Random Fail: First World Problems

[FNH]

If you think those are all terrible, you don't know dick about apples.

I also prefer a granny smith to that other shit.

[Astylla]

Gala apples, Fuji apples, empire apples and pink lady are definitely the best ones


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[Astylla]

I also prefer a granny smith to that other shit.

Granny Smith are for baking get the fuck out of here


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[FNH]

Granny Smith are for baking get the fuck out of here


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nah Ill stick to eating them raw

[Cantih]

floppy bacon

[BerenTebogo]

I also prefer a granny smith to that other shit.

Granny Smith is A-fucking-+

For red apples Red Delicious are p good

[BaneTheBrawler]

For some reason, I react poorly to fresh fruits these days. As if it's an allergy. I have no idea why. Canned/baked/etc? Totes fine. Fresh? NOPE BETTER CLOSE OFF THE THROAT NOT HAVIN THIS SHIT

My body is stupid. I miss apples.

[Petitssk]

I don't even know if any of those brands are being sold here in Germany. Though I usually just pick whichever green apples I can get at a decent price, so it probably wouldn't matter.

[Zetanio]

For some reason, I react poorly to fresh fruits these days. As if it's an allergy. I have no idea why. Canned/baked/etc? Totes fine. Fresh? NOPE BETTER CLOSE OFF THE THROAT NOT HAVIN THIS SHIT

My body is stupid. I miss apples.

Should make sure you wash the outside well.

[BaneTheBrawler]

That was my first thought, too, so I was very careful, but no luck. It even happens with fruits you peel, like kiwis. bought a few kiwis because they were on sale and i love them, peeled and sliced one up, ate it and by the time i was finished my throat was closing up. Ended up having to eat them one at a time over several days, instead of all at once like i wanted to. Woe is me. Fortunately, it doesn't seem to affect my breathing, just makes it painful to swallow, so i occasionally just eat em anyway.

[Churchill]

Used to happen with cantaloupe when I was a kid. I just told my body to stop being a bitch and it doesn't happen anymore.

[Brill Weave]

Noah has croup for the fourth time. This time it landed him in Children's where they are keeping him overnight. I've been there since 8am and just got home. The wife is staying with him. It's been a long fucking day. They had to give him three breathing treatments before he was able to breath a little better.

[Kalmado]

Was scammed out of $4 on Steam on a trade.

[Buffy]

Never change BG. A 40 post conversation about the merits of Apple types.

[Zetanio]

Never change BG. A 40 post conversation about the merits of Apple types.

If these fucking shitappleeating dicklickers would stop trying to tryhard their awful west coast apples we wouldn't have a problem.

Fuck your Pink Lady bullshit.

Empire State apples for life!

















































I actually love all apples, I'm just very bored.

[Churchill]

ny fruit sucks, said it before

worst part of living there

[BerenTebogo]

Yeah but apple picking in the fall is a legit easy way to get laid.

Wait does NY have apple trees?

[Zetanio]

ny fruit sucks, said it before

worst part of living there

Worse than the taxes? Damn, you hate fruit.

[Churchill]

that's a lie there's way worse things about NY than fruit but it definitely sucks

[Zetanio]

Stop lying. Now we can't trust anything you say.

New York fruit is both delicious and nutritious.