Random Fail: First World Problems

[Aksannyi]

In a corporate world that is all about homogenization (cubicles, dress codes, etc.) the last thing I mind is people expressing themselves via e-mail text.

My fail today is that I've got about two weeks left of the semester (three, if you count finals week) and I've completely clocked out. I'm over it.

[Moss]

In a corporate world that is all about homogenization (cubicles, dress codes, etc.) the last thing I mind is people expressing themselves via e-mail text.

if it isn't as readable as normal font, they can find another way to express themselves. or, ya know, don't worry about expressing yourself while at work

[AidenCarby]

In a corporate world that is all about homogenization (cubicles, dress codes, etc.) the last thing I mind is people expressing themselves via e-mail text.

My fail today is that I've got about two weeks left of the semester (three, if you count finals week) and I've completely clocked out. I'm over it.

You're almost there, don't stop now

[Cream Soda]

Welp, never being too lazy to go to the bathroom again. Grabbed one of my piss bottles instead of my mountain dew bottle. Then had to hold it in long enough not to spit it all over my monitor and mechanical keyboard...

[Biggz]

Even with this coming from the land of Florida and Cream Soda I am still slightly shocked. Why the fuck is your drink anywhere near your piss bottle? ?

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[Brill Weave]

Welp, never being too lazy to go to the bathroom again. Grabbed one of my piss bottles instead of my mountain dew bottle. Then had to hold it in long enough not to spit it all over my monitor and mechanical keyboard...

[dasva]

Welp, never being too lazy to go to the bathroom again. Grabbed one of my piss bottles instead of my mountain dew bottle. Then had to hold it in long enough not to spit it all over my monitor and mechanical keyboard...

How in the world... I mean even when I kept drinks around that looked like piss I never did that. The smell, the warmth usually the color kind of give it away. Though I did freak out my engineer who was certain I was drinking piss just to prove to him I wasn't peeing on watch in the middle of the day

[Cream Soda]

I had literally just pissed in it; was watching a video on youtube and didn't want to pause it. Then i set it down to my left. My drink was on my right. (diet mountain dew, so lol even looks the same).

I had 3 empty bottles as well laying around. So I just picked up the one w/ liquid in it, and went to drink


Been pissing in bottles since 2004; this is the first time it's ever happened.

[Byrthnoth]

Yet again, Cream Soda posts a third world problem in the first world problem thread.

You accidentally bought diet mountain dew and the soda machine obviously doesn't offer refunds? - First world problem

You accidentally drank piss because you apparently lack basic sanitation? - Third world problem

[AidenCarby]

Mr. Grylls would be proud.

[Zetanio]

That's some gross ass shit. Go to the fucking bathroom.

[Airenn]

WAit a minute

WAit am inut

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP


Ya'll are seriously, literally, for real saying that you had piss bottles? This isn't just CS but multiple OTHER people as well?

BG I AM ASHAMED WHAT THE FUCK

[Zetanio]

WAit a minute

WAit am inut

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP


Ya'll are seriously, literally, for real saying that you had piss bottles? This isn't just CS but multiple OTHER people as well?

BG I AM ASHAMED WHAT THE FUCK

You really can't be that surprised.

It's fucking gross but this place is stocked with people who played FFXI for like 10 years. Don't wanna miss a pop right?

[Abandon]

what the fuck? bruh go to the fucking bathroom, that is one of the reasons it fucking exists

[Airenn]

Everyone's got fails today, thread was silent for a bit there-- Mine is Pax East Badges went on sale and sold out already while I was doing deliveries for work. That I forgot I had. That I made decent money on so I really shouldn't be feeling like shit, but fuck man I wanted a Pax East Badge easy and now I gotta think about whether or not I wanna spend the energy tracking an affordable one down on top of the stress it would take to plan the trip. Not to mention I am just going to pay that parkin ticket I had and the money I made today essentially went to that.

Ah well, least THAT'S off my mind, and funds in general are looking good.



Paaaax ; ;

[Airenn]

@Zet I've read the stories on reddit sure, but this is BG. I had... a little hope that there may only be a few of you like.... that? I guess?

Part of it is, I'm a woman. Unless I got a bucket under this chair, bottles aren't going to work, so the thought of not going to the toilet when I gotta pee is really... really foreign.

[Byrthnoth]

When I realize I have to piss, I have at least an hour before it becomes do-or-die. The only time FFXI is so interactive that you can't take a 2 minute break in a full hour is during an XP party with one DD. If 30 minute windows drives you to piss-bottling, you're doing something wrong.

I've played FFXI for far too long and far too seriously, and I have never pissbottled.

[Zetanio]

I did it exactly once during a BT raid in WoW during Illidan.

I still feel shameful admitting that.

[AidenCarby]

I'll keep it a 100, back in my XI days I pee'd out my window on a few occasions, but never in a bottle nigga wtf. Bottles are only for road trips

[zoobernut]

Never used a piss bottle for ffxi or ever really. I got efficient at the sprint to the bathroom and the quick pee.