Random Fail: First World Problems

[Seraph]

Granny Smith is A-fucking-+

^

[Tokitoki]

Wait does NY have apple trees?

Not sure if you're serious, but yes we have apple trees. The ones just outside NYC obviously are worse than the ones further upstate. The closest to NYC I'd go to pick apples would probably be Ulster County (New Paltz, Poughkeepsie, Kingston). Much tastier from there up.

[Churchill]

All you gotta do is drive 3000 miles and you get good apples

[Tokitoki]

All you gotta do is drive 3000 miles and you get good apples

Or an hour and a half. Close enough, right?

[Zetanio]

Or an hour and a half. Close enough, right?

I just go to Union Square green market. They come to me!

[Tokitoki]

I'd go to pick apples

Come on now Zet. They aren't moving the whole orchard.

I'm talking about actually picking the apples. You could buy them at any decent farmer's market, of course.

[jmc]

Car decided to change all my menus to German.

I have no idea how to change it back, even disconnecting the battery for a few minutes just factory reset it to German lol

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[Vandalhart]

Do you have the owner's manual? That'd have been the first place I'd look.

[Tokitoki]

M. Night: The manual is in Mongolian!

[jmc]

Fixed it via Google translate.

Had to translate all the menu text until I found the language setting.

Guess my American car wishes it was german?

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[Zetanio]

Fixed it via Google translate.

Had to translate all the menu text until I found the language setting.

Guess my American car wishes it was german?

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It'd be more efficient but it would also lie about polluting. Worth it?

[NynJa]

Apparently there are a LOT of users who want us to know what phone they're posting from using Tapatalk

[Melena]

The latest Tapatalk update turned signatures back on. I made probably 3-4 posts before I noticed it and found where the user settings were and turned it off.

[Zeb]

Had to work a full shift with a coworker whose BO smells like death. Also had to fix a huge problem that came up because he jury rigged it months ago and told no one or made comments about. And management can't be asked to fucking fire people unless it's over attendance.

[zoobernut]

Had to work a full shift with a coworker whose BO smells like death. Also had to fix a huge problem that came up because he jury rigged it months ago and told no one or made comments about. And management can't be asked to fucking fire people unless it's over attendance.

Don't you mean jerry rigged? The saying is jerry rigged not jury rigged.

[BerenTebogo]

jury rigged, lmao

Ya boy doin' felonies.

[Blubbartron]

Don't you mean jerry rigged? The saying is jerry rigged not jury rigged.

Depends on where you're from. Both sayings mean the same thing, and both are used in different places.

[Zetanio]

jury rigged, lmao

Ya boy doin' felonies.

He gonna get time fo dat.

[zoobernut]

Depends on where you're from. Both sayings mean the same thing, and both are used in different places.

I guess if people keep saying it wrong long enough it will become accepted eventually but it is still incorrect. The saying started during WWII and it has always been jerry rigged.

Edit: I stand corrected I guess jury rigged is in the dictionary now as an accepted alternative. Still sounds off to me.

Digging even deeper into the history of the saying apparently jury rigged existed first in the late 1700's then jerry built in the mid 1800's then jerry rigged came about during wwii and I guess jerry was a slang term for German so the prevailing though is that is how the saying came about. Both are equally correct.

Forget I said anything. Carry on.

[Zeb]

Honestly, was going to go with a completely different ?-rigged. But PC bro