, they had a cat there that was not on the lease and they did not pay a pet deposit. Their story: There must be a hole in our basement or something because these cats keep coming in our house. Again, I could smell the fucking cat litter from the front door. You are not fooling anyone and I probably would not have even said anything about a freakin cat until your dumbass lied to me. I made them spend the next 30 minutes helping me ostensibly look for a hole in their basement. What I was really doing was documenting everything else they had fucked up.

Protip: If you rent, don't lie to the maintenance guy that comes into your home. We are not stupid and you will only cause yourself harm. If you are honest and it is no big deal, it is not worth my time to do anything about minor violations. It's not really my job and I don't want to spend my time on it.

These idiots are looking at $800 for the broken shit plus a pet deposit. And that is only if the PM does not decide to kick them out for destruction of property.

Maybe someone parked in their parking space and they did it out of revenge?

[FNH]

Went to a tenant's house to check on a closet door that I was supposed to repair. The fucking asswipes took the door off the hinges and burned it in their back yard, then tried to say it was just broken so we wouldn't know.

What the fuck was their thought process? They did not even think that I would ask where the door was. Let alone that I could see the charred hardware on the back patio from the bedroom window where the door belongs...

Also, they had a cat there that was not on the lease and they did not pay a pet deposit. Their story: There must be a hole in our basement or something because these cats keep coming in our house. Again, I could smell the fucking cat litter from the front door. You are not fooling anyone and I probably would not have even said anything about a freakin cat until your dumbass lied to me. I made them spend the next 30 minutes helping me ostensibly look for a hole in their basement. What I was really doing was documenting everything else they had fucked up.

Protip: If you rent, don't lie to the maintenance guy that comes into your home. We are not stupid and you will only cause yourself harm. If you are honest and it is no big deal, it is not worth my time to do anything about minor violations. It's not really my job and I don't want to spend my time on it.

These idiots are looking at $800 for the broken shit plus a pet deposit. And that is only if the PM does not decide to kick them out for destruction of property.

I think you are in the wrong job. I hear Summer's Eve is hiring.

[Acevalefor]

Maybe someone parked in their parking space and they did it out of revenge?

Quite possibly. You still won't get anywhere calling the on-call maintenance guy about your parking spot. Just sacrifice the cat on their hood. It will get the point across.

[Acevalefor]

I think you are in the wrong job. I hear Summer's Eve is hiring.

Is it a fail that I should probably google that because I don't know what it is?

The vast majority of our tenants are screened pretty well. How these folks got through is beyond me.

[Aksannyi]

Section 8?

[Blubbartron]

Is it a fail that I should probably google that because I don't know what it is?

The vast majority of our tenants are screened pretty well. How these folks got through is beyond me.

I believe he was calling you a douche.

[Acevalefor]

I believe he was calling you a douche.

I kind of am when you lie to me. I'll accept that.

[AoE]

Without elaborating on anything, I have a gut feeling I'm gonna have a pretty shitty week.

[BaneTheBrawler]

Oops

[Fondue]

Mfw this was /with/ a course correction

[Zetanio]

That's a terrible parking job. Jesus.

[Melena]

Fucking fantasy baseball. Went into the final day of the semi's comfortably ahead of the #1 seed. Team decided to shit the bed and his had one offensively good day, resulted in a tie and since he had the better regular season record, gets to move onto the finals. One shitty day potentially cost me up to 200 bucks.

[AidenCarby]

SHUT UP HIPPY

[NynJa]

facebook is down
the world is ending

[Airenn]

Need to rant about my roommate. This fucker has lived in this house for two years and has only cleaned the living room on a couple occasions when me and the bf cleaned the kitchen/bathroom. He only orders take out Thai and pizza. Sometimes he heats up asian noodle meals. He often travels for his job which is fine, but every. fucking. time. he leaves I walk into the kitchen to find his leftover pizza boxes. I think he feels since he doesn't "use" the kitchen he shouldn't have to clean it. He can't even put the plates in the dishwasher and has never cleaned anything in there, not even the microwave which he does use.

I hate him. He is the laziest most revolting person I have ever met and at 24 and balding, secretly I am glad. Fuck him. For so long I just wrote it off as we were all lazy and hardly any of us cleaned, but fuck. At least I've done things for this house.

[AidenCarby]

Is why you should live alone.