Random Fail: First World Problems

[Zetanio]

FUCK THE POLICE, COMIN' STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND

I'm white and I don't understand this.

Can we make this illegal?

[Ksandra]

I'm white and I don't understand this.

Can we make this illegal?

I am white and still don't understand why my students think El Chapo is a hero. I'd like to make that illegal, too.

[Zetanio]

I am white and still don't understand why my students think El Chapo is a hero. I'd like to make that illegal, too.

Is this that privilege things people get all uppity about?

[Ksandra]

Is this that privilege things people get all uppity about?

Probably. I am just going to sip my tea over here.

[BaneTheBrawler]

i bet you sip with your pinky up

[Zetanio]

i bet you sip with your pinky up

How else to you let people know you're in the Privilege Club?

[Vandalhart]

Add a monocle, a handlebar mustache and a top hat. That'll really let them know.

[AidenCarby]

Finding out first hand, that these hoes are in fact not loyal.

[Brill Weave]

Finding out first hand, that these hoes are in fact not loyal.

Well, they're hoes.

[Abandon]

attaboy brill

[Churchill]

I am white and

Careful

[Zetanio]

Well, they're hoes.

She's never gonna be a housewife. Thems the rules.

[AidenCarby]

Needed the laugh thanks bros

[Petitssk]

That feeling of disappointment when you bite into a perfectly shaped green apple of perfect colour, expecting the sour juices to overflow into your mouth and send your tongue into delirium, and instead get something between moist and dry and totally not crispy and sour.

[Zetanio]

That feeling of disappointment when you bite into a perfectly shaped green apple of perfect colour, expecting the sour juices to overflow into your mouth and send your tongue into delirium, and instead get something between moist and dry and totally not crispy and sour.

Green apple? Is this your first day?

Go get Gala, Honeycrisp, Macoun or McIntosh apples please.

[Churchill]

Why did you list terrible apples

[Tokitoki]

I'm a fan of Fuji apples.

[AidenCarby]

Gala apples are dope

[Zetanio]

Why did you list terrible apples

If you think those are all terrible, you don't know dick about apples.

[Churchill]

I know I bow before the Pink Lady and all others are inferior peasant food.

Edit: Red Delicious are good if you live in WA. Most fruit is better if you live in WA though. Fruit in NY is terrible so I can see where your confusion comes from.