Random Fail: First World Problems

**Kalmado** · 2015-10-16 08:56

I'd do the old job since it sounds like you're miserable.

**Lucki** · 2015-10-16 09:13

I'd go back to the old job. They liked you enough to try and get you back, you like the people you work with, the commute would be shorter, and you'd be running your own store. $4000 isn't enough to stay miserable

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2015-10-16 09:15

yep. happiness is a benefit, too.

**Cream Soda** · 2015-10-16 09:44

Drank so much, I don't remember half of last night. Went out drinking to support breast cancer and woke up with a Wawa sub, two Checkers burgers, and a gas station burrito at my bedside.

Checked my pockets, wallet, ipod was there. Keys were there.

No clue how the fuck I biked home (10 miles) when I was drunk enough not to remember shit when I woke up

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2015-10-16 10:01

is your bike there? maybe some girl gave you a ride home

and then didn't have sex with you because she respects you too much

**Melena** · 2015-10-16 10:24

Fucking post office may have hosed me. One package to Oregon got sent to New Jersey, at least two other packages the tracking numbers they gave me are invalid. Happy fucking Friday.

**Cream Soda** · 2015-10-16 10:27

Bike is here. Definitely biked home

**Kalmado** · 2015-10-16 10:27

Originally Posted by Melena

Fucking post office may have hosed me. One package to Oregon got sent to New Jersey, at least two other packages the tracking numbers they gave me are invalid. Happy fucking Friday.

And when you question them about the obvious screw up they'll act like you're the biggest piece of crap. I recently had an issue where I bought 2 day shipping and it took 6 days.

**Zetanio** · 2015-10-16 13:20

Originally Posted by BaneTheBrawler

and then didn't have sex with you because she respects you too much

Fucking lol.

I went out on a date last night. Became very drunk, pretty sure I was talking to a nice Japanese couple instead of her because she was crazy WASP nightmare.

Came home, played League hammered with a whole bunch of people while streaming.

My head hurts.

**AidenCarby** · 2015-10-16 13:22

Uhhhhh, almost had to send a patient to a vet hospital in Boston because they were too big for any of the CT scans in the state.

**Zetanio** · 2015-10-16 13:24

Originally Posted by AidenCarby

Uhhhhh, almost had to send a patient to a vet hospital in Boston because they were too big for any of the CT scans in the state.

Vet like animal hospital?

**AidenCarby** · 2015-10-16 13:28

Yes.

**AidenCarby** · 2015-10-16 13:29

Where they scan horses and shit

**Zetanio** · 2015-10-16 13:31

Originally Posted by AidenCarby

Where they scan horses and shit

Gotdamn

**AidenCarby** · 2015-10-16 13:37

It's wicked hahd maintaining a professional demeanah when you get a wiff of certain odahs.

**mallister** · 2015-10-16 13:42

That's actually pretty common, sadly.

**Anoat** · 2015-10-16 14:08

Originally Posted by AidenCarby

Uhhhhh, almost had to send a patient to a vet hospital in Boston because they were too big for any of the CT scans in the state.

Happens at Shands hospital in Gainesville, FL quite a bit. Luckily the University of Florida has a pretty nice veterinary school.

**Blubbartron** · 2015-10-16 14:16

Originally Posted by AidenCarby

Where they scan horses and shit

How many hundreds of pounds are we talking about here? I want to know if I'm horse-sized yet.

**Airenn** · 2015-10-16 14:29

300+ usually. Maybe a bit more depending on the machine's capacity. (I googled.)

iirc, It's part weight, part size. When you get that big you just don't fit into it.

**Zetanio** · 2015-10-16 14:34

Originally Posted by Airenn

300+ usually. Maybe a bit more depending on the machine's capacity. (I googled.)

iirc, It's part weight, part size. When you get that big you just don't fit into it.

It's dependent on your gut, pretty much.

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