Random Fail: First World Problems

[Astylla]

Get a boob job and call it a remodel.

HAHA OMG. I totally needed that tonight. Thank you haha.

[Zetanio]

HAHA OMG. I totally needed that tonight. Thank you haha.

I'm here all week. Try the fish.

[Ksandra]

Get a boob job and call it a remodel.

Dude.

I would totally get a boob job. No shame.

[Zetanio]

Dude.

I would totally get a boob job. No shame.

Almost every girl would. No shame in the game homie. Most just want a reshape or touch up.

This chick I see every now and then had a double preventative mastectomy because of major boobie cancer shit in her fam. She has fucking AWESOME tits now. She was like a small B before. Solid C now. Just fucking terrific. Don't look bolted on at all. She got Rolls Royce boobs because she works for the best cancer center in NY. All free.

Yeah, I'd be lying if I didn't play the long game when I found out. I'm a terrible person.

[BaneTheBrawler]

Don't look bolted on at all.

this is the important part. find out who her surgeon was, send 'sandy his/her way

[Zetanio]

this is the important part. find out who her surgeon was, send 'sandy his/her way

Doctor only works with boobie cancer survivors.

[Aksannyi]

Almost every girl would. No shame in the game homie. Most just want a reshape or touch up.

I don't know about most, but I agree with everything else. If people wanna get surgery to alter themselves and feel happier with their body, then hell yeah, do it up. I personally have no desire to get cut open for any reason, but I try not to judge what others do.

[Abandon]

[Zetanio]

Yeah.

[Churchill]

*Every girl still reasonably considered to be "date-able" by men equally considered to be "eligible" notwithstanding the blind, the Amish, or the already large bazonger'd.

[Astylla]

Yeaah pretty much my reaction too.

I'm with Zen, I totally would myself and I'm fairly well endowed but I'm also not immune to effects of age and gravity even with some amazing push up bras lol. Electing to get any procedure done or anything that makes me feel better I'm all for.

Now my personal taste is that I don't care for fake boobs that LOOK fake, but that's just preference on a physical level. I don't see why it really matters why or how but the fact is almost everyone would like to change something about them. So the original statement stands.

I admit I totally came back to this thread to see the responses to Akys reply.

[Aksannyi]

I'll be honest when I say that I don't get the reactions, but that isn't terribly new I suppose. If someone would like to explain the confusion to me, that'd be great.

[Ksandra]

I don't want them even enlarged. I like my size. They just need a reshape so I can actually make decent cleavage with them. I cant wear any low cut anything or it looks sloppy like I just woke up. Even with push ups.

[BaneTheBrawler]

yeah, aks. check your titty privilege.

also, ksan, go microwave your titties.

[Zetanio]

I agree with the Vegan fella except for the already huge sweaterkittens part. Everyone can use a touch up.

I've seen reductions improve situations immensely too. Higher, tighter, less pancake-y.

We should start a BG boobjob fund.

[Aksannyi]

So you're saying that my disagreement with the generalization "most" is what has everyone reacting all weird?

I'd like to think that a lot of women are moving toward body acceptance, but perhaps they're not, I can't speak for all women, no one can. And my tits are really not that great, take a bra off and they sag just like any other heavy titties (no I am not posting pics, don't ask), but that's the way it goes, I guess. They only look good because I wear the right bras. But I'm not arsed about my physical appearance enough to spend thousands of dollars to alter it, even if I had the money.

Does that clarify it better, or am I still not getting what I've done to set the forum off this time?

[zoobernut]

So you're saying that my disagreement with the generalization "most" is what has everyone reacting all weird?

I'd like to think that a lot of women are moving toward body acceptance, but perhaps they're not, I can't speak for all women, no one can. And my tits are really not that great, take a bra off and they sag just like any other heavy titties (no I am not posting pics, don't ask), but that's the way it goes, I guess. They only look good because I wear the right bras. But I'm not arsed about my physical appearance enough to spend thousands of dollars to alter it, even if I had the money.

Does that clarify it better, or am I still not getting what I've done to set the forum off this time?

I would just drop it. People are confused because you didn't react with your normal indignant reply. People were expecting you to be totally anti plastic surgery and when you weren't it was confusing. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, this is one time where people aren't baiting you but now you are baiting yourself.

[Zetanio]

I would just drop it. People are confused because you didn't react with your normal indignant reply. People were expecting you to be totally anti plastic surgery and when you weren't it was confusing. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, this is one time where people aren't baiting you but now you are baiting yourself.

Dude, shut up. Cmon.

[Aksannyi]

Lol why would I be anti-surgery? I'm always for people being the boss of their own bodies.

[zoobernut]

Dude, shut up. Cmon.

Ok fair enough I guess I ruined the joke.