Random Fail: First World Problems

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2015-10-01 00:20

Originally Posted by AidenCarby

Would be shitty time to shut down, food stamps tomorrow.

yeah man dont fuck with my stamps, thats how i avoid going negative every month

**AidenCarby** · 2015-10-01 01:25

Pretty sure I'm gonna get hit with felony patient abandonment, I've spent half this shift shitting my brains out. Fuck you Bane

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2015-10-01 03:00

I have merely mastered the summoning of the poops, I do not control them. Like a force of nature, they do as they will and care not for whom they afflict.

**Taotao** · 2015-10-01 05:28

Originally Posted by Airenn

Need to rant about my roommate. This fucker has lived in this house for two years and has only cleaned the living room on a couple occasions when me and the bf cleaned the kitchen/bathroom. He only orders take out Thai and pizza. Sometimes he heats up asian noodle meals. He often travels for his job which is fine, but every. fucking. time. he leaves I walk into the kitchen to find his leftover pizza boxes. I think he feels since he doesn't "use" the kitchen he shouldn't have to clean it. He can't even put the plates in the dishwasher and has never cleaned anything in there, not even the microwave which he does use.

I hate him. He is the laziest most revolting person I have ever met and at 24 and balding, secretly I am glad. Fuck him. For so long I just wrote it off as we were all lazy and hardly any of us cleaned, but fuck. At least I've done things for this house.

I had one of those a few years ago. Except it was taco hell and pizza, "cooked" ramen, didn't travel for work, and wasn't bald. I'd find spots in the kitchen or living room where he decided to scrub at his head and leave a pool of dandruff flakes behind. I got lucky and found a studio apartment/converted motel and moved out. I wish you luck.

**kuronosan** · 2015-10-01 06:20

Not sure how much of a fail this is but holy shit am I tired of people who think 4K is new technology.

**Zetanio** · 2015-10-01 10:16

Originally Posted by kuronosan

Not sure how much of a fail this is but holy shit am I tired of people who think 4K is new technology.

BUT IT'S 4K I JUST LEARNED ABOUT IT SO IT MUST BE NEW.

**Astylla** · 2015-10-01 10:27

My office is going downhill due to uncontrollable circumstances but it's obviously way more important to hire a new assistant for the GM. I'm only part time along with another coworker due to medical reasons. Neither of us will likely be back full time ever, and myself I'm likely needing to change positions due to workman's comp.

We pretty much get blamed for everything yet have the least amount of resources. I love the people I work with and the company benefits are awesome but there's been a lot of rumblings and turnover lately. Maybe disability wouldn't be so bad..

**vivbiibasjiu** · 2015-10-01 12:11

Originally Posted by kuronosan

Not sure how much of a fail this is but holy shit am I tired of people who think 4K is new technology.

There's pretty much almost no content being made in 4k yet, so it pretty much is still new for all intents and purposes. Your 4k TV is gonna be displaying glorious 1080p HD shows and movies for years to come!

**arus2001** · 2015-10-01 12:18

Originally Posted by vivbiibasjiu

There's pretty much almost no content being made in 4k yet, so it pretty much is still new for all intents and purposes. Your 4k TV is gonna be displaying glorious 1080p HD shows and movies for years to come!

This, pretty much. Affordability is probably out of reach for the more common viewer/gamer, too. Heck, we have some channels here that are still only 720p.

**Melena** · 2015-10-01 13:44

Fed Ex delivery at my work used to be around 10-11am. Now it's 3pm and i'm sit here anxiously awaiting mine and Astylla's new phones.

**Aksannyi** · 2015-10-01 14:20

One of my favorite summer TV shows just got cancelled and I'm so fucking upset. They can't just leave it the way they left it and ... ugh. Why does this kind of shit always happen to me?

**Zetanio** · 2015-10-01 14:41

What show?

**Aksannyi** · 2015-10-01 14:44

Graceland, a USA show.

**Zetanio** · 2015-10-01 14:48

That's one of those USA shows I see 500000000 ads for but have never seen.

Except for Suits. Love me some Suits.

**Aksannyi** · 2015-10-01 14:50

It's a fucking great show. Well, it was. They left it on a cliffhanger and I'm not exactly hopeful that it will be brought back (despite some of the people I've seen on Twitter already starting a fan campaign) but fuck I hope they at least film some sort of series finale.

**jmc** · 2015-10-01 14:57

Originally Posted by Aksannyi

Graceland, a USA show.

They fucking cancelled it?

God dammit

**Churchill** · 2015-10-01 15:20

my mom watches that show, i make fun of her for how dumb it is

**NynJa** · 2015-10-01 15:21

Its been three years since season 4 of Metalocalypse, and despite never having been "canceled", there seems to be no hope for the final season 5.

**Aksannyi** · 2015-10-01 15:24

Originally Posted by VeganCrossfitWOWRaidKILLA

my mom watches that show, i make fun of her for how dumb it is

You watch your whore mouth.

Also I have attachment issues so clearly I am not dealing with this very well at the moment.

**Xantavia** · 2015-10-01 15:40

Originally Posted by NynJa

Its been three years since season 4 of Metalocalypse, and despite never having been "canceled", there seems to be no hope for the final season 5.

It's an adult swim show. Venture Brothers started in 2004, and we are still waiting for season 6 to start. Year+ delays aren't unusual for their quality shows.

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