Random Fail: First World Problems

[Yuri-G]

at least you people don't have to worry that you didn't clean it out well enough and you're gonna shit the bed because he's fucking you so hard


well, I suppose straights can have anal sex too

[BerenTebogo]

Not really, was getting on top of her and scraped my knee on her foot

If you can gash your knee on toenails that qualifies as nasty af.

[Churchill]

WHAT IF IT WASNT A TOENAIL THO

[Zetanio]

If you can gash your knee on toenails that qualifies as nasty af.

Agreed, that shit is fucking nasty.

[Abandon]

someone just confirmed for needing a fucking pedicure lol

[Zetanio]

someone just confirmed for needing a fucking pedicure lol

At least trim and file right?

FFS people.

[BerenTebogo]

Basic human decency

[Jefe]

I need to watch it again. Btw, it's cold and windy af, idk if it's el nino but damn. My intranet is sucking too, keeps dropping and I need to finish this hw.

[Zetanio]

I need to watch it again. Btw, it's cold and windy af, idk if it's el nino but damn. My intranet is sucking too, keeps dropping and I need to finish this hw.

Good thing it's not your internet.

[Qeomash]

First, my work has automatic toilets. Second, it is finally winter weather, meaning I can start wearing sweaters. The fail: my most comfortable sweater sets the sensor's "he's gone, flush!" off every time I sit down or shift on the seat.

[Zetanio]

That may win the thread.

[NynJa]

Started talkin to this girl shortly before i went to mexico. Kept talkin to her while i was there for a bit. Was suposed to go on a date when i got back, but she "got sick from the flu shot". K, it happens, kept talkin to her, no problems, everything seemed fine, kept seeing if she wantes to hang out on my nights off but she was still sick from the flu shot apparently. then one day just doesnt answer back at all, and sends me a random txt 2 days later sayin "been busy".


Is it really that hard to say "ya it wont work out"?

[Zetanio]

Started talkin to this girl shortly before i went to mexico. Kept talkin to her while i was there for a bit. Was suposed to go on a date when i got back, but she "got sick from the flu shot". K, it happens, kept talkin to her, no problems, everything seemed fine, kept seeing if she wantes to hang out on my nights off but she was still sick from the flu shot apparently. then one day just doesnt answer back at all, and sends me a random txt 2 days later sayin "been busy".


Is it really that hard to say "ya it wont work out"?

Kick to curb. Restart.

[Churchill]

that's a really simple pass right there

do i need to make another how to be a man thread

[Churchill]

we dublin

[Anoat]

Trying to keep talking to her while you were in Mexico when you should have been banging stupid college girls on vacation instead was your first mistake. But yeah. She ain't interested.

[NynJa]

Trying to keep talking to her while you were in Mexico when you should have been banging stupid college girls on vacation instead was your first mistake. But yeah. She ain't interested.

Yes, because shooting a couple texts during the day while I was in Mexico prevented me from partying and having a good time. I clearly was a fool to not ditch whatever I had worked on before I went on a vacation that was booked 2 months before I even met this girl.

I know the "I'm busy" is bullshit, its just frustrating and stupid to give that instead of "it wont work". Is that really that hard?

[Zetanio]

Yes, because shooting a couple texts during the day while I was in Mexico prevented me from partying and having a good time. I clearly was a fool to not ditch whatever I had worked on before I went on a vacation that was booked 2 months before I even met this girl.

I know the "I'm busy" is bullshit, its just frustrating and stupid to give that instead of "it wont work". Is that really that hard?

The key is to recognize it and just move on. Don't put the burden of anything on them, you'll get mired in her bullshit.

[Fondue]

that's a really simple pass right there

do i need to make another how to be a man thread

I need this

[synistar]

I hate reading work emails that are not in standard fonts and not 10-12 point. Even worse when it's purple or some other color not Red, Blue, or Black.

What's next? Green font in wingdings? I'd probably go ham on my computer monitor.