Random Fail: First World Problems

[AidenCarby]

How many hundreds of pounds are we talking about here? I want to know if I'm horse-sized yet.

She was pushing 550

[Zetanio]

She was pushing 550

Yuck.

[Airenn]

She was pushing 550

Jesus fucking christ.

[Zetanio]

If she's pushing that much weight around she's probably in great shape.

[Blubbartron]

If she's pushing that much weight around she's probably in great shape.

That shape being round, of course.

[Anoat]

Was it Gilbert Grape's mom?

[Zetanio]

[AidenCarby]

What pisses me off is the people that large are typically the most entitled and needy.

[Zetanio]

Their cundishons are all your fault.

[Acevalefor]

88 hour pay period. 72 hours billed. Bane, I now know what it is like to have no idea when I will suddenly have to shit uncontrollably...for 2 days straight.

[Airenn]

I kinda feel that when you get to a certain size you can't do much. So you have more time to think. So you think about how the world's unfair, this isn't your fault, and how people should do things for you. It's stupid logic, but when you can't get yourself up to get the mail then fuck it, have someone get it for you. And bring you a pizza while you're at it.

[Zetanio]

Killed my fucking slow cooker making apple cider.

Napkin mathing I did (also checking my order history from my meat supplier) tells me I cooked over 600lbs of meat in there since I bought it.

[Melena]

And when you question them about the obvious screw up they'll act like you're the biggest piece of crap. I recently had an issue where I bought 2 day shipping and it took 6 days.

Well the customer service rep was great. One of the managers for one of the items out in Connecticut called me saying that one of the items that was supposed to go there has never shown up though they keep getting redelivery responses for it. I now have to go to the originating post office on Monday to raise hell.

[Xno Kappa]

So brother-in-law causes a massive fucking flood in the 2nd floor bathroom, which leaked down to the first floor and caused some very visible ceiling damage. "I'm sorry, I just wanted some me time with a bath and didn't realize how much had spilled." Like the dude is a five year old or some shit. Other than literally beating the shit out of him and getting the wifey upset, how can I quickly rectify the situation and how much is it gonna cost me? I'm assuming I need to get some kinda paint contractor to cut out the portion of the ceiling and redoing it.

[Blubbartron]

Who the fuck takes a bath in another man's home? Scratch that - who the fuck takes a bath?

[Zetanio]

Who the fuck takes a bath in another man's home? Scratch that - who the fuck takes a bath?

Baths are fucking relaxing and terrific. Don't lump us in with this asshole. Also, you do NOT take a bath outside of your own house.

[Xno Kappa]

A worthless never-launched free-loading 23 year old waste of oxygen who was coddled by his mother and sisters that I'm now responsible for in the immediate future.

[Acevalefor]

Unless the drywall has popped the nails or is sagging, you may not need to replace it. Though, if it were my house, since I can do it myself, I would replace it just to be sure there is no future mold problem. Dry it out and scrape any bubbled paint. See how it looks from there. If it does need repair/replacement, get a drywall contractor. Don't get a painter. They charge exorbitant amounts of money and will not do the drywall repair. They paint literally anything, so do not ask one to paint unless it is completely clean and ready to paint as-is.

Also, how the fuck did that boy spill enough water that it leaked under the floor? Get some caulking and caulk every corner of the bathtub as well as around the edges of the bathroom floor. Around the toilet as well. This will contain any future spills to the bathroom alone. After you have repaired all that, make him your personal housekeeper until he has worked enough hours to pay it off at $10/hr. Then kick him out.

[Blubbartron]

Don't caulk around the base of the toilet. If the wax seal fucks up, you want to know about it before it gets bad. If it's caulked completely, you won't know about a leak until it gets severe and has already done significant damage.

[AidenCarby]

Straight up give him or his parents the bill. This is what it's gonna cost and I'm not footing the bill.